Thursday, August 02, 2012

Random Photos Part Three

John Mayer & Katy Perry. This is such a bad idea.
Claire Danes looks a bit worn out.
Yep. But Hugh Dancy has got it covered.
The White Cliffs of Dover have become all David Beckham, all the time.
The annual Disney photos are out. This is a finished product with Russell Brand.
It looks way different from the reality.
Look at the three hitchhiking ghosts. Jack Black, Will Ferrell and Zach G.
Heather Locklear looking great after her tennis match.
Also looking great in the posed pap shots of the day is Jenny McCarthy who is back in Chicago.

64 comments:

Hello Alex said...

OMG jenny's face looks so scary!

smashbash said...

Enty said everything best.

Love the 3 ghosts photo!

The last picture is super creepy.

Carrie said...

That's Jason Segel in the hitchhiking ghost picture, not Zach G! :)

Trixie said...

Yay for Heather Locklear! I just love her and want her to get some peace in her life. She seems like such a down to earth person (relatively for showbiz). She doesn't have that plastic look anymore either.

Ingrid Superstar said...

John Mayer looks like the drowned bloated corpse of a blow up sex doll in that picture. TEAM RUSSELL BRAND

Saw a clip of Locklear on TJ Hooker where she went undercover as an exotic dancer. She was gorgeous of course, but she couldn't dance for shit. It was hilarious!

jane3113 said...

Do these women not look at John Mayer's face?

luckylass said...

I can't stop laughing at Jenny McCarthy's photo. Was that the point?

Denise said...

John Mayer. ugh. And to think I once found him attractive.

Amber said...

Wasn't Jenny trying to be all demure and serious for a while? What happened to that? I can only take so many burping and farting jokes.

Someone once commented that seemed to be an agent or something, and said that some celebs DO read this site and the comments and we should try to be a little nicer/thoughtful. I'm going to be as kind as possible here: Katy Perry, you're a fucking idiot.

:)

Roman Holiday said...

LOL@ Amber!!!!

Court said...

So John Mayer is doing a bad Russel Brand impression?? I'm confused.
And Jenny looks like a zombie. I like her, but bad pic.

MISCH said...

I would love to see Heather back on TV showing all the others how a real bitch is played..she's great

RenoBlondee said...

^I used to find John Mayer attractive too. All the hot Hollywood ladies seem to love him. Jess, Jen, Katy...how many other gorgeous, famous women has he had?
Heather looks great!

lazyday603 said...

Katy Perry strikes me as somebody who can take care of herself. Before finding Jesus her mom was a Jim Morrison groupie. John Mayer will be child's play compared to Jim Morrison.

The Dude said...

See Jenny's eyes rolling into the back of her head looking for her brain?

Worstcompanytoworkfor said...

Katie Perry likes big headed guys.

Layna Day said...

John Mayer was pretty cute when he first became popular. The years have not been good to him. Katy needs to run in the opposite direction ASAP.

seaward said...

So...the cliffs of Dover are just ad space now. Jfc

msgirl said...

What happened to Jenny's face, that doesn't look like AT ALL!

Claire is definitely looking pregnant there, I sure hope the 2 of them make it.

I have never found one person who dislikes Heather, and yes I've heard her in interviews, very nice and normal for Hollywood, I hope she gets out of her funk.

discoflux said...

Dear celebrities, that read this page - I apologize for anything that might have hurt your feelings. Why don't you go take a $5,000 dollar spa day to quiet your nerves while I struggle to pay my bills. kthxbai!

Opie said...

Is that guys with abnormally large craniums or guys who are full of themselves?

Rose said...

I have a rule, I don't guys with longer hair than me.

donner said...

Jenny looks like the kids from Salem's Lot. Or Children of the Corn...

so, is the blind item in one of these sets of pics today?

Coriander Shea said...

3 Ghosts!! <3 <3 <3

RedHeadMed said...

Amber, I laughed so loud at your comment it startled a coworker. I'm sure Katy Perry would appreciate your kindness. :-)

Della said...

Mayer is sick. Why do all of these girls fall for him? I don't get it. He is trying to look like Russell. Yuck! He needs to take a shower.

Amber said...

Hahaha you're welcome, RedHeadMed!

urban chaos said...

Russel Brand works the pirate look quite well, it suits him. As for his ex, Katy Perry? Bad boyfriend choice #2.

p.s. Jenny Mc Carthy- that's some photoshop you have going on, please don't try and play it off as if this is a 'candid' shot. No one is buying it.

Della said...

P.s. I will not be purchasing your perfume. I also do not care to hear your political views.

Linnea said...

About to go to bed, and I swear Jenny's face will give me nightmares.

What happened to Mayer? He used to have some kind of charm, but I can't for the life of me imagine what happened to it. Must be a very, very smooth talker.

stigs84 said...

Ew John Mayer is so disgusting looking but then again so is Russell Brand. Katy Perry has awful, awful taste.

Frufra said...

Poor Claire. Is she pregnant? That would explain how awful she looks. Cause she does look awful.

Vikingwench said...

mwahahahahahaha! When I took a quick glance at the first photo and comment, I could have sworn it said "when he is without tits"!

Tru Leigh said...

How I wish that was a real crocodile.

kim butler said...

@Amber, girl that was funny! I like Katy (my grandbaby loves her) but this? All I can say is WTF?

Texshan said...

Claire is pg and in the airport, a place guaranteed to induce fury and exhaustion. She gets a pass from me.

I wonder if Jenny gets the dog vaccinated, or if it's just kids who should die of preventable diseases in her book? F*cking moron.

Jolene Jolene said...

OMG Opie. You're so much smarter than me. Until I read your comment I really thought Worstcompanytoworkfor actually meant big head as in large in size. And I laughed my ass off at that comment and was thinking "Yep, they both have huge heads." Doh.

I used to think JM was attractive, too. He used to have it and now he's ick (both physically and personality wise). He was sexy in his Jen Aniston days...

http://omgstars.com/2009/11/26/john-mayer-on-the-cover-of-details-magazine/

warmislandsun said...

Leave Claire Alone! ha ha ha
You wanted to be an actress, you get paid too much money - sorry you're not feeling up to photos, but suck it.

On a serious note, I'd let those ghosts ride with me.

mmshukla008 said...

Hoping katy is with mayer only to build material for her next album...personally, i think russell brand looks stupid in both photos.

mmshukla008 said...

Hoping katy is with mayer only to build material for her next album...personally, i think russell brand looks stupid in both photos.

Connie151 said...

Katy going from bad to worse. Yuck.

Comma Chaser said...

Ms. Perry you suffer from what I call Stray Cat Syndrome. Instead of cats, it's douchey guys. And the longer that they subsist comfortably in the alley, the more unlikely they will be to tame. Either the cat or the douchebag. Pick one.

Jamek-Annmarie said...

What does Katy see in these longhaired
lizards?

kelgela said...

Did anyone else hear that Diana Ross had a meeting with MJ's kids?

lolaluvs2snack said...

The fact that celebrities still date/hookup with John Mayer is proof that most of the men in HOLLYWOOD are GAY!!!! lol

Michelle said...

I was thinking the same thing about John Mayer -- he's looking as skeezy on the outside as his personality seems to be on the inside. What was Jennifer Aniston, Jessica Simpson,and now Katie Perry thinking?

Jazzy said...

I guess Kim & Kanye needed some competition in the most revolting couple category.

Seriously Katy, seek therapy. You can't keep playing out the "dating the d-bag who wouldn't give you the time of day in high school" scenario. Please, get some self respect.

Popnursing said...

Word. x2^

KittyKitty said...

Omg Jenny is so photo shopped its scary. Are those even her real eyes? I don't think so. I agree with lolaluvs2snack. It must be slim pickings in Hollywood. I thInk Katie is just hurting and will take Anyone right now.

Kloie said...

John Mayer looks like Edward Scissorhands or something. Gross.

Susan said...

OMG. These are the best comments in the whole entire land.

Wendy Rene said...
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Wendy Rene said...

At first glance, I thought Russell had finally taken some hedge clippers to that mug. So disappointed it was just Mehh-yer

E Gee Be said...

I always check too late to engage any real dialouge, but kelgela, if you see this, tell me more!

anonymous said...

John Mayer looks like he smells bad.

kelgela said...

@E Gee Be I don't know much but I heard she met with them for about an hour to discuss what was going on.

Moonmaid said...

Katy Perry can have anyone in the world and she picks THIS GUY??? He has proven himself to be someone who tells tales on his exes and acts like a complete douchebag. Bad, bad track record. Why would she choose him? I understood Russel Brand because at least he is hilariously funny. But Mayer is just a Tool. A Tool! And yes, I capitalized it!

Henriette said...

If I were Katy, I would have kept the guitarist from Florence and the Machine. That guys is uber-fine.

KellyLynn said...

Poor Jenny McCarthy. She seems to be going through some sort of mid-life crisis. That's the only reason I can think of for her attempting to recreate her Playboy days.

Redheat said...

I'm on the Katy "what the hell are you thinking" train. I get that John can pull you by acting all insightful and sensitive with a bad boy twist, but UGH, he's not even good looking anymore, Plus god knows what disease you could get from him.

Jenny, you are a beautiful woman, no need to try so hard.

Please tell me that the Cliffs of Dovers pic is a joke, please.

Kim D Esq said...

John is unattractive, and his music is awful. Then again, Katy has a thing for man whores.

I do not see the appeal of that idiot.

Agent**It said...

Jenny, I blame you for contributing to the outbreak of whooping cough.

Brown Lori said...

LOL @ discoflux comment...and yeah i see john mayer and i cant help but think of his gross fetish, even if it is true or not...heather locklear looks good but she looks her age jenny still looks like she is in her 20s there..

ericaomega said...

@ Brown Lori
Jenny has been so obviously photoshopped. She does not look like herself. Heather Locklear looks great to say she just finished playing tennis and does not appear to have on makeup.