Friday, August 24, 2012

Random Photos Part Three

A reader took this photo of Matthew Broderick and Sarah Jessica Parker actually eating. This is Pulitzer Prize stuff here. An actual food eating sighting of Sarah. Who knew.
Meanwhile, another reader captured Ron Howard with his family waiting for a baby. The paper in Ron's hand is the actual Arrested Development script for the show he will be making his acting return in.
Celine Dion says these photos represent the way she is in her real life. With Rene? Seriously?



David Beckham seems to have enjoyed the photos.
Drew Barrymore just can't believe it was Celine.

59 comments:

Ingrid Superstar said...

Was Jessica Chastain also part of Ron Howard's group?

Leisa said...

those celine pics are laugh out loud ridiculous.

Alicia said...

I love the creeper reader photos!! Too funny.

discoflux said...

That could just be a napkin shoved into SJP's cheek, too. "I'm going to wear giant sunglasses indoors so no one will notice me."

Soooo... Celine is a Kardashian?

jbeebs said...

I like the Celine pictures. What is wrong with me today?! HA!

beachbum said...

Drew looks like someone just told her they make maternity clothes so she doesn't have to walk around with her pants unbuttoned and belly out anymore.

Celine always seems like she tries so hard. Her voice is beautiful. See I can say something nice.

Sylvia said...

I've never liked Celine, don't know why just don't. Also her husband is a perv from what I have read on complaints of housekeepers on him.

goes in circles said...

HA! Lol @disco...the sunglasses comment.

I find it funny they are both on their phones rather than interacting with one another. I hate when my bf texts when we're eating. I suppose these two have busier lives and shit to take care of. Either that or they don't like each other.

libby said...

I think Drew looks cute. Definitely comfortable. I'm sure it hard being that big in August.

Patty said...

I think the photographer did a nice job with Celine. And considering she had twins not that long ago, her body looks pretty good.

Danielle said...

@Ingrid I just clicked on the comments to see if anyone else said it yet! lol
Wonder is Sarah and Matthew even said a word to eachother during lunch?
Drew does look very cute pregnant

MISCH said...

I'm with Drew, Celine is ridiculous

MISCH said...

Does anyone know if Amanda Seyfried is in New York ?
I was walking my dogs and saw this beautiful collie mix I think, beautiful dog...and looked up to see who owned him and I swear it looked just like her...tiny girl.

Henriette said...

Why is Celine Dion trying so hard? These pics are circa 1990. She looks like she is trying to channel Janet Jackson from 1990. Her and JBlow should get better handlers to explain it is the 21st century.

MBk said...

I just don't get why SJP loves the color gray. She wears it every day and it really is just not her color! #50shadesofsjp

EmEyeKay said...

If I saw Ron Howard in person, I'd jump all over him. He's a talented man, would love to shake his hand.

ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT! Can. Not. Wait.

MontanaMarriott said...

I love Celine but those pics are airbrushed to the heavens as well as aided by some cosmetic work she recently got done.

Is she the answer to the BI Enty posted about the singer who is he never would believe in a million years is actually a lesbian?

AKM said...

I've heard that SJP actually eats like a normal person. Be nice.

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lazyday603 said...

Can a Celine sex tape be far behind? Start that clock.

MBk said...

Why the long face, Celine?

Shit You Can't Buy said...

Can I honestly say I find these photos of Celine hotter than the Nicole Kidman-ones from a couple of days ago? *yes you can shoot me now, I will forgive u*
For some reason I have a soft spot for Celine. I can't stand her music and manic eyes, but she seems like a sweetheart, a bit odd though. Nicole always seems to keep up appearances and might need to get f..cked properly. xD

astrogirl said...

Celine is a Sony artist and I have heard her sing without a mike or backing track, she has quite a range, she isn't MV

kim butler said...

Luv Celine but not to fond of the photos. Also Drew, you know I luv you to but that outfit and no bra! Come on now. Smooches!

seaward said...

I think Enty has said MV was born in the USA, which is what knocked Shania Twain out of the running? Been awhile since I read it, but iirc, it wouldn't be Celine either based on that.

I have always been so disgusted by her & her husband. I remember reading about them when I was a kid and thinking, "That's like me marrying my grampa..." I thought maybe I would look at it differently when I grew up, but no. Still fucking gross.

ureallyannoyme said...

I read her book -- when she described the day Rene gave in and she lost her virginity 25 or so years ago -- and I'm guessing girlfriend is feeling a little deprived. He's getting close to elderly, and she's hard-up.

I just grossed myself out.

And she was eliminated as MV because she wasn't born in the U.S.

Del Riser said...

That's Sarah's tongue in her cheek cuz' someone thought they caught her eating.

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Jessie said...

Mr Profane, it sounds like you're working on a Dan Brown novel.

Enty's email is entlawyer90210@yahoo.com

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smashbash said...

Your to cute. :) mr detective.

lutefisk said...

The photo of SJP and Matthew Broderick was taken yesterday out in the Hamptons. They have a home around the corner from a friend of mine. She said they are rarely seen together. This was a unique appearance together.

lutefisk said...

The photo of SJP and Matthew Broderick was taken yesterday out in the Hamptons. They have a home around the corner from a friend of mine. She said they are rarely seen together. This was a unique appearance together.

smashbash said...

B- I don't know what you're on to. But it's juicy.
I don't feel smart enough to even begin the task at hand.

lutefisk said...

Sorry for the double post. I am on my phone and not sure how to delete it.

astrogirl said...

B Profane I believe MV used to be on Sony, a protege of Tommy Mottola, actually.

Pythia said...

Celine photos are not good... sad, really.

fancyscreenname said...

sjp probably has a good metabolism...She is just one of those skinny chicks thay can eat and still b skinny. Celine looks good....

Roman Holiday said...

BProfane please tell me which post so I can try to figure it out too!!
We will have our own little blind going on:)

KarlsJ26 said...

Roman - the blind item about the celeb/model. And Himmm has joined in.

parissucksliterally said...

Celine looks beautiful in the 3rd picture! wow! But what a joke, that this is how she is in real life. Suuuuuuuuure.

Roman Holiday said...

KarlsJ26 thanks I found it but I still have no clue!!!

I will have to just keep reading.....

KarlsJ26 said...

Same Roman. I tried as well but my head started hurting. Hopefully BProfane will give us a few more clues. Hmmmm, a blind within a blind.

Roman Holiday said...

It just doesn't seem right if we figure out who it is - but I am thinking I have a good idea!!!!

Yaaa me - which means I am probably wrong:)

KarlsJ26 said...

Good luck Roman. And let me know how you go.

Alwaystrue2003 said...

I see Matthew Broderick in NYC on the West Side for take out and he is alone and just as engrossed in his cell phone as he was in that photo. He was nice though when I said hello once.

zeldafitzgerald said...

Celine Dion looks like she's gone out and gotten some of those "personal photos" that suburban moms get.

Agent**it said...

Drew looks like she borrowed those pants and shoes from RDJ 's personal wardrobe. She looks wonderfully natural!

*girl said...

@B.Profane: I had a guess that I was confident about a few months ago and Hiiiimmm asked me to take it down. I'd like to compare notes.

Popnursing said...

Celine has always made me stabby. She comes across as self-absorbed beyond compare. Obviously these pictures do nothing to change that impression. But the fact she gets to walk abound with that bangin' bod really makes me hate her. I'm 5'3" with legs like tree trunks. :€ grrrrrr

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MissCrop609 said...

I don't care what anyone says. Celine reminds me of Olive Oil, dressed up or not.

Amber said...

Hmmm. B - I can't do any real research, because I'm on my iPhone on a roadtrip but I feel like my obvious guess may be correct. If it is, brilliant.

WUWT? said...

Ron Howard was in all the Arrested Development episodes as the narrator. Will he be in the movie-eps as a character or still as a narrator? "His acting return" makes it sound like he'll actually have an on-screen role.

motcollins said...

Did SJP and MB not bring a comb to the Hamptons?

I'm sure Celine had fun doing those pics. Maybe she even beat her chest.

Drew looks like she is in oven-stuffer-roaster-that-little-thing-popped-up mode. Can't be bothered to worry about fashion, just wobble through the day eating, drinking and peeing.

*girl said...

Then I think we're all on board? Because I feel confident my answer to be true.

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califblondy said...

What blind, where? I leave for a few days and miss a lot!