Monday, August 06, 2012

Lindsay Lohan Gets Another Job


Apparently Anna Faris has had enough of the Scary Movie franchise. She will not be in part 5 when it starts filming soon. Yes, she is pregnant, but they could have worked that in. It is a horor spoof series. Anyway, replacing her is Ashley Tisdale. Also starring in the movie is none other than Lindsay Lohan who will compare her drug usage to the kind of drugs, Charlie Sheen who will also return for the 5th installment despite being killed off in the 4th. I wonder if we should classify this as real work for Lindsay. It almost feels just like a cameo and she might even end up playing herself. All I know is that she has booked three movies in the past six months and although all of her performances will surely be horrible, she is getting work. I thought she might be past the getting work stage of her career except in things straight to DVD or Lifetime movies. Oh, wait. That is what she is doing for these two last ones. My bad.

28 comments:

EmEyeKay said...

Please please please let there be some good partying between LL and CS. This could be epic!

MISCH said...

Why won't she just go away..........?

FSP said...

Wow...if Chuck Peen and LiLo hooked up...Please Please Please!

Sarah said...

Well those drugs aren't just buying themselves anymore

FrenchGirl said...

please that they date together!! that they date together!

Cara said...

If Charlie and LiLo hook up, it would be a world health disaster. Can you imagine the mutated STD's they would create by bumping uglies? It'd be like "The Stand", only less sexy.

djphob said...

I LOVE the Tis. If there's a reason not to, I don't wanna hear it. She's too freaking cute. I liked her old nose better though.

EmEyeKay said...

Oh I didn't dare to dream that they hook up - but you guys did so I'll jump on that bandwagon!

rejectedcarebear said...

I'm sure if those two hooked up, the fourth horseman will be conceived. The end is nigh.

RenoBlondee said...

She can't even act anymore. She's terrible!

Yeah, a hook up with those two would be epic!

smashbash said...

Fabulous avatar! Per usual. It scared the shit out of me at first. :)

timebob said...

Stunt casting for free publicity for a dying franchise.

cc423 said...

Poor Lindsey. She has become Hollywood's equivalent to the sideshow phenom, Lobster Boy.

CarmeliteLady said...

Haha enty good snark. That is what shes doing and hooking herself for mr. Moneybags.

parissucksliterally said...

Scary Movie? another pathetic job. Especially for someone who think she is an Oscar caliber actress. Hang that head in shame, Lilo.

Jason Blue Eyes said...

Ashley Tisdale? Ha! This thing IS Going straight to DVD.

CarmeliteLady said...

Charley and Lindsay, that is going to be legendary. He has the same personality as her dad and she has the same personality and profession as his ex wives and goddesses. Awesome!!!!! A match made in gossip heaveeennn!!!!

EmEyeKay said...

For the record, I had no idea there was more than one Scary Movie.

mynerva said...

Whatever drug company makes Valtrex needs to open a new factory to handle the strain if these two hook up

Frufra said...

These two together may usher in the apocalypse. We must tread very lightly!

NomNom83 said...

"Black holes of stellar mass are expected to form when very massive stars collapse at the end of their life cycle. After a black hole has formed it can continue to grow by absorbing mass from its surroundings. By absorbing other stars and merging with other black holes, supermassive black holes of millions of solar masses may form."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_hole

car54 said...

omg, how can we not have thought of this? a match made in heaven--Charlie and Lindsay! Perfect!

BlisterPlease said...

haha NomNom---nice call!

B. Profane said...

Excerpt from a memo from the Centers for Disease Control to the producers of Scary Movie 5:

"...If Mr. Sheen and Ms. Lohan are allowed to be alone together for even a brief period, the CDC will declare the entire set to be a virulent STD outbreak site and institute an immediate Level IV biohazard quarantine."

Actually, if they had the balls, the producers could leverage their notoriety into a funny spoof of epidemic flicks like Contagion, Outbreak, etc.

Sherry said...

If the directors and producers have an ounce of smarts they won't have these two on set the same day because then these two won't be on set.

stigs84 said...

Ha! Scary Movie 5! Spoof movies barely count as real movies, it's only a little bit higher than doing a TV movie. That's like how Carmen Electra can say "I've done x amount of theatrically released movies in the past decade" but it's like - who cares? They were all a bunch of crappy, unfunny spoof movies.

Sarah said...

Sadly, Charlie is still pulling hotter women than Lindsay.

Mooshki said...

Can you imagine how White Oprah is salivating over the idea of LiLo having access to Charlie's wallet? She's probably ringing Lindsay every 30 seconds with new ideas on how to hook him.