Friday, August 10, 2012

Blind Item #2

Which celebrity offspring with kind of her own television show has decided she needs more of an edge so has tried heroin a few times just so she can say she has done it. She also wants a trip to rehab because it sounds "cool," and would be great for next season.

64 comments:

Beth said...

Francesca Eastwood

Basil said...

The Eastwood girl.

LadyLagerfeld said...

Another great decision from the girl who set her $100,000 Birkin on fire and called it "art."

califblondy said...

Ugh, this is just stupid and really pisses me off.

Rehab is really cool?? WTF?

I tried to watch this awful show, but just couldn't get through it. I am very, very surprised that Mr. Eastwood would put up with this crap.

Frufra said...

Oh, y'all are probably right. I was going to guess that Oz offspring. Wasn't she on some talk show last season? Totally off daytime TV, so no clue really. Except I think Dr. Oz is creepy.

Beth said...

What @califblondy said.

I'm also floored that Eastwood allowed the family to participate in this. He seems like someone who likes to maintain his privacy and usually does a pretty good job of it.

Sunny said...

This one was too easy. Maybe we should hijack the thread. Follow Agent's lead and post our favorite cocktail recipes? Inspirational quotes? Jokes?

beguessin said...

OT on jezebel, they are talking about all the cdan Rob/kristen rumors. Anyway, they dig up one from 2010, which is the first blind I choose to delurk with. I thought it interesting how cdan blinds are now being used as credible sources - make of that what you will, esp with the whole x-files situation.

Sunny said...

Blue Fancies
1 part coconut rum
2 parts pineapple juice
1 part blue caracao

Combine and shake with ice. Strain over ice
*Garnish with fancy stuff: Orange slices, marashino cherries and little paper umbrellas*

dia papaya said...

Hijack! Hijack!

Sunny, excellent idea.

Frufra said...

Love it, Sun! I drink the weirdest combo ever - rum and diet tonic water, sometimes with a lime twist. People inform me it's not a "real drink", and I just nod and continue mixing. I actually like anything with tonic.

Miguela said...

Seriously she couldn't annoy me anymore especially after that Birkin stunt she pulled. What an ugly display of wealth.

CrazyCatLady said...

I was thinking Kelly Osbourne but she's already been to rehab a few times. Plus I don't think it would shock anyone if she said she had tried heroin.

Ice Angel said...

That would be such a shame. She is just absolutely gorgeous! Why would she even consider ruining her looks and throw away all that has been given to her in her charmed life?

Unknown said...

I'm almost certain that this is Honey Boo Boo Child.

Del Riser said...

If you need dessert for one.
1 box angel food cake
1 box any flavor you like
Mix together in gallon zip-loc bag

To make cake for one:
3 Tbls. cake mix
2 Tbls. water
Mix together in ramekin
1 minute in microwave, frost as desired.

beguessin said...

Now the Kardashians waxing each others 'ginas and giving their brother an erection for ratings seems rather wholesome.

crila16 said...

dumb ass. you can get addicted to heroin after only 1 try.

califblondy said...

Delurk? Is that like unlurk? LOL.

Cake for one? I'd better stay away from that recipe. It's like me trying to eat just one of those 100% calorie cookie packs.

NapAssasin said...

Bitter Ex Wife
2oz vodka
1 oz grapefruit juice
2 oz diet 7up
Dash (or 4) Agostora Bitters
Squeeze lime

Mix well over ice. It's awesome on hot days & turns a lovely orangey shade. Fancy!

Unknown said...

I am unlurking to post my favorite "healthy" cocktail:

PALEO-RITA
1 shot tequila
glass of club soda
fresh-squeezed lime to taste
spoonful of stevia

Booze with less guilt! Enjoy!

LC said...

Obviously no one saw that episode..the bag was her boyfriends and they were doing it for ART.

Additionally, she learned what Im sure is a very valuable and LONG LASTING lesson about the value of a dollar when Momma Eastwood took them to buy $50 bags instead.

SOOO it's totally ok!

(please don't miss the sarcasm)

Jessi said...

@LadyLagerfield - Um I initially read that as a $100,000 Merkin. And was like what?!?! Who would buy that?!
Ooops.

Brenda L said...

Playing with some serious fire, that young girl is. And I don't mean handbags.

RenoBlondee said...

Don't forget about my Redneck Cocktail:
vodka
Crystal Light Pink Lemonaide
serve over ice.
Yum
OR
for a really fancy twist use coconut vodka instead.

auntliddy said...

Alot of his kids seem to be 'out there'. Mb the genes ?

LadyLagerfeld said...

@Jessi. LOL!I'm trying to think what could constitute a $100K merkin. Unicorn? Lady Gaga?
Loving all the recipes, btw!

Agent**It said...

Great cocktail recipes, getting drunk reading them:)

Moonmaid said...

Didn't one of those Wilson sisters have a television show?

selenakyle said...

Bristol Palin.

dizzyeggs said...

southern peach tree:

shot of southern comfort
shot of peach schnapps
fill with orange juice

perfect summertime cocktail, in my opinion

Laura said...

Well I broke my drink out during the Oscar live chat and took the photo in my profile (hi Em Eye):

Champange
Mango sorbet - scoop
Raspberries

KurLeeQ said...

 “To me, it's a good idea to always carry two sacks of something when you walk around. That way, if anybody says, Hey, can you give me a hand? You can say, Sorry, got these sacks."
-Jack Handy/Deep Thoughts (Saturday Night Live)


 

*girl said...

Banana Jacked Up:
1 part Jack Daniels
1 part banana liqueur
1 part Drambuie
Serve as a shot or with lots of ice!

Ariawynn said...

FYI The Birkin was FAKE!

Lulu G said...

Long shot, but wasn't Whitney Houston's daughter announced as getting a reality show? Or is this about an already existing one? But then again w/her mom dying of drug overdoes why would she think drugs are cool.. I don't know.

Sunny said...

re: Blue Fancies
Warning: My friend's husband calls them Poo Fancies. I'll let you figure out why

@KurtleeQ
ha! that was funny

To the Moms out there: This is what I'm thinking right now . . .
Trying to clean your house while your kids are awake is like trying to brush your teeth while eating oreos

Ariawynn said...

It's got a raunchy name, but it is a great mixed drink shot.

Creamy Pussy recipe: (For Shots)Ingredients:

• 1 oz Bailey's Irish cream

• 1 oz Tequila Rose strawberry cream liqueur

Mixing Procedure:Mix the ingredients right in a shot glass.

tamarind said...

I think it's hard to say if it was real....i assume that it was.

adding in my fav. drink
cup for cup oj/ vanilla soy milk
few blueberries
banana, 1 or so
squirt of flax oil
peanut butter, few tsp.
couple froz strawberries
about 1/4 cup vanilla yogurt
blend.
may add ice too but just a little
enjoy

Liz L said...

No name.

1 part fruit punch
1 part champagne

goes in circles said...

I heard the bag was definitely real.

Badbarfly said...

Rum Slush
9 cups stong brewed tea
2 cups sugar
1 can each lemonade and orange concentrate
2 cups Rum (I like Sailor Jerry Spiced 92 proof)

Freeze and scoop 3/4 into glasses and fill with sprite. Makes a great holiday drink and is a big batch that lasts me most the summer!

g.strathmore said...

@Unknown, it's Honey Boo Boo CHILE! :)

MadLyb said...

What a stupid human being. She should talk to people who have lost someone they love to heroin. Not so "cool".

jbdean_79 said...

Billy's Raz Kami

1 part Rasberry Vodka
1 part Chambord
1 part S&S mix
splash of grenadine...

AWE.SOME...

yawnathon said...

Had this on my honeymoon in Montreal and am addicted - (plus I love me a Moscow Mule):

Emperor Mule

Fill Collins glass with 3-4 large cubed ice
1.5 - 2 oz vodka of choice
Grate about 3/4 tsp fresh ginger over vodka
Add 1 tsp simple syrup or more to taste
Few dashes bitters of choice (I prefer a citrus homemade bitters)
Fill glass with ginger beer
Garnish with cilantro and lime wedges

Sounds weird but it's fantastic

IDoTheRobot said...

@sunny

Omg thank you so much! I'm making fancy tacos for a little get together tomorrow and was looking for an awesome drink recipe. I have a shit ton of Malibu Coconut Rum and this is perfect! Xxxx

IDoTheRobot said...

Hamilton Punch

In a punch bowl, mix sunkist and Malibu Mango Rum. Add a few scoops of orange sherbet. Delicious!

Glitter said...

Eastwood is in the photos today.

KPeony said...

Jager + Birch beer! It's crazy good. You can make it like a rum and coke.

amh.producer said...

reno, I actually LOVE Crystal Light with vodka. My fave is the pink lemonade or the raspberry pom with raspberry vodka.

In fact, I think I'll make one now! :-)

My other two faves are:
Captain Morgan and diet DP
Vodka press (vodka with soda and 7)

Robert said...

Rum and Tab? (Laurie Metcalf in Desperately Seeking Susan)

Lori said...

OOh what...

bacardi grand melon
watermelon puckers
*diet strawberry watermelon spakling water (safeway brand)

*if unavailable, diet 7-up/sprite works juuust fine.

mix in 2 parts bacardi, 1 part puckers, 1 part soda and drink over ice (i like mine in a to-go cup)

It's a total creeper, so be careful, otherwise, you'lll wake up saying "ooooohhhhh....what happened?!!" And try to find out who drank all of your booze. I find that half way into drinking this, I just end up mixing the bacardi and puckers and drink that. I do not suggest doing that...you will make mistakes.

I also like:


blue raspberry UV vodka
diet sunkist sparkling lemonade

mix equal parts and drink over ice.

orrrr...

OG margarita

tequila
gatorade

favorites are lemon lime, or the mango if i'm feeling fancy

boom! drunk and hydrated!

amh.producer said...

tequila and gatorade. That's a new one! I think if I switch the booze in that, I could do it!

and the melon thing would certainly make me wake up with "oh shit" moments! Kinda like this saki with ginger ale thing I had last night! Thankfully I was with kids so it wasn't over consumption but they were DELISH.

Lori said...

switch the tequila for rum and it's an OG daiquiri :)

OOhhh I cant mess around with sake... though i do enjoy a good makers and ginger.

luckylass said...

I have been drinking Moscow Mules all summer:
1/2 ounce lime juice
2 ounces vodka
4 to 6 ounces ginger beer (I find Goya Jamaican Ginger Beer in the Latin food section of the grocery store)

Alita said...

Lol

Alita said...

Hi crila, not trying to be a pratt, but that depends on what style of 'addicted' you mean. Addicted as in 'want more', in the same way that I can't just eat one Twistie, then sure, once is enough. 'Addicted' like all the nasties of physical withdrawl - you have to give your body time to actually adjust to the smack, start to expect it, and then adjust your body chemistry accordingly. Viola, physical addiction.

I think we need to be really honest in talking about drug abuse - part of that honesty is being serious about that 'it just takes once' misnomer. We need to be honest that people do drugs because it feels great - but there's massive side affects. See exhibit A: Amy Winehouse.

Alita said...

What is 'stevia'? We have not this healthy cocktail ingredient in my land :)

Frufra said...

@Alita - it's an artificial sweetener. Well, I think it's considered all natural, as it is derived from the leaves of the stevia plant, but it is sold on the shelf with Sweet n Low and Splenda, and all the other "not real sugar" stuff.

The Black Cat said...

Apparently Stevia is much sweeter than sugar and you only need one tenth of it.

My Fav drink, The Calabria Special:

Equal parts vodka, Amaretto, Kahlua mixed in a tall glass with ice cubes, fill with organic milk.

Manyakitty307 said...

I invented this the other night based solely on what was at hand:

In a pint glass:

Drop in 3 or 4 ice cubes, pour in some whipped cream-flavored vodka. Add vanilla coconut milk until glass is nearly full, then spoon in a few maraschino cherries and some of their delicious juice.

Stir and enjoy. I think this would be even more frothy and delicious if I could be bothered to use a proper cocktail shaker, but I'm too lazy and impatient. :-D

Mango said...

I actually saw that episode of the Eastwood show and Francesca's dumbass boyfriend provided the bag and I don't think he has the money to buy a genuine Birkin. They were running around pretending it was real but the whole time I was thinking KNOCKOFF!

Sadly, Clint sleepwalked through an episode for a few seconds (joining them at dinner at a restaurant) and he is very VERY old and I was left wondering if he has borderline Alzeheimers.

Baba said...

Barbara Feldon.