Well, I'm not sure what tabloid had a Jennifer Aniston getting engaged headline this week, but they will probably claim they knew it all along despite probably having already said the same thing 338 times previously. Next week, they are going to have photos of wedding dresses that Jennifer has picked out and baby names she is having trouble deciding between. So, why did this announcement come from Jennifer's publicist? Because Justin didn't really ask? No, because Justin doesn't have one, and Jen's likes to go ahead and make these decisions. Supposedly Jen was asked on Friday. You know, because Justin wanted to spend his birthday night asking Jen to marry him instead of just enjoying his birthday. Apparently he also happened to pick the day before Angelina Jolie was going to get married to Brad Pitt. Look for that one to happen next weekend so also next weekend, Jennifer will adopt 7 babies, one from each of the poorest people she can find from each continent. Also interesting to note, is that John Mayer had a pretty active week in the news leading up to Jen's announcement. John started dating one of the biggest stars on the planet, so Jen knew she had to go out and get herself a ring immediately and tell Justin he asked her and to be prepared to get married the second there is any other kind of announcement.