So, Charlie Sheen is out of the hospital and at home. He supposedly got himself a hernia which was the reason for the call to 911. Oh, and you know who called 911? Adrienne Maloof. Apparently the Real Housewife lives next door to Charlie. Considering Lisa also lives next door to Charlie, that is one crazy block. I think the hernia is crap, but if he did get one it is because he tried to have sex with a hooker while holding her up with one hand and simultaneously trying to get his nose in the briefcase full of coke he had in his other hand. A briefcase full of coke? That is one hell of a party. One of the hookers/porn stars (see above) got herself a lawyer, you know, to field all those tabloid offers.
She also had time to Tweet pictures of herself during the party and was proud of the fact she had been drinking with Charlie for 24 straight hours. Well, one must have goals in life and when you are a porn star, goals like drinking for 24 straight hours probably is an accomplishment.
Supposedly Martin Sheen wants Charlie to go back to rehab. He needs it, but I think he will continue partying until he dies. He has been to rehab so many times and he has an unlimited supply of cash so it is not like he is going to run out of money before he runs out of drugs.