Friday, August 10, 2012

Random Photos Part One

Three parts today.


Matthew M. posted this photo of himself. Wants to show his dog off, but think he likes you to look at him too.
Cameron Diaz and Portia de Rossi get matching haircuts.
Rachel McAdams goes over the list of 50 rules she wants followed while she is out of town with Michael Sheen.
Ryan Phillippe shows off his new tattoos as he takes his kids to lunch.
"Hi, I'm Richard Simmons and I miss all the attention I used to get."
Simon Cowell and his girlfriend of the week. On his $400,000 a week yacht.
Sarah Jessica Parker headed out for the weekend and deciding to go commando.
Taylor Swift got her parents back together so they could meet her new boyfriend in Nashville. She paid for him to fly down.
Uma Thurman's mom back in the 50's.

75 comments:

smashbash said...

Uma's mom is stunning.

crila16 said...

Smashbash...agreed. She looks stunning in that photo. Kudos to the photog.

Ryan looks like such a punk. How old is he? He needs to act it and grow up.

Mamaroni said...

Right? Like Ryan is trying to prove something...guess that's what happens when you date barely legals

Capt Willard said...

Straight man here to say: Are there any men under the age of 40 that don't dress like douchebags anymore? And that are straight? Flat brim baseball caps, asshanging jeans, douchecanoe tats, etc.? I know fashion is cyclical and fad based but WTH? Pushing 40 and I feel 60 about this.

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Layna Day said...

What's wrong with how Ryan is dressed? #dontgetit

goes in circles said...

SJP
You need to eat.

MM
Looks like you're trying to shit.

Ingrid Superstar said...

Isn't that Cowell's wife? I thought he had gotten married.

parissucksliterally said...

SJP needs to put on some weight. Ever since I hit 35, I would rather carry 5 extra lbs and be mistaken for 10 years younger, than be super skinny and look like an old hag.

luckylass said...

@parissucksliterally - amen to that!

goes in circles said...

@paris
yeah, that's my excuse too. ;)

ABlake said...

Hahaha just the other day I was reminiscing with a friend about how great Letterman was back in the day (just doesn't cut it anymore imo). His interviews with Richard Simmons were CLASSIC.

Capt Willard, believe it or not there are still men with a sense of style. My bf is one of them. Maybe not Gucci suits or whathaveyou but he wouldn't be caught dead looking like most 'stars' his age.
Hell, I have to convince him to wear his Red Sox baseball cap on game day and you couldn't pay him to do the sideways crap.

surfer said...

I thought going commando was strictly an underwear thing. Guess not.

Julie said...

laughing so much right now at Ryan's shirt. I wonder if he has any idea that Rehoboth is a gay beach in Delaware. he probably thinks he's being cool wearing some "vintage" shirt he bought at some trendy LA store, and has no idea. this guy tries too hard.

Seachica said...

So many gross boney bodies in this post. Portia, sjp... Eww

When I was single, it was so hard to find guys under 35 who didn't have a tattoo. I don't find them attractive -- don't hate on me. Guys -- is that also the dividing line for women shaving down under?

MISCH said...

Taylor honey, you do not pay for your boyfriend at your age....that comes much later.

Danielle said...

Didn't know Ryan is a Phillies fan. Pretty cool.. still showing suport even though thye're the worst team this season. I like that! :)

Danielle said...

support* they're* really gotta start proof reading! ;)

CanadianMiss said...

@Capt Willard
Yes there are! They just have wives that won't let them leave the house dressed like that!

Me said...

ryan takes his "2 OLDER kids to lunch". wonder what he told them about his othr child.

CanadianMiss said...

Am I seriously the only one who has never gotten the appeal of Matthew M? He never did it for me, even when he "had it"

sylmarillion said...

Sorry, MM, but that doggie stole your limelight. So cute!

Now we know where Uma got her looks! She looks a lot like her mom.

Capt Willard said...

Ladies with men who are not brodressers-- Good to hear! Keep them at it...

Sunny said...

I love Portia's whole look here, and her haircut looks fantastic

It disturbs me a bit that this pap pic of Rachel McAdams's was taken in front of someone's private home. It's a pap pic, right? Not something from her Twitter?

SJP's boobies look great for a woman in her 40's :)

Sunny said...

I'm a month away from 40 - not being bitchy!!

SusanB said...

@Capt Willard - you are so right! I thought it was just met getting older that made me so fed up with men over the age of 25 with backwards caps and sloppy clothes. It's like they don't want to be an adult.

Layna Day said...

Still don't get what's wrong with Phillippe's outfit. Guess I'm not chi-chi enough to get it. *shrugs*

RenoBlondee said...

ITA @seachica about the bony bodies on this post. I was thinking the exact same thing.
Ryan and Reese's kids are gorgeous as all heck!

ljsmed said...

Agree Capt Willard

Matthew Mc is just gross

Beth said...

Ryan went crazy with the tatts once Reese let him off the leash.

SJP looks like old leather there.

Liz said...

@Julie: Ryan Phillipe is from Delaware, so despite his douchiness, I'm fairly certain he knows all about Rehoboth Beach :)

I just can't hate the guy for continuing to represent Philadelphia sports out in LA

Del Riser said...

And Michael K. is going bonkers over Simon's *furry titty balls*.

Brooke said...

I think Ryan's outfit is fine - baseball cap faced FORWARD, his pants are up on his waist, (you can't see his underwear, which is better than most douches out there!) and so what if his shirt has a gay beach on it? It's a goddamn shirt for christ's sake!! My husband has a black shirt with a random diner in a city/state we've never been to. It could've been the gayest diner in the country, and he still would've worn it, because his uncle got him the shirt, and he loved it. Plus, real men who are comfortable with who they are and their sexuality could care less about that shit. Finally, Rehoboth is a real town with real people who live there, which just happens to have a hopping gay nightlife, not just some gay beach with glory holes everywhere... Maybe he actually likes the town? O_o

Brooke said...

I think Ryan's outfit is fine - baseball cap faced FORWARD, his pants are up on his waist, (you can't see his underwear, which is better than most douches out there!) and so what if his shirt has a gay beach on it? It's a goddamn shirt for christ's sake!! My husband has a black shirt with a random diner in a city/state we've never been to. It could've been the gayest diner in the country, and he still would've worn it, because his uncle got him the shirt, and he loved it. Plus, real men who are comfortable with who they are and their sexuality could care less about that shit. Finally, Rehoboth is a real town with real people who live there, which just happens to have a hopping gay nightlife, not just some gay beach with glory holes everywhere... Maybe he actually likes the town? O_o

Jasmine said...

It's not that Ryan's wearing anything slouchy or teenage-hoodlum like. Rather that (as someone aptly called it) he is wearing BROwear. As in bros, as in fratboy shit.

Ryan has NEVER gotten out of the phase of frat boy mentality. He is a serial cheater, keeps dating women over a decade younger than him which means women barely out of their teens who are probably not prepared for his mind game cheating shit.
He is the answer to a few blinds which revealed him to be an abortion-pusher to his very young girlfriends and just an overall frat-dude 'bros before ho's' mentality.
THAT'S why his style of dress is gross. Because dude is mentality and outwardly no older than 25. And he is far too old and has far too many kids to be acting like the piece of shit he does.

Court said...

the bigger question is...why is portia wearing hammer pants???

Layna Day said...

If that's the case, blame the attitude. Not the clothes.

We do realize guys who wear three-piece suits cheat, too? And that guys who wear beat-up jeans can be faithful?

Are we really judging someone by their street clothes? Are we really that small-minded?

CanadianMiss said...

@Brooke
It has nothing whatsoever do do with a gay beach on his shirt. It's his overall image. He's pushing 40, but trying desperately to cling to 21.
Jasmine explained it perfectly. :)

b said...

Rehoboth is an awesome beach town. The fact that it is gay-friendly (a source of some of its awesomeness) should not make it impossible for a hetero man to rock a shirt from there.

bobbi_1025 said...

And I thought my husband wearing the same thing since we started dating(15 yrs ago) was bad. Literally all he wears is white t-shirts with jean or khaki shorts, and k-Swiss tennis shoes. Oh and can't forget either the blue fitted cap or maybe a FSU one when football season. At least I got him to stop wearing the rope necklace with the cross on it. If you are from Jacksonville, you automatically know a guy is from Oceanway when they are dressed like that. Ugh!

CanadianMiss said...

@Layna
This is a celeb gossip site. So yes, yes we are.
:-)

b said...

@layna day- I'm with you! He's out with his kids, not on a red carpet... His outfit looks fine to me.

Kewi said...

no, it really is a gay beach but it's nice and really clean which is why so many families go there plus tax free shopping in Delaware is a bonus, the point is that Ryan's midlife crisis is showing, that's all.

Brooke said...

And my husband is ALSO 35 and dresses like that when he's out running errands... So what? It just looks like a comfortable way to dress. Is he really supposed to wear suits and ties everywhere he goes? Polo and khakis are not for everyone, and like someone said before, he's out with his kids-give him a break!

Brooke said...

What-the blinds here?!? Phhhttt.... PLEASE!!! And no man can make a woman have an abortion-he may push the idea, but the dumb bitch who had sex without a condom or a pill is *just* as responsible, if not more, BECAUSE it's her body!!!! Also, I'd he's pushing 40, and dating women 10 years younger, that makes them 30 and old enough to know better.... Do the math!

Brooke said...

* if he's pushing 40.... Stoopid fingers

Snakeoiler said...

That "Rehoboth" shirt just means he wants to appeal to men now, too. Or to more girls of Padua and Ursuline, which I are right out my window, and St. E's and St. Marks, which are not.

lazyday603 said...

They could remake The Man in The Moon with Reese's daughter. She looks exactly like her mother did in that movie.

astrogirl said...

@Surfer Yes. Commando refers to being underwear free

dia papaya said...

ITA Smash. I love the composition of that shot too.

dia papaya said...

No hard feelings about the cupping thing the other day! Glad you were honest, but kind :)

dia papaya said...

Happy almost birthday Sunny! Are you a Leo or Virgo?

Sunny said...

@dia
Libra! Can't you tell from all my posts? Ha ha

dia papaya said...

Dear Matthew M, I had written you off. I think you're kind of a tool. AND thensyko show us that cute doggie. Well, I need to reassess. Just please never again, ever wear that yellow shirt / bootie shorts disaster from Magic Mike. My eyes are scarred forever.

dia papaya said...

My mom is also a Libra, Sept 17. You are much nicer than her. And friendlier and sweeter. :D She has a 50yr case of the permanent sads.

You give me hope for her! Haha!!!!

PS - I love to exclaim things, is that so wrong? I fear people must think me a lunatic or overly dramatic (both kinda true) ;)

dia papaya said...

PPS - Sunny, I have seen that Seinfeld. I get so worried that people will think I'm being mean if I don't over exclaim.

jaariel said...

Should Ellen be worried that Cammie is horning (haha!) in on her territory? Hmmm? This would make a great blind item! "Escandolo!" as MK would say :D

Laura said...

not to be all socialisty, but who the crap needs so much money as to afford a 400K a week yacht vacation extravaganza when most of us in the world are barely scraping by. seems so horrid to me and disgusting to spend that kind of money. i would love to be able to get a mortgage one day...we are working towards that goal and saving but not for even one half week's worth of simon cowell's yacht week. excuse me whilst i go barf.

WUWT? said...

"Ever since I hit 35, I would rather carry 5 extra lbs and be mistaken for 10 years younger, than be super skinny and look like an old hag."

Let's see, 10 years off for every five extra pounds....I'm trying to go back to 20 years before I was born!
(I know that is not what you meant.)

Sunny said...

@dia
Thank you, and I'm so sorry to hear that about your Mom :( I hope she has tried to seek out some answers regarding her depression

@Laura
Holy smokes! I just assumed Enty was exaggerating the cost of the yacht, but I just googled it and that REALLY true! It's called Diamonds are Forever

All about Eve said...

I was thinking the same thing!

All about Eve said...

I hear you, it's mind boggling the amount of money they throw around

chopchop said...

I love that Taylor Swift & family are dining in a hole-in-the-wall-type restaurant.

DontRainOnMyPrada said...

@ingrid, no, Cowell never did get married, and I don't think he's even dating that girl anymore at all.

Tuxedo Cat said...

Every woman I've seen Simon Cowell in a relationship with has long wavy dark hair and is very thin. I guess people can have a 'type' they prefer, but they seem almost identical.

CincyNat said...

@dia papaya--If your mom's b-day is September 17th, then she is a Virgo.

Mooshki said...

Cowell has TWO Bugatti Veyrons. And I have none. Fucking asshole. Eat the rich.

I like Portia's haircut, but in the shots from Arrested Development, her wig didn't look so good. I hope they have Lindsay get a haircut early on so she doesn't wear the rug the whole time.

dia papaya said...

Yes! My mom is on the brain for some reason. She is a Virgo! My grandma who is like Sunny is a Libra. Her bday is Oct 17th. This makes so much more sense. Brain is tired! Can't even blame it on adult beverages!

Thanks CincyNat and Sunny for pointing this out.

aradia said...

Is it wrong that I want Mcadams to get back together? My god they were so cute together. What happened??

aradia said...

Ergh freaking typos- Mcadams and Gosling to get back together. Still if she is happy with Sheen Im cool with that. Gosling needs to stop dating Eva stat though, she is such a bitchface.

Cornbread said...

I'm always late to the party on Friday photos, since I don't check until Saturday AM (it's my favorite part of the weekend, two hours of sitting here in my PJs reading CDAN).

Anyway, Ryan reminds me of KFed in that picture. Well, pre-Shamu sized KFed. But, I still love Ryan and their kids are GORGEOUS!

Love the photo of Uma's mom, breathtaking.

Regarding exclamation points, I am also an "over-user"...in addition to the ellipses, and smiley faces. F. Scott Fitzgerald said something along the lines of, "using too many exclamation points is like laughing too hard at your own joke." I don't care. I love punctuation and smilies. :)

MissCrop609 said...

I didn't know Cami and Portia are friends. Does Ellen know? Hmmm.

J-Mo said...

What's with the comment about Rachel McAdams having a list of rules?

cowbulls said...

Sarah Jessica Parker may be the worst combination of ugly and stupidity in Hollywood.

AlexT said...

Ryan's outfit does look ridiculous. I think he should remove it immediately.

I do think SJP is too thin, but for a 47-year old, she looks like she works out. That's more than can be said for a helluva lot of people here in the Midwest who are a hot dish away from a heart attack by the time they're 36.