So, what do you do when you have to be engaged in a hurry because Brangelina might be getting married and the only one you have loved other than Justin since your breakup with Brad Pitt, is John Mayer, who is having sex with someone who is arguably a bigger worldwide star than you ever were at your peak. You come up with an engagement for real this time. Justin is probably on board, but no one was had heard from him so he is probably being coached. You don't have time to buy a ring but you can worry about that over the next week. Just make sure you hide that left hand and arm when you are going to and from work (above). Damn. Someone forgot to tell Jen's dad about the plan. No worries. Just because he says he doesn't know anything about it and will check online. Yes, he said he would check online. Not call his daughter, but check online. Lovely. How to explain that? He is an actor and he was just acting and of course he knew. He just was not sure if Jen had told everyone yet.