Today's Blind Items - The Celebrity Chef Returns
Honestly, this is getting as god as the Director's wife. This female celebrity chef who has been in this space multiple times and has been revealed has had some very interesting other encounters in her past. Apparently she kissed and told all to that singer she was with previously and he has been telling all to anyone who will listen. Recently he told some people that when Star Magazine called his publicist to tell him the story was going to break, our singer told our chef that it would do no good to deny anything happened because there was apparently some security video showing the two of them together. Our singer said he had not spoken to the chef in a few months which was too bad because she gave the best oral sex he had ever had. The person to whom our singer was relating this story said he had heard the same thing from another singer(former A list leader of a group who also had quite some success with female cast members of a former #1 show). He also added that this very much A list singer of a hit group which is beloved for spending 20 minutes singing one song also enjoyed the favors of our celebrity chef.
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Giada, John Mayer, but who is the other guy?
the last guy has to be adam duritz!
Uh....someone who sings twenty minute songs?
Trey Anastasio? Kanye?
Jeez, I got nuthin.' But yes, totally John and Giada.
I don't get it. If she's gonna cuckold her poor husband, she could do soooooo much better.
Adam Duritz!! I forgot that he dated basically EVERY female in the cast of Friends! And Winona Ryder, too. Damn. Dude must have a hurricane tongue or something, because he looks like he'd smell like a hamster's cage.
The singer's known for a 20 minute song? Was it someone in Iron Butterfly?
wasn't november rain really long? could be axl rose?
I immediately thought of Trey Anastasio for the 20 min songs but he's not exactly successful w/women on TV. Hippie chick groupies like me? Sure. TV stars, not so much.
So yeah, I'll go w/Duritz.
Another thought? Has Dave Matthews been w/TV stars?
Yep. Giada de Laurentis of many talents outside the kitchen it seems.
The singer is (yuck) John Mayer. she had denied however he told her not to, because she's married.
Long songs: November Rain, Highway to Heaven, anything by Meatloaf... So Axel Rose, Robert Plant, Meatloaf?
Giada was in a Counting Crows video:
http://foodnetworkhumor.com/2011/01/giada-was-in-a-counting-crows-video/
Long song, Ted Nugent, Stranglehold.
Excellent find, Karen!
"Beloved for spending 20 mins singing one song" screams jam band to me...
Grateful Dead (Jerry died in '95 but Bobby's kind of a whore-but would Giadia really hop on peen that old?)
Phish (As a huge phan girl I seriously doubt Trey-or Page/Mike/Fishman-scored w/a celeb chef)
Dave Matthews Band (Dave, bro, is this you?)
Widespread Panic (Just not seeing anyone in this band hittin' it w/Giadia)
String Cheese Incident (Is Kang a slut?)
Blues Traveler (Did Popper pop her?)
this is fun but going nowhere, I'll stop now. :)
@blondegossip - lol, my first thought was Dave Matthews, too (re: 20 minute song), but I think Duritz is a great guess. I really don't know what chicks SEE in that guy!
Not surprised she gives good face....have you seen the size of her mouth??
awesome, karen!
The way I read it is that there are two A list singers that were her lollypops. The first would be Adam Duritz for sure. Then the second one is the jam band singer. No idea who that one could be.
Does Timberlake have a 20 minute song?
Wow, this chick sure does get around, but so apparantly do the guys she is with. Hopefully she used protection, or at the very least gets tested regularly.
open marriage, maybe? i don't think that Gaida's core audience/followers care.
martha stewast's followers are a diff story. i strongly suspect that she is the undercover lesbian titan.
EPIC LOLZ @ Robert's comment. The mere mention of that song is making want to smoke a bowl. >_<
Durwitz for the win.
@Klondyke - I think Ted "notted" Martha! Really only leaves the Great Opes!
OK, am I wrong that there are three singers?
The singer (Mayer) telling the story to someone, who had also heard the same thing from another singer (Duritz), and then a third singer who sings a 20 minute song?
Laughing at the "undercover lesbian titan" label! Adam Duritz, though? How does he do it?
There's something wrong with the end of the blind. Is it about one or two different A list singers?
Was Melrose Place a #1 show? Richie Sambora from Bon Jovi was married to Heather Locklear.
@Klondyke
I'll throw my hat in the ring towards the open marriage theory as well.
There's always been something that struck me about them when I watch the show and he shows up...
There are TWO singers - I think the first is Adam and the 2nd is Dave Matthews. His damn songs go on forever.
Adam Duritz dated Emmy Rossum too. They broke up not to long ago. I thinks it Mayer, Duritz and Axl. They all give me the same skeevy vibe.
Alright, I cant figure out if it is two or one singer (besides Mayer that is): he ADDED that THIS very much A list singer... Doesnt that seem to imply he is talking about the same person?
"he had heard the same thing from another singer(former A list leader of a group who also had quite some success with female cast members of a former #1 show). He also added that this very much A list singer of a hit group which is beloved for spending 20 minutes singing one song also enjoyed the favors of our celebrity chef.
I'm pretty sure there are four people involved here:
1. Giada
2. John Mayer
3. Duritz -- Former A list; dated Friends
4. Dude with a 20-min
read it slow-it is 2 singers.
Duritz y Axl
Big mouth Mayer was telling some (random?) guy how good Giada blows him, the dude then tells Mayer how he's heard that about her from some other guy (Duritz).
How long are Aerosmith songs?
I agree with Beth, I think there are 4 people. Well, 5 people if you include "the person to whom our singer was relating the story," but that person probably isn't famous by name.
1. Giada
2. John Mayer
3. Adam Duritz -- Former A list; dated Friends
4. A-list group famous for 20-min songs--Dave Matthews
Agree with 1-3 @Lora...but what about Sting for the other A list singer...hit group Police (obviously)? Anyone who has seen him solo or with Police knows that his/their version of Roxanne goes on forever...and ever.
Great thinking @Peekwa! I had not thought of Sting, but he also fits. One possible clue for Dave Matthews is that the meaning of the name David/Dave is "beloved." If Enty would use that word as a clue...
These are all classy guys she chooses, since they all apparently like to share the blow by blow with their buddies after the fact.
Ida Blankenship, your comment made me laugh so hard!
Stephen Tyler doesn't do 20 minute songs so I think he's out, Katja.
I'm soooo disappointed that the celeb chef isn't Rachel Ray. I was expecting a video of RR licking EVOO off of John Mayer's schlong to hit the interweb any week now.
What do the chick see in Adam Duritz? The dude wears fake dreads. FAKE DREADS. Like a dread wig. How UNcool is that?
Giada is hawt. In other news, yo soy confuzzled
2nd singer is 100% Adam Duritz. I am a huge Counting Crows fan and I can tell you that Giada was in one of their videos from back in the 90's.
Adam Duritz who? oh my didn't realize he's Counting Crows until last comment. I am not familiar with their work.
I was thinking Mayer (obv) and then suspecting Dave Mathews (20 min songs) but obv i"m out of the loop not being familiar with CC.
(meh) I will still sleep tonight.
IN a recent interview Giada confessed to LOVING Kings of Leon and the song "Use Somebody" which tends to go on forever in concert.
http://justjared.buzznet.com/2011/03/26/giada-de-laurentiis-no-pasta-politics-please/
You sure it's not Ina Garten? It would explain why she's been so "busy" :P
Hah, Master! I hooted at that!
Adam Duritz is famous for doing a 20 minute version of Rain King where he weaves in lyrics from other songs. And beloved by his fans, of whom I am a huge one. And Adam dated both Jen Aniston and Courtney Cox.
So this is Mayer, Adam Duritz, and Giada. Classy. eek.
Giada is a HO of epic purportions. Her poor husband. : ( John Mayer is just as gross, I don't think they make a condom strong enough to hit that. And Adam most have some skills as he is UGLY.
Purple Rain, Purple Rain.
http://foodnetworkhumor.com/2011/01/giada-was-in-a-counting-crows-video/
@michele, thanks for the tip!
I've mentioned before that I can't watch Giada because I saw her show one morning at a coke and meth-fueled orgy, and her "mmmm, that's sooooo gooooood" whenever licking things seemed very, oh, sensuous. More than necessary. I still shudder when I see her licking things. Can totally believe the stories.
She is truly ick, nast.
It's weird -- I never liked her, just got a fake vibe off her, and I guess I was right.
Master you made me snort milk out of my nose! Seriously I so thought it would have been Rachel Ray but now I finally believe it's Giada. And yeah, Adam Durwitz is skank-o! Doubt that Sting would let anyone besides Trudy next to his tantric weener though. But then I was wrong about Giada.
The last guy is Matt Bellamy from Muse. They've been A-list in England for ages longer than in America, and a lot of people think Exogenesis is the greatest song of all time.
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