Friday, August 17, 2012

Jenny McCarthy Moves To Chicago For Boyfriend - Splits With Him A Few Weeks Later


Jenny McCarthy was so excited to move back to her hometown of Chicago and had a boyfriend, Brian Urlacher of the Chicago Bears, that she had been seeing for sometime and is the reason she moved back. So, she does so and a couple of weeks later is telling the world the couple split, and they have decided to be the best of friends. I think she said the same think about Jim Carrey. How did that friendship work out? Yeah. People don't stay friends with Jenny after they split. I think she has a bit of stalker in her. I think she is perfectly willing to be friends, but something just does not click with the exes and her. There is something that happens in a Jenny relationship and I get the feeling that whatever happens, it is a fairly abrupt ending. For the last three or four relationships, Jenny has been head over heels and has not stopped commenting about how this guy is the one and she has never been happier and then a few weeks later the relationship is over. Do you think she is pressing them really hard? Does she read her books aloud to them? Does she make them watch the vaccination channel. That might not be an actual cable channel, but with so many out there, would it really surprise you if such a channel slipped into your 500 channels somewhere. The other day I ventured outside of the HD channels and found an entire world of cable television I hadn't known existed. Did you know there is a channel called OWN? Yep. Apparently Oprah runs it. I'm not sure why The Cooking Channel is not in HD, but I have to search everytime I want to watch that channel. I have started venturing outside HD to DVR programs. Takes up way less space.

57 comments:

Henriette said...

She's a famewhore idiot!

OMAMA is BROKO said...

I think she places value on the superficial....and she's not content in just being "her." That's what I really think her problem is.

dia papaya said...

Turquoise dress!!!

All I'm thinking about is his giant head! What if this Brian and that German contract worker from the other day got together? Brian's single now! I want to see that couple!!!! Real life bobbles heads.

Henriette said...

I think she is a moron who should disappear already.

dia papaya said...

Hey Omama! You better today? Friday heals many wounds! I'm sure that a song somewhere. Maybe just a restaurant?

FSP said...

She is stoopid.

@dia - that would be a great pairing! Two heads are better than one.

jennifer hansen said...

i'm so not shocked. is she going to go on howard stern now & say this guy stopped talking to her son like jim carrey did?

surfer said...

Hahaha - the vaccination channel. Now that was funny.

hunter said...

She is actually not stupid but yeah, she has issues.

Elizabeth said...

Okay, the first four posts today are hate posts. Hmmm. Someone is pissing in Enty's Frosted Flakes.

Henriette said...

@hunter
She's not stupid? I would hate to know what your definition of average intelligence is. I guess you've never seen her "I'm a graduate of Google" interviews on vaccinations and autism.

Elizabeth said...

I don't have a strong opinion about Jenny either way other than she is good at writing funny about pregnancy.

Kelsey Phel said...

I remember hearing how Jenny was overweight and made fun of in hs. Thn she loses weight, becomes beautiful and famous. For that to happen she may just be a very driven and focused individual and whoever gets in her way or causes her to stop and settle down may be tossed to the side.

Driven people always need to be moving forward

Henriette said...

@Elizabeth
That was ghostwritten, as most celebrity books are.

Frufra said...

@dia - I have to laugh at your Friday comment - my youngest son asked me not too long ago if TGI Friday's was only open on Fridays. It cracked me up! He loves to go around TGIFing on Fridays - it's so cute.

Happy Friday, y'all!

dia papaya said...

Yay! @FSP I knew you would appreciate that! Two heads ARE better than one! Hahaha!

Can't wait to see what creepy avi you'll have next week...
*insert Em saying DUN, DUN, DUN*

FSP said...

@dia - I already have it picked out...and this one won't be creepy.

Patty said...

For starters, she needs to stop blabbing about her relationships.

hunter said...

@Henriette - graduate of Google?!?! Okay I'll step down on the stupid thing and yeah, the autism issue has been handled horribly by her.

TEXSHAN - I left early yesterday, just saw your post - bitches like that deserve it so don't feel guilty at all. :)

OMAMA is BROKO said...

@dia....I'm afriad to say as I don't want to jinx myself ;)

But this could sum it up...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFiIJ4vW2IU&feature=g-vrec

and you know what, I'm up & the sun's shining. :)



libby said...

FSP---Promise me it won't be a pic of that 17-foot python found in Florida with 87 EGGS (!!!) inside her!
Anyone else see that?...my skin is crawling just typing it! ACK!!!

RenoBlondee said...

She's a ding a ling.

surfer said...

I saw it Libby! I literally thought I was going to barf.

Christina said...

I just feel sorry for her son. Any young child would struggle in a position where a parent is constantly bringing another figure into their home. Plus, with his autism it is probably hard for him to form a relationship with the man. By the time they break up it is harder on him since he might have a connection. It's so hard for children with autism and LD to transition after losing people who are in role model positions in their life. She's a skank, and he has to deal with the struggles that go along with that.

auntliddy said...

Leading with the heart is never smart.

dia papaya said...

Not creepy? That's so bad. But I'm sure it will still be fabulous!

libby said...

Oh, surfer...It was like a real-life 'Aliens', when Ripley stumbles upon the alien 'nursery'.

UUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

She had 87 more, just waiting to be laid & hatched! YUCK

FSP said...

@libby - Not a python, but it is animal related.

@dia - I'm sure you're going to like it.

Agent**It said...

Enty, "The Vaccination Channel":)

Frufra said...

I second Christina's sentiment. She's doing a great disservice to her kid, dragging him through all this drama. His alleged developmental delays just compound the situation.

Roman Holiday said...

Ha A Vaccination channel I love it!!!

Barton Fink said...

She's a dingaling, kind of dumb, flagrantly wrong about vaccination, and she has an erratic relationship history. But I like her personality. She's quirky, comedic, willing to touch on horrible subjects in her comedy. If she didn't have her deplorably stupid views about vaccination, people would like her more. For me, the vaccine-phobes are about on par with all the other weird food phobias and medical superstitions.

__-__=__ said...

Vaccination Channel! Good one!! Jenny seems glib and superficial.

chopchop said...

I'm pretty sure Ehlacher dated Paris Hilton at one time. 'Nuff said.

Too bad there's no vaccine for herpes, eh Jenny?

AuntJess said...

Jenny just stop messing w/ your face and we'll be cool.

Amber said...

chopchop - you're correct. Anyone that comes in contact with PH should be quarantined.

chopchop said...

Oops ... "Urlacher"

figgy said...

I still simmer with so much anger over her harmful vaccination misinformation that I chuckle over any misfortune that comes her way. I know, that sucks of me, but there it is.

Can't believe she's first cousins with the fabulous Melissa McCarthy.

smashbash said...

He is a brut, not cute in mho. I love muscles as much as the next girl but daaaaum! To much.

Honestly, I always hoped her and Jim would get back together. He was one of my favorite actors growing up and when they got together I had high hope for them to make it.

I am a dork :)

O'Really said...

I think Jenny should is one of those to be looked at but not listened to...very attractive but annoying and not so smart.
The Cooking Channel ROCKS btw:)

lostathome said...

Does this guy always look like a bloated version of Tom Hardy??

The Black Cat said...

It's interesting how Jenny and Halle are SO beautiful yet are SO messed up inside. Yet they never seem to correlate that they are what poison their relationships and do the same thing over and over.

Turkish Taffy said...

Her poor son.

All about Eve said...

Making my skin crawl...

Sherry said...

I really like Jenny..Had NO idea she was cousins with Melissa. But her views on autism and vaccinations are backward. She does look really good in that blue.

All about Eve said...

I never really liked her so meh! But I do feel bad for her son going thru all these changes, must be hard

MissCrop609 said...

LOL. I knew this would never work out. Urlacher is a major ladies man. I'm sure Jenny caught wind of his playa' ways.

krk67 said...

Urlacher is a meat head (and an unattractive one IMHO at that). Jenny can do better.

SusanB said...

Simply cannot stand this woman because of her vaccination lies.

@libby - I'm only 40 miles or so from the Glades, just about panicked when I saw this python. My other fear is going in my kitchen and finding an alligator. It happened somewhere here in south Florida a few years ago and just freaked me out.

Sasha said...

Vaccination channel.....LOL

Letch said...

She was a cheerleader in hs, same school I cheered for and in no way shape or form was she overweight! I have pics to prove it! She was just as beautiful!

Henriette said...

@Letch
Jenny was just telling a story to garner some sympathy.

McCarthy's kid doesn't have autism. This Time article really shows what a phony and asshole this idiot is:http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,1968100,00.html

trogdor said...

Eh, Brian's getting surgery on his leg. I wonder if that had something to do with it?

Either way, great! When he left his wife and kid for Parasite Hilton, he played like shit. Luckily, we had Briggs step it up a notch or two and the added Peppers on the D-Line.

This season is gonna be awesome, unless Cutler screws it up again....

Susan said...

The Cooking Channel airs Nigella, so they are fabulous in my book. And I like Laura Calder and Nadia G. The Food Network pretty much blows, in my humble foodie/cooking lova opinion.

Jenny McCarthy. Ehhh. I browsed her prego book because somebody gave it to me. People are always passing along hand-me-downs when you're knocked up, no?

I always tried to root for her but at some point she lost me. Her vaccination mumbo jumbo always gave me a chuckle, at the same time, I feel for any parent who has an autistic child, cause that shit ain't easy. She's obviously not in these relationships for the long-haul, so I don't understand why she just doesn't go all Cougar or sex-goddess in the situation and just hop in the sack with these guys rather than trying to bring man after man into the life of her child for a year at a time. Think she needs some Mary J. Blige, "No More Drama" moments to get her shit together. I always thought she would make it work with Jim Carrey. They have similar personalities, and when I say similar, I mean really annoying. I don't know, Jenny always seems like she's "on." Like you always have to talk to her and focus on her and listen to her. That shit has to get old. The point of marriage is to have your moments of silence. Watch a show. Chill. Just shut the fuck up and relax, right? Well, maybe that's the secret to my marriage.

Unknown said...

LOL you miseed the real gossip - Jenny moved to Chicago to be with, rumor has it she caught him with someone else..a dude.

Debutante said...

She has always reeked of skank to me. Maybe that's why her relationships don't work out.

Heidi said...

Hubs and I LOVE Bitchin Kitchen.