Friday, January 28, 2011

Ted C Blind Item

Look, our Blind Vices aren't always about crack, heroin, orgies and selling your soul to the fame devil. Sometimes we have a happy little love story for ya! Today, we're celebrating—and encouraging—hot-ass stars Kirkland Dogmatic and Teddy Big-Treat and their new-found affair! "They are so into each other," say close mutual friends. "And very protective of each other."

So much so, that Teddy, who is out, is going along with Kirk's very insistent advice from his team...

"We're just good friends," is what T has been blabbing to industry folks, protecting his BF, who has one foot in the closet, and who also just happens to have one of the cutest, most seductively unusual pusses in town right now.

And so far, Kirk's going along with it, which is overwhelmingly echoed by Dogmatic's team of advisors. See, it's not just a somewhat successful boutique career Kirkland's got in front of himself right now, but a major piece of the hugely successful Invasion From Planet Octopus franchise—which Kirkland and his advisor's are cashing in on majorly.

Oh, crap, here we go again: As usual, it's money that's deciding everything.

Hmmm. What will happen next? Something slightly scandalous, we suspect, as Kirky's never been one to play the fake-beard game. In fact, he detests it more than Lea Michele hates to be unnoticed.

Oh, did we forget to tell you one half of this equation is closely associated with the delightful diva?

And It Ain't: Chris Colfer and Liam Hemsworth, Lance Bass and Matthew Morrison, Jake Gyllenhaal and T.R. Knight

16 comments:

RocketQueen said...

Ugh. This is bad, Ted. This is clearly the blind about Zach Quinto and Jonathan Groff (out) from BG on January 18th.
Clues: Kirk, Planet Octopus, Chris Colfer.

merrick said...

My first thought also, RQ. As soon as I read the name Kirk, I immediately thought of Star Trek. Next ...

Miss X said...

I thought ZQ was as good as out? Meaning he doesn't try to hide his sexuality even if he doesn't discuss it.

RocketQueen said...

Zach is the one with "one foot still in the door". He's not out the way Groff is.
I'm seriously disgusted at how recycled this blind is. Your days of being at the cutting edge of blinds are over, Ted.
Here's the original: http://blindgossip.com/?p=25077

Danielle said...

Well this doesn't seem like much of a secret lol! Jesse Tyler Furgeson suprised me tho! http://www.whosdatedwho.com/tpx_45182/zachary-quinto/

David said...

Jonathan Groff and Chris Pine (Captain Kirk) - this was an earlier blind from last week:
HolyMoly – What is it with these hush hush closet type people? Openly gay Glee actor Jonathan Groff is currently in a relationship with a less than openly gay Star Trek actor. No, not that one. And not Simon Pegg either.

BigMama said...

Jesse Eisenberg and Andrew Garfield

Ray said...

That's who I thought of Big Mama

BigMama said...

@Ray, it's been kinda obvious in pictures. More power to them, btw

Mango said...

More power to all of you who posted above.

My first thought after reading that convoluted blind, was "Whaaaaa?"

BigMama said...

yeah, Ted can be chore to read

Sis said...

More power to them! Too bad that the gayness in Hollywood is still taboo in some respects. I think they (meaning gay actors) would get more respect for coming out but not that they have too though because I do not think it is my business but if they want to come out they should. I think people would respect the issue.

That said, I find Spock and Kirk attractive in the latest movie!

Borg Queen said...

Wow @ the above answers. I thought it was Tommygirl and Jeremy Renner

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Selock said...

Cute couple.

There are so many Groffs in Lancaster, PA. I am related to some. So hooray for Groffs making it happen! LOL

sunnyside1213 said...

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO to Chris Pine. You people are killing me.