Friday, September 24, 2010

Mark Ronson Gets Mugged - Thanks Them


Recently Mark Ronson was mugged on the streets of New York. I think it was probably the blond hair that attracted them. Anyway, after demanding he turn over all his money, the group of muggers stayed next to Ronson as they debated what they were going to do next that night. Seriously? How confident were these guys they were not going to get caught that they can stand around and chat for a few minutes about what they are going to do. Mark says, "As they're coming to the end of mugging me, I'm still standing there and they're making their plans. One of them is, like, 'We'll meet you back at so-and-so's house,' and they knock fists together. And, because I had so many nerves running through me, I actually put my hand out and did the same. Like, 'Yeah, thanks for that.'"

Yeah, thanks for mugging me. I understand what he must have been going through. Can you imagine the adrenaline that must have been running through him? He was probably grateful to not be hurt and to be alive. It also makes you realize how kidnapping victims can start to identify with their captors.

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kathrynnova said...
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Lady J said...

It sucks that he got mugged but I LOLed when he said he put his hand out to knock fists with the muggers. He's lucky he's alright cause this could have ended up a lot worse.

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Jessica said...

Hate that whole useless family. Mommy and Daddy bought one kid a clothing line. Mark kind of made a name for himself, but I'm sure used his step-fathers connections, and if not for Amy Winehouse, it would still be Mark who? And of course Samantha, one of the most useless morons in Hollywood. Please can I pay you money to come push a button on your MacBook and wiggle a button that you pretend actually does something and tell people I hired a "DJ"?
Blech.

Karmen said...

I'd also knock fists if they didn't kill me. The muggers in Bmore don't play. Someone got mugged and stabbed 8-10 blocks away from me recently (I live in a safe neighborhood, but you don't have to go far in either direction to end up in a bad one). The victim used his phone to take pictures of the muggers (young teenage punks) before running three blocks and collapsing. He's alive and those pictures helped to capture the suspects. He's lucky, but others haven't been.

NYer said...

hmmm....i'd like to see the police report.

jax said...

sorry, i lol'd at that. such a sarcastic asshole.love it.

feraltart said...

kathrynnova, so glad you came out of it OK. Was your mugger caught?

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feraltart said...

kathrynnova, so glad you came out of it OK. Was your mugger caught?

feraltart said...
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feraltart said...

kathrynnova, so glad you came out of it OK. Was your mugger caught?

brendalove@gmail.com said...

That blonde hair has got to GO.

c17 said...

Yeah, but did Mark *GO* to the house party?

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