Well, she did it. In an Oscar ceremony where she was not even nominated but her husband was, presenter, weekly cracker eater and proving heroin doesn't kill all that fast, Angelina Jolie took over the spotlight and made sure everyone paid attention to her. Or at least her right leg. Over and over again. It got to be so bad that the guys who won from The Descendants even mocked Angelina. But you know what? With the exception of calling it the most boring show of all time and wondering if Jennifer Lopez showed a little something extra on the red carpet, this is all anything is discussing.