Tom Cruise's lawyer threatened the National Enquirer yesterday with a lawsuit for their house of horrors cover. He says it is riddled with lies. Of course he doesn't bother to say which parts are true and which are lies. He did say that Tom is not a monster and is a wonderful father and that it is a shame that his children and maybe someday, grandchildren will be able to see that cover. Umm, you know what is a shame? That someday his kids and grandchildren will continue to read about the awful things Scientology has done to people's lives and that Tommy Boy was one of the kingpins of it. That is what they should be ashamed by. Oh, and I'm shocked that the half naked woman cover didn't land them in any trouble, but apparently any cover stories that have Tom in bed with a woman are always a good thing. They could probably put a cover story up about Tom having sex with ten women and some kind of marathon sex weekend and no one would hear a peep even if it was not in the slightest bit true, but call him a monster which has probably a lot of truth to it and you end up getting threatened with a suit. They won't be sued though. It would be a losing battle.