Wednesday, December 08, 2010

BuzzFoto Blind Item

Which A list star in the eyes of children everywhere just finished wrapping up a sex tape that will be ‘accidentally released’ in the future?

50 comments:

Sue Ellen Mishkey said...

Miley

Ryan said...

The Wiggles. All of them, collectively.

chkyface said...

Dora the Explorer, obviously. Ahem, I meant Miley Cyrus.

califblondy said...

Remember when sex tapes were scandalous?

Now, it's so passe'.

Moose said...

Gumby

Mooshki said...

Barney.

Jingle Belle said...

Justin Bieber

Ice Angel said...

Santa??? Not Santa!!! You're not really Santa....you smell like beef and cheese...you sit on a throne of lies!!!

Ryan said...

It can't be Bieber. That would be a crime in every jurisdiction in this country.

HannahPalindrome said...

Justin Bieber? LOL!

Hope so...I need a good giggle

Mango said...

Miley.

Remember those reports of her talking loudly on set about having sex with her boyfriend? She wants do desperately to be thought of as an adult. Guess she's taking her cues from Kim Kartrashian.

Jennifer said...

Thanks for the laugh Ice Angel. I love Elf!

Ice Angel said...

@Jennifer-me too!! LOL!

campchristy said...

This seems like Miley, but it just doesn't make sense. Sex tapes are usually released to build celebrity, Miley's celebrity is pretty solid.

Kate said...

It's got to be a female star-I can't think of one male celebrity who got a boost from a sex tape (like paris or kim). Is miley too obvious of a choice?

Ice Angel said...

I honestly cannot think of why Miley would do this. She doesn't need the publicity. She already has it. She doesn't need the money or the work-she already has it. I know she wants to be "grown up" and all but this makes no sense. Other A-list stars to kids: Demi Lovato, Salena Gomez, Miranda Cosgrove, Victoria Justice.

Mina said...

This seems like Miley, but it just doesn't make sense. Sex tapes are usually released to build celebrity, Miley's celebrity is pretty solid.

But the blind says A-list and an A-lister doesn't need a career boost to begin with. So, it could be Miley.
She's really under the illusion that this would make her appear more mature. HA!

Right now I'm wondering what boy band-members do/did to introduce themselves to an older audience.
Why do those men don't behave like whores and release sex tapes? Hmmm...

rebellious, contrary and nice said...

Umm...have you all not relized that Miley is a stupid, ignorant girl. And moreso than girls her age!

skeeball said...

bieber and kardashian~she dumped Gabriel cause he wouldn't pee on her. Bieber is too young to hold it.

The Nightmare Child said...

Miley is too obvious.


I'm going with Demi Lovato.

MommaSaid said...

"Which A list star in the eyes of children"?

DJ Lance-Yo Gabba Gabba

bathroomwallconfessions said...

^ ooooh. Good one.

I'm going with Miley. Now that's she's 18, there's nothing to stop her sex tape from being "accidentally released".
What a little 'tard.

Little Miss Smoke and Mirrors said...

DJ Lance Rock with Muno.

I kid, I kid!

N80R said...

vanessa hudgens

nataliesinger said...

No offense but I think you're all off track..it says "children everywhere"..
it's got to be Big Bird

valerie said...

Miley is finally living up to her potential.

BigMama said...

Tinker bell and Captain Hook. She digs bad boys with shiny metal...then again,who doesn't.

RocketQueen said...

How about that DJ Lance guy from Yo Gabba Gabba? I get this feeling it's someone on a kid's show.

Merlin D. Bear said...

Miley... although I have to admit, I expected the Hustler spread before the sex tape.
Goes to show what I know.

valerie said...

That Miss Piggy really gets around.

timebob said...

Blue from Blue's clues. Once a dog always a dog.

Daveb said...

As much as Miley apparently wants to change to a more adult image I honestly doubt that she would be that stupid. I suspect there is another $100MM to be made from her tween fans that would disappear with a sex tape (no more Bank of Mommy funding for concert tickets).

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Joanna said...

First thoughts in my mind before reading these comments - Barney? Caillou? One or all of the Wiggles? Dora and Boots, or maybe with Swiper? Elmo and Abby Cadabby? Someone from the PBS Sprout Sunny Side Up morning show?

I really need to get away from my toddler.

Meir said...

Aw man, I wanted to be the 1st one to say DJ Lane Rock from Yo Gabba Gabba. Because it specifically says "A-list star in the eyes of children", I'm thinking its gotta be him. All the world loves the Bieb and Miley Cyrus.

Jamie's Girl said...

Miley has to do something to leave behind (cough) her good little girl image, and this would certainly do it.

caydian said...

Sponge Bob No-Pants?

sunnyside1213 said...

I like the Big Bird guess, but it's probably Miley.

mngddess said...

Dora the Explorer

A said...

Steve from Blues Clues

warmislandsun said...

Damn, I wish I had made a sex tape in my twenties. I would have a mansion and a cement pond, just like the Beverly Hillbillies. To dream........ to dream.......

warmislandsun said...

@Ryan - the Wiggles already sound like a sex act, so I think you may have a winner.

Anotheramy said...

I was going with Blue from Blues clues, shes trying to revamp her image.

Gypsy said...

Please let it be Teletubbies. Please let it be Teletubbies.Please let it be Teletubbies.Please let it be Teletubbies.Please let it be Teletubbies.

Em Cue Em said...

A got there before me, I'm thinking Steve from Blue's Clues as well. He quit the show to try and make it as a rock musician, which, as you can see, hasn't exactly panned out for him. I'll bet he's strapped for cash and is going the easy way out.

ardleigh said...

That infamous tape of Ernie and Bert, Rubber Ducky and the letter U is finally going to be made public?

Public Broadcasting may never recover! :O

Stephanie said...

it's plankton and it's going to be titled "the cum bucket".

Jamee said...

Daveb--That's exactly what she wants. To get rid of her kiddie image, which would be accomplished better if she got rid of her kiddie fans. And yes, she IS that stupid!

Luvtheblinds said...

Obviously, earning respect is not something a lot of hollywood stars aspire. To me this is just sad. I first thought Miley but then "in the eyes of children everywhere" led me to think of someone like Tim Allen from the "Santa Clause" movies. Hopefully not him but a person who is that kind of character in the eyes of children.

Gypsy said...

@ Stephanie LMAO!! Patrick in Show me your Pink Star. Squidward in 8 Tentacles Too Many.

Now, I have just outed myself as a SpongeBob maniac. S'ok. I can live with that.