Tuesday, July 10, 2012

Khloe Kardashian An X Factor Hosting Finalist


Hey you. yes you. The person who just finished reading this sentence. You want to be the host of X factor? You can be. No hosting experience required. Basically The X Factor has lowered itself so far in an attempt to get ratings that Khloe Kardashian is an X Factor hosting finalist. And her hosting experience consists of? Absolutely nothing. Nada. Perhaps some acting? Nope. She does have time in front of a camera, but that's about it. X Factor is showing that it is not about the competition, it is about the ratings and Simon Cowell will do anything or hire anyone to get his ratings up even if the show is crap. To prove that he is going out and talking about hiring a Kardashian to be the host of X Factor. Yes, basically the same job that Ryan Seacrest holds. We all might find Ryan annoying, but, and it is a very big but, he knows what he is doing and he does it very well. If you don't think he does it well, then find someone who has never hosted anything and let them host an episode of American Idol and see which one is smoother. I swear to you that if Khloe Kardashian hosts X Factor, I will never watch an episode. As much as I want to see Britney-isms all season, I will watch them on YouTube. I won't watch X factor if Khloe hosts. I won't write about it. I won't talk about it. This will be an X-Factor wasteland.**




**With the exception of all things Britney.

25 comments:

Vicki Cupper said...

Maybe it's the beginning of the end for competition reality shows.

goheels83 said...

Vicki, a girl can dream.

hunter said...

Everyone seems to like Khloe the best (me too though I don't watch Keeping up w/ K's) but she wouldn't make a good host.

I'm sorry to say it but you have to be skinny and perfect to be a talent show host: Cat Deely, Nick Cannon, Seacrest, Elle Macphereson, Brooke Burke (dancing w/ stars?), etc.

Sad but true. She's also unqualified but I'm not sure that matters.

goheels83 said...

@hunter, I definitely like Khloe the best. That said, I tried to watch an episode of Keeping Up on Sunday while hungover and it made the nausea much worse.

figgy said...

Aw come one, she acts her ass off on their show every day! It's not like one word is authentic or spontaneous.

Amber said...

Kim K. or Kris J. would probably be a deal breaker for me, but I just love my Britney too much. I feel like I've been waiting for this for like 5 months! :P

jadedlove said...

I enjoyed the no Kardashian posts for a month. Can we go back to that?

FSP said...

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CandiCanee said...

Ugh! I was really going to watch this season just for Britney but if Khloes a host theres no way. Shes the least annoying of the family but I refuse to give them any more spotlight. Please dont do this Simon!!!

goheels83 said...

omg FSP. lmfao.

Your profile pic certainly is appropriate.

cbdabest4life said...

Khloe has hosted her own radio show for some time now.. Enty doesn't watch Keeping Up obviously..

luckylass said...

I hate myself for this, why do I know anything about this whorendous family... Khloe is not as vapid as her sisters. When she was hosting her own radio show in Miami, she surprised me with her wit. I think she actually learned something from Bruce about public speaking. I think she will be a great judge. I just wish she would distance herself away from those no-talent family members.

Maggie Casey said...
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Maggie Casey said...

I really dont think this family will ever go away ughhhhh

Robert said...

Everyone I know has a "big but..." Let's talk about your "big but," Enty..!

Worstcompanytoworkfor said...

geez calm down it's just a reality show...who cares if she gets the job...

guess what it's just T.V. what's the big whoop?

Jeneral said...

The market is so over saturated with these shows it's no wonder they are having trouble getting viewers. Hosting a live show is not easy. Have you ever watched Allison Sweeney try to host the live finale of The Biggest Loser? Total train wreck every year!

car54 said...

I think this is a really good idea and here's why.

1. The past host wasn't very good--he was so out of synch with the show it became a reason to watch.
2. Khloe has some experience with hosting her radio show and I think from what they showed on their TV show she wasn't horrible at it.
3. She would bring the in Kardashian viewers for Simon and he is throwing anything at the public to beat American Idol and the Voice in the ratings.

4. It gives Khloe a job without involving Lamar so he can play basketball without any distractions.

For some reason Khloe is the Kardashian I don't dislike much--on her own she seems like she has more common sense than the rest of them if you get her away from her family on her own.

parissucksliterally said...

what? WHAT?

Court said...

sorry to say it, but i just don't lump khloe in with the rest of the family. i sort of like her. i think she'd be a good host. and how much experience does one NEED to host x factor, anyway?

Ingrid Superstar said...

Nice Pee-Wee's Big Adventure reference, Robert!

Mango said...

What do the Kartrashians have on Ryan Seacrest? Pictures of him nekkid and doin' it with Tom Cruise?
That's the only explanation for his continued largesse toward this family of no-talent hacks.

Popnursing said...

What the hell is on that grown woman's head? /groan

Robert said...

@Ingrid: Thank goodness somebody recognized that!

carrowsboy said...

I wish these Kardassian Kunts would just vanish!