Tuesday, March 22, 2011

Michael Lohan Arrested For Felony Domestic Violence


Most of you would not date Chris Brown because you have a fear of being a punching bag. Michael Lohan has also shown that he likes to use women as punching bags too, so I am always shocked that he somehow manages to always find someone willing to date him. This shows to me that if you have even the slightest bit of fame or loose connection to fame that you can get a date. Last night, Michael was charged with felony domestic violence. I thought Michael was on Celebrity Rehab but he must have got some free time because he was charged with not one or two felonies, but three and bail set at $200,000. I wonder if they have father/daughter wings in jail.

Lohan was booked for inflicting corporal injury on a cohabitant, false imprisonment and preventing a report of victimization. So basically he beat her, kept her from leaving the place and would not let her call 911.

22 comments:

RocketQueen said...

What.a.fucking.loser.

Jenny said...

Anyone surprised? *yawn*

Next he will be selling his excuse/none-of-this-is-true stories to the tabloids.

Sue (in MO) said...

You see him smiling and think - he really loves it. He loves the publicity, the attention, the paps.... loves it all. And he is so totally into it that he's totally clueless in the irony that it's not good publicity, it's all bad - but for people like him, it's always all good...no matter how bad it is. It's unreal how narcissistic some of these low-lifes are. And the apple did not fall far from the tree, either. What ticks me off is that it's our tax dollars which are being spent to deal with these losers in legal matters over and over and over again. We should sue them to recoup the costs. (yeah, not realistic I know.)

I recently read an article that said Lindsay has spent more time the last four years in court than working on movies. What a pathetic bunch they are.

weezy said...

This morning's paper mentioned Dina Lohan is talking about Lindsay pleading no-contest (gets 3 months' sentence) in order to "move on" because she's getting work offers and it's messing up her schedule. (All together now: uh, huh.)

Maybe that's what set him off.

Lindsey said...

I'm so tired of him making headlines. He is such a douche.

hunter said...

Sociopathic narcissists on parade today.

MISCH said...

Don't care about him...
Is this the last post of the day ?

crila16 said...

Why does the media keep feeding us this junk. Who the H E L L cares about this guy.

bluebonnetmom said...

@ Hunter - Amen, my thoughts exactly. Maybe Scumbag/ Deadbeat/Douche Bag/Abusive Michael and his addicted/kleptomaniac span Lilo can be in jails close by to make visitation easier. Why does anyone freaking care what happens to these idiots? Enough.

timebob said...

it's amazing how both Lindsay and her dad are addicted to certain people.

Kate Majors/SamRo same behavior and obsession.

Sylvia said...

Wasn't he charge for domestic violence before?

Kate said...

The best thing that could happen to this man and his horrible family would be a full-on media ban. He's complete trash.

Ms Luey said...

I really want to hit this man in the face.

With my car.

Sigh, no, I don't condone violence. Not really. But for some reason he just gets my blood boiling.

brendalove@gmail.com said...

Do they make prison jumpsuits in mesh?

Melody the First said...

@brendalove, my favorite line so far today. LOL!

The Black Cat said...

Who would you rather date, Michael Lohan or Charlie Sheen?

RocketQueen said...

lol @ The Black Cat! Is there an Option C? And don't say Chris Brown.

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MCH said...

What RocketQueen said.

Jenny said...

His none-of-this-is-true story is at RadarOnline. Big surprise.

Goggles Pisano said...

Instead of sending troops and warplanes to Libya, can't you just send the Lohan family there? Instead of six months in jail for Michael and/or Lindsay, they get parachuted into Tripoli to serve a six month stint there with Dina.

If they live through that, they can have a Carvel Free Ice Cream card and a one year supply of mesh shirts. It'd be like The Dirty Dozen, but with less likeable characters!

Doug Kenney said...

Put this fucking asshole and his slut herpes infested daugher in the slam already.