Friday, July 02, 2010

Would You Marry Joe Francis?


Apparently Joe Francis asked his girlfriend to marry him and she said yes. This is the same girlfriend he has had for awhile. She has seen him go to jail for his sex crimes, his problems with the IRS and everything else. Oh, and she has been around for all the complaints made against him by women, and stands by him even though he makes his money by getting drunk girls to take off their clothes for a t-shirt. I'm sure her family is proud.

Meanwhile, to show that Joe is a man of the people he says it won't be a traditional wedding ceremony since he won't get married for real until all gay people in the world can get married. Apparently this extends to his proposing to her without a ring also. He says one is getting made. I say that she will probably end up with a t-shirt.

Now, you would think anyone dumb enough to actually be with this guy would be like 18 and blind. It turns out she is an entertainment reporter for the CBS affiliate here in LA. Her name is Christina McLarty. You know the station is just waiting for the day the couple get in a fight and he releases like 50 hours of her naked.

15 comments:

jax said...

and i bet they will get married in a state that doesn't have the lucrative divorce laws like a 50/50 split.

this guy is keeping an eye on his money, it has nothing to do with the gays.

Ms Cool said...

Hell no.

Bar Harmonies said...

I like the guy. I realize this makes me a scumbag.

jess said...

wow...someone actually loves(?) the guy. No, I wouldn't marry him.

Patty said...

What Jax said. Oh, and she is with him for the $$$ lifestyle. That is why the Kardashian clan are such good friends too.

shakey said...

Damn, this girl is stupid. When I heard it was a reporter, I thought maybe she hadn't heard of his antics because he wasn't real news.

Was she with him through the rapes, too?

Ms.Leigh said...

classic example of a woman with low self esteem. it's not just how he says he treats you ladies, it's also how he treats everyone else.

chopchop said...

This is just like the women throwing themselves at Joran vanderSnot. She thinks she can change him, guys! And you don't know how sweet he can be when it's just the two of them!

I don't feel sorry for this girl one bit. She knows everything and yet chooses to stick around with one of the slimiest people in the U.S. Just please, please, please don't procreate. PLEASE.

SFG said...

No sympathy for this chick at all. Hell, I'd rather have 1 minute of sex with Hugh Hefner than marry this ass of epic proportions.

RocketQueen said...

What Ms. Leigh and jax said.
Good luck, honey. You'll need it.

Lana's Blog said...

Wow, she must be dumb. This guy hates women.

Moonmaid said...

In a word: NO.

Moonmaid said...

SFG - lol. That's like one of those bad choices: deaf or blind? lol

Goodgrief said...

Hell f*ckin No

MCH said...

Hell no!