Friday, April 08, 2011

Ted C Blind Item

We're gonna do something completely different today. We've got a whole group of naughties we're gonna blab about, instead of our usual one or two scandalous contenders. Besides, last week's Vice was so depressing, I think we all need something a little a little sillier to gasp about.

Like this extremely popular TV show's bitchy little cast, not to mention the dumbest season finale we've ever heard:

Mulholland Estates is wildly popular, we really don't see why. Granted, the highly rated oddball series has a couple of super-talented celebs, but every time we tune in to watch them, we're usually so horrified by the plotlines they're forced to play out, it's impossible to make it through a full episode.

Could this be why several big names on the show are beyond bitchy over the upcoming shooting schedule for the show's finale, which is being filmed later this month?

"Everyone wants a different day off," says a reliable source on the show, "and they're all being told no, and they're very unhappy about it."

Apparently, this finale is such a grand denouement and so intricately planned, all hands on deck are required during the whole operation—with none of the cushy wrap-around shooting windows that have been permitted for the cast's varying outside projects in the past.

"They're raising hell about it," snapped the Mulholland vet.

Jeez, all we have to say is that the spoiled cast's bitching about totally the wrong thing.

You see, the grand final show that's being planned will be...are you ready?

A floating dinner party.

Whereas each cast member hosts a course for said dinner in his or her home.

This is what's supposed to leave Mullholland Estates' massive audience in cliff-hanger type suspense until the show comes back next season?

Well, maybe if one of the hosts had an orgy to go with her lemon meringue pie, then, maybe, we'd watch.

But trust, that ain't happenin', and, for that, we say this bland drivel is what the performers should be in a near-riot about, not some silly day off here and there.

And It Ain't: Modern Family, The Real Housewives of Orange County, Parks and Recreation

22 comments:

Rose said...

I would say Community based on the finale but that doesn't sound like the cast. Well, except Chevy Chase as the bitchy little cast member.

SkepticRN said...

MY guess is Desperate Housewives...but who knows, all the network shows suck.

SkittleKitty said...

Definitely Desperate Housewives. Haven't watched since the first season.

califblondy said...

A comment on the E! website said that the storyline was already noted in TV Guide and it's DH.

Do we care?

shakey said...

At first I thought Grey's Anatomy because of the comment about the storylines. (Sorry, not a regular watcher of Grey's but when I've tuned in - Heigl's overdramatic voiceover and Glee's Anatomy, I cringe.)

I guess Marc Cherry really is running out of ideas.

ms snarky said...
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ms snarky said...

it has to be Desperate Housewives, yes? who else can have a floating dinner party without cars involved?

and btw, when I first read floating dinner party, I assumed an actual boat, on the water, and possible explosives and/or drowning. Way more fun idea.

__-__=__ said...

This is why I no longer have cable and only watch movies. The only thing I miss is Shemar Moore.

Rita said...

It's either Desperate Housewives or Cougar Town with Courtney Cox. They have weird parties at everyone's house, and some of the cast are known Divas.

bluebonnetmom said...

Desperate Housewives and that is sad that I can figure that one out and I have never watched that crappy show.

chopchop said...

Where I come from, they call that a Round Robin. Floating dinner party sounds like something on a barge.

Def. Desperate Housewives with Eva being the biggest diva of them all.

New Life and Attitude said...

Yep this one is easy. It's got to be Desperate Housewives - and I have never watched a single episode.

Terri said...

I"m on the DH boat, and the lemon meringue reference made me think of Bree, but I haven't watched in 5 years.

Lioness70 said...

My first guess was DH, too. My husband used to be a big fan of that show, but he hasn't watched it in three or four years.

Adrienne said...

http://www.tvguide.com/News/Kecks-Exclusives-Desperate-1031431.aspx

RocketQueen said...

Man, Ted was scraping the bottom of the barrel for this blind.

Mooshki said...

No kidding, RQ.

Sylvia said...

I still watch DH lolol

Ida Blankenship said...

It's most def DH.

This blind is SO WEIRD, if only because for the first time in a decade, I read the first paragraph and not only did I UNDERSTAND EVERYTHING TED SAID, but I actually AGREED with him.

My jaw is still flapping in the wind, guys, sorry.

Memo to Marcia and Felicity: WHAT are you still doing there?! Leave!!!

Jamie's Girl said...

I think that all the DH women are Divas. Teri Hatcher has a little more dignity than the others.

cowbulls said...

I think I threw up a little when I read dignity and Teri Hatcher in the same sentence.

MCH said...

I still watch it. It's pretty terrible. I do love Bree Vandecamp.