Friday, March 18, 2011

Ted C Blind Item

Totally lovable (but totally slutty) King Schlong is a heartbreaker on so many levels, certain Hollywood women are now discovering. Not only has King stepped out on his current super-hot GF (many times), turns out he's also been rather adept at stepping out on the whole female race!

Here's what went down just this week:

Schlong's never been any good at keeping that extremely popular salami of his zipped up, this is a well-known, barely kept Hollywood secret. No surprise there.

But what was a shocker for one of King's avid, young and lusting female fans was the following:

Gorgeous Hollywood insider babe was talking to veteran Hollywood producer gal. "I just love King," she breathlessly confessed to the older woman, "and he's all man. That's what I love about him the most. Such a stud."

"Uh, honey," replied the more seasoned broad, who has worked with King in the past on one of his many A-list projects, "he's not exactly the man you think he is."

"What...what do you mean?" asked the younger T-town gal, who feared the worst (she considered), and pretty much got it.

"A few years ago, I walked in on King and [fellow A-list movie heartthrob], and they were just going at it in bed. So, look, he may be all man, but he doesn't mind sharing it with another man, get it?"

"No!" screamed the frightened woman, as if a man who sleeps with other men in Tinseltown is some kind of anomaly, far from it! "He's not...not gay, is he?"

"No, he's not gay gay," answered the producer-type, who was almost pitifully laughing at her dejected colleague. "But he sleeps with guys when he feels like it. Just don't think he's felt like in a while!"

The broken King fan was feeling a little better after hearing this news but, we gotta say we just don't get this hypocritical BS.

Why is it when women like Angelina Jolie say they've slept with other women, men think it's hot as hell, but when women hear it about men who have done the same with their own sex, they get all grossed out?

Totally sexist. Aren't women supposed to be the more evolved sex, anyway?

It Ain't: Chris O'Donnell, Christian Bale, Matthew McConaughey

66 comments:

Julianne said...

clooney

Cheryl said...

I like the Clooney guess! Will say Brad Pitt as the other man while filming Oceans 10,11,12...

kris said...

hmmm...I was thinking Gerard Butler

Terri said...

All the "aint's" are Irish/Welsh...so I agree with the Clooney guess, but is his current girlfriend a hollywood insider type?

Melody the First said...

Isn't this *all* of Ted's blind items? Do they ever vary ... hot actor is popular with women but secretly likes men? I'm beginning to think this is Ted's fantasy life we're dealing with here.

Julianne said...

Gerard B is NOT A-List and who is his current gorgeous gf? Plus the Angelina mention hints at Brad as the heartthrob and George and Brad worked together...

Terri said...

I misread (easy to do with TC)...it's a fan, not a gf who is heartbroken. Def Clooney.

Simone said...

Isn't King Schlong supposed to be Leo DiCaprio?

Whitney said...

Ted's already eliminated Clooney... from Blind Items Exposed, here's their list of who he's eliminated:

Joel Madden, Kanye West, Johnny Depp, Caleb Followhill, Prince William, George Clooney, Darren DeGallo, Jared Leto, Robert Pattinson, 50 Cent, Joe Jonas, Channing Tatum, Mark Wahlberg, P Diddy, Matthew McConaughey, Justin Timberlake, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Bruce Willis, Dwayne Johnson, Jon Hamm, Ryan Gosling, Alexander Skarsgard, Bradley Cooper, Christian Bale, Jason Statham, Kevin Connolly, Brad Pitt.

My money's on Leo.

amh.producer said...

Leo doesn't fit all of the clues though. There are a couple of glaring one's that I read on the BV board over at E! Don't remember them now though.

amoteafloat said...

Boring. Fake. Nope.

RocketQueen said...

Does anyone actually still use the word "Stud"?

Meir said...

I think the first two words (totally lovable) are important clues. Leo DiCaprio has never been considered "lovable". Bloated, greasy and aloof, yes. Even George Clooney isn't really "lovable". He's hot, but "lovable" makes me think Matthew McConaughey, Owen Wilson-type guys. McConaughey has a smoking hot girlfriend and adorable dimples, so I pick him!

Whitney said...

Okay, reading through the Blind Item comment thread since they post all of Ted's comments.

Whoever it is has no kids, according to Ted. Which would eliminate McConaughey. And apparently they were at the Oscars, but have a history of being snubbed by Oscar.

But you're right. Leo isn't particularly lovable.

I'm stumped... and now I have a headache from reading three months of speculation. LOL

shakey said...

RQ - Ted does. Hahahaha.

Meir - Matthew's taint is an ain't.

I'll have to think about this. Don't know why, but I want to say Matt Damon as the guy Schlong was giving it to.

sunnyside1213 said...

McConaughey was in the ain'ts.

amoteafloat said...

@shakey -- "Matthew's taint is an ain't."

That's the best rhyme I've heard all day. :-)

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Simone said...

Hey, hey, shakey. Don't bring Matt Damon into this. (But speaking of totally lovable...)

ms snarky said...

I would think Colin Farrell, except for the totally lovable part.

Missy said...

Once a man puts a dick in his mouth he's considered gay. Male bisexuality is extremely rare. Most men are oriented one way or the other. Mulitple studies have come to this conclusion.

sunnyside1213 said...

Lots of people think this is Leo and Tobey Maguire.

Bish said...

I honestly think Ted's a fucking misogynist. If someone presents themselves as heterosexual, why would a naive fan getting 'grossed out' by this bullshit/deception/whatever the fuck get the tag of sexism and being unevolved and all else? He's a fucking bitch with hate in his heart for most but a select few 'cool' people. Fucking loser. How the hell is his drivel even relevant in a world with plenty of decent gossip sites?

timebob said...

I'm just convinced that Ted thinks all straight actors are really gay and paid informants hustle him and just feed him the bullshit he wants to hear about straight actors.

I don't think he hates women he just wants to live in an all gay male world. I am even starting to doubt Toothy Tile even exists.

Simone said...

Yea, I wonder if Ted will have any followers when all the rabid Twihards grow up and are over the KS/RP obsession. There seem to be very few rational adult commenters there probably because Ted himself has lost it.

I never, ever understand his blinds. *shrugs*

bluebonnetmom said...

Who in Hollywood isn't sleeping with anything with a pulse? Pretty gross.

lyz said...

Javier Bardem?

RocketQueen said...

Blogger Missy said...
Once a man puts a dick in his mouth he's considered gay. Male bisexuality is extremely rare. Most men are oriented one way or the other. Mulitple studies have come to this conclusion.

Considered gay by whom? Can you provide a link to any one of those studies?

Fawn Neun said...

LOL @Melody...

when women hear it about men who have done the same with their own sex, they get all grossed out?

Oh, believe me, we don't.

RP said...

Can I start a column, get paid half of what TC does, and do the exact same thing? For all we know from his columns, every actor/actress in Hollywood is gay. I wouldn't have to work very hard-I could publish the same column every week, with no real hints, and no proof:

"X actor is gay".

This is my dream job. I would love to lie everyday for a living, and never get called on it, because it's 'gossip'.

Jackie said...

Not for nothing, but I think two men having sex is hot. And I'm a straight chick...

Ted is heterophobic.

MISCH said...

My gay male friends always give me "THE LOOK" when they hear someone is bi they think is a bunch of crap....

Meir said...

Aaaagh, I never made it to the "aint's" because I was busy yelling back at Ted about his "women are sexist" remarks. This man infuriates me.

Amartel said...

Ted lives in his own private Guydaho. From the Ted perspective, women are the enemy. He doesn't like or respect them and only tolerates them if they are toe-ing his line. He's especially bitchy to women who he views as "beards" for the objects of his affection. Notice he's way more severe on the "beards" than on the bearded.

Missy said...

www.nytimes.com/2005/07/05/health/05sex.html

Kelley said...

Did anyone guess Owen Wilson yet, since his gallivanting is an open secret? Or does the "has kids" thing preclude him? (Or is that still enough of a mystery to keep him in the running?)

Elizabeth said...

The clues for Schlong:
1) Oscar has snubbed him
2) Attended Oscar ceremony or at least after party this year
3) High Profile GF
4) A decade or two removed from Bruce Willis.
5) Bachelor
6) No Kids
7) A list, well known.

Leo D did not attended Oscars for Inception. This should be a slam dunk, but it's not....

RocketQueen said...

Fair enough, Missy. You found a study from 2005 which states:

"Several other researchers who have seen the study....said it would need to be repeated with larger numbers of bisexual men before clear conclusions could be drawn. Bisexual desires are sometimes transient and they are still poorly understood. Men and women also appear to differ in the frequency of bisexual attractions. "The last thing you want," said Dr. Randall Sell, an assistant professor of clinical socio-medical sciences at Columbia University, "is for some therapists to see this study and start telling bisexual people that they're wrong, that they're really on their way to homosexuality.""

In the meantime, I won't be rushing out to tell my bi friends they're liars.

retailprophet said...

Liam Neeson- known for his well endowed nature and fits the clues.

pomme said...

King Schlong isn't married and no kid and Liam Neeson has some kids and was married so he's not Neeson

i think about Dicaprio:he 's seen as always snubbed by Oscar (even if he was nominated 3 times),no kid, not married,famous girlfriend....

FS said...

RP, somebody has already done what you suggested, it's called Blindgossip.com.

I'm getting a bit tired of Ted, especially his reporting about Lea Michele and other Glee castmembers. Most of his stories have been refuted but he just ignores that.

flwrgurl said...

why did justin timberlake pop in my head?

Melody the First said...

@Missy, I think we ought to let people define themselves.

As for Ted, I agree with Amartel and others, he's a woman-hating jerk who would love to live in a world with people just like him.

As for "grossing out," I write male/male romances. And I'm a straight woman.

The Black Cat said...

Wilmer Valderrama is my first guess but not sure if he ia currently dating anyone.

The Black Cat said...

I'd like it to be George Clooney though.

Beth said...

Does Owen Wilson fit?

Melody the First said...

I should also point out, Enty, that slash fiction (erotic fic depicting gay sex between male media characters ... Kirk/Spock, etc ... written primarily by and for straight women) is one of the most popular types of fiction on the Web. So where do you get the "grossed out" thing from?

And who says we're more evolved? Not me.

Amanda said...

It's definitely Leo!
He didn't attend the Oscars, but he was at an afterparty with cameron diaz and others.
Also 'king' of the world ring a bell?!!!

I love Leo so this upsets me....

Also, he's doing the gay scenes with Arnie Hammet in the J. Edgar movie filming now..,

rose said...

How is this any different than his Toothy Tile blind? His blinds are all variations on gay actors. Who fucking cares Ted?!?

Michelle said...

Per the comment that he's a couple of decades separated from Bruce Willis...I happen to know from a close inside source that Demi and Leo had a tryst during her marriage with Bruce.

Mango said...

"A few years ago, I walked in on King and [fellow A-list movie heartthrob], and they were just going at it in bed..."

Christ on a cracker, doesn't anyone in Hollywood lock their doors?

f00bby said...

"I love Leo so this upsets me...."

sheesh, how could someone elses hidden (or otherwise) sexual orientation be the cause of upset to anyone other than their current partner.

Go Leo, I love men loving men.

susancy said...

I immediately thought of Justin Timberlake, but Leo was "King of the World" in Titanic...

Ari said...

I think it's so ridiculous to have such rigid definitions assigned to human sexuality. Kinsey had his scale between exclusively homosexual and exclusively heterosexual, with the understanding that one may perceive themselves to be a 1, but can fluctuate along the scale up to 6. And that's disregarding such factors as born sex and gender identity.

(/rant)

And I'm in agreement with the above: When I find out a man has been with other men, it's hot as f*ck!!! I always ask if I can watch, lol.

Bubbles said...

If snubbed by the Oscars means not even on their radar, then I suppose that would apply to Wilmer Valderama. Not so sure about the lovable bit.

People trying to define others sexuality is just nuts. And Ted, met you at a party in Hollywood years ago and thought you were a sweety, but to call women sexist for that. It's not women who get all hot at the thought of Angelina Jolie being with a woman, it's usually men. The same men who have issues with male/male action.

I have a dear gay male friend who has been with his boyfriend for several years now and they seem to be quite happy. Thing is, his boyfriend wasn't born a male. Yup, boyfriend was born a female, so I'm sure in someone's universe this makes him a closet straight?!

shehla said...

@Bubbles loved reading about your friends! anythings possible. as far as this blind goes, i think it's fake or Teds being fed misinformation and doesn't want to admit it?

Sober said...

I think it's Leo and Tobey Maguire. It was years ago, but my roommate at the time, who is now a working but not famous actress, got sent sent a picture from a friend of hers who was an unknown actor working on a film with one of them, don't remember which. Sorry.

Anyway, not sure who took the pic, but in it Tobey and Leo were sitting close to each other on a hotel sofa, and Tobey was wearing a blue bathrobe that was open and he was naked underneath. His dick was hanging over the lip of the sofa, and Leo, again, was close beside him in the pic with bedhead and I remember they both were smiling.

I'd just arrived in town from the Bible Belt, so it was shocking to me because at that point I wasn't aware of straight men who'd sit that close when a dick was out, but in my friend's circle, no one batted an eye. They all just assumed they were f'ing.

Mooshki said...

Thanks for the inside scoop, Sober!

Tom said...

I'm pretty sure a lot of us remember that pic, and were disappointed to find out it was doctored.

I'm not exactly sure why all the hate for Ted C. It could of course be the case that this is all wishful thinking. On the other hand, why couldn't it just as easily be true that there are a lot of closeted, bi and gay men in hollywood who every once in a while get sloppy about guarding their sex lives? To be honest, this seems just as likely.

crila16 said...

I know for a complete Fact that Leo likes men. My friend worked with him for a couple of years. King Schlong is a reference to King of the World.

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blankprincess said...

Sorry, Sober--Tom is right. That picture of Leo and Tobey (with balls to rival Cisco Adler's) flew around the net sometime over a decade ago. I'm thinking post-Titanic but not too much later, so around 1999-2000, maybe? I was in grad school and remember seeing it in the school's computer lab because I didn't even have a computer at home. I think they explained it away as just a few dudes hangin' out in a hotel room playing video games and stuff.

http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/11/jesus-i-hope-this-is-photoshop

shakey said...

The link from filmdrunk doesn't work. :(

Brandy said...

I cant believe so many people get upset to find out most ppl in the entertainment business that are seeking attention are gay..In high school & college most of the guys in drama & dance were gay they are these same ppl on your tv screens with plastic surgery..People please wake up for some reason it seems obvious to me that most actors, singers, and dancers, are gay..just from school memories

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it is leonardo of course¡