Saturday, August 04, 2012

Kasey Kahl Charged With Assault And Inhaling Paint 7 Months After Arrest


Kasey Kahl was finally charged with assault and being a paint inhaler after an incident that happened way back in January. That was so long ago that people actually knew who Kasey Kahl was at that time. He was almost relevant back then. I think he and that other Bachelor contestant had just broken up. Yeah, it is pretty tough to remember her name too isn't it? Vienna Girardi. You know what Vienna does now? Sends Tweets to Linda Hogan hoping they can hang out and also acting as a personal dating coach. You know, because all of her relationships have turned out golden.


Anyway, prosecutors finally decided they had enough to charge Kasey seven months after the fact which means their case probably sucks, and if he is convicted faces 8 years in jail, which in California translates to 15 to 30 minutes. Depending on whether the people processing you are on lunch.

24 comments:

IDoTheRobot said...

So that's how he protects hearts. Got it.

yawnathon said...

Should've guarded & protected your drugs, Kasey.

Seachica said...

Did inhaling paint improve his diction? If not, the judge will probably mishear his not guilty plea as guilty.

EmEyeKay said...

He's kinda cute.

I didn't know you could get popped for huffing glue. It's not an illegal substance, on what grounds would they arrest someone? @Frufra, can you ask Mr. Frufra? Because, you know, I just may start huffing glue soon, and I want to be prepared :)

Kassandra said...

i don't even know who this is...

Jemtastic said...

LOL. Between the story, the perp pic and the comments, I just can't this morning.

Brenda L said...

Inhaling paint thinner? Good heavens...have you guys ever seen what people ending up looking like after years of that crap? Get some help!!!

RenoBlondee said...

Haha. You guys beat me to the "Gaurd and Protect Your Heart" thing!

AuntJess said...

Boring.

supapimp said...

Exactomundo

Denise said...

Idk who he is either, but right, he is kinda cute.

NernersHuman said...

I've always loved that mug shot; it's like he brought the party to jail with him.

Mother Campfire said...

Who??

Lizzymagoo22 said...

Kesey Kawho?

Basil said...

I have no idea who this guy is, but he is cute. But how is paint sniffing illegal?

Agent**It said...

Don't know and don't care.

__-__=__ said...

At least CA has that 3 strikes law. I can't imagine what if they didn't.

B. Profane said...

California would be better off if the leg. repealed 3 Strikes for felonies and institutes a 3 strikes law for crimes of sheer idiocy. You'd be declared effectively non compos mentos permanently and lose most of your adult rights (driving, voting, management of your assets, etc.). Fifth strike gets you involuntary sterilization.

billybob said...

Is paint-sniffing the new bath salts?

heatherlynn said...

Kasey is definitely cute BUT he sounds like Kermit the frog.

heatherlynn said...

Kasey is definitely cute BUT he sounds like Kermit the frog.

Sunny said...

This dude belongs in jail. He's stealing my picture pose!

Popnursing said...

"Huffers" are the people crackheads look down on. I'm not kidding.

Danielle said...

They 2 have to be the same person..
http://ryanseacrest.com/2011/05/11/is-jake-pavelka-returning-to-the-bachelor-audio/