So, last night I was doing my usual drinking. It was the kind of night where you run out of booze early so make the mistake to switch to wine. Drinking wine after you are already drunk just makes it taste like grape juice which means you end up drinking way way more than you should. So, there I was, watching some Jillian Michaels weight loss infomercial and reading gossip. I read about Usher and his stepson, and I was wondering if he got married again without me knowing it and it took me a good ten minutes before I realized he is still married to Tameka Foster. This is the longest divorce ever. Didn't they split up when Ashlee Simpson was still popular? Anyway, Usher's 11 year old stepson was critically injured when he was struck by someone on a jet ski. That is so tragic. I feel for both Usher and Tameka. I wish there was some way to protect every kid until they are adults for them and their parents.