Kasey Kahl was finally charged with assault and being a paint inhaler after an incident that happened way back in January. That was so long ago that people actually knew who Kasey Kahl was at that time. He was almost relevant back then. I think he and that other Bachelor contestant had just broken up. Yeah, it is pretty tough to remember her name too isn't it? Vienna Girardi. You know what Vienna does now? Sends Tweets to Linda Hogan hoping they can hang out and also acting as a personal dating coach. You know, because all of her relationships have turned out golden.
Saturday, August 04, 2012
Anyway, prosecutors finally decided they had enough to charge Kasey seven months after the fact which means their case probably sucks, and if he is convicted faces 8 years in jail, which in California translates to 15 to 30 minutes. Depending on whether the people processing you are on lunch.