Thursday, August 16, 2012

Random Photos Part Two

I seem to recall a time when there were photos of John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston in a pool together. That ended well didn't it?

Speaking of Jennifer Aniston, this is Justin Theroux all wrapped up and on his bike and unable to answer any questions about anything.
Katie Holmes sent some movers to take her things out of Tom Cruise's house.
Kylie Minogue out with her boyfriend.
Kelly Osbourne at the same event as
Kate Upton.
I was going to say Lindsay Lohan actually looks pretty good in this photo and then
I looked at her hands. She has the hands of a 75 year old chain smoker.

58 comments:

Ingrid Superstar said...

I know it's just perspective(or is it?), but that dude's arm is longer than Kylie Minogue.

Vicki Cupper said...

lol I love that picture!

libby said...

Lot Lizard alert!

Seriously, she has the skin of a Florida highway hooker.
I hope the store detective is all up her ass there!

Colleen said...

Ugh Lindsay's finger nails are gross. How dirty are they that you can see the dirty on them from a picture?

.robert said...

That's her new Dirté brand nail polish.

smashbash said...

Oh Lindsay and Her wacky antics.

The person who took the Katie Perry pictures is an ass! He obviously was at the party in The pool with them. Have some boundaries people.

skimpymist said...

Love kate upton.I could look at her cat daddy dance video all day. Wish I could dance like that

Comma Chaser said...

John Mayer: The thinking woman's Sloppy Seconds.

RenoBlondee said...

I swear John Mayer must be the best lover in the whole entire world. WTH?
I really can't stand Kelly's lavender hair. Yuck.

rejectedcarebear said...

I really dislike that John Mayer is such a dirt bag in real life cause his music is so so good. Even his O! Face when he plays guitar..I love it cause he's so into the music. I even like his tattoos. "Slow dancing in a burning room" is a wonderful song. I'll stop now.

katsm0711 said...

I went to highschool with John Mayer and yes he was a egotistical musician but he really was the best. He also couldn't get a date to save his life bc he was a nerd. He had crushes on the blonde cheerleaders who wouldn't even speak to him so now I see a sad man making up for his teenage dorkiness which turned into ex boyfriend dickiness?

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Welldun said...

@Comma Chaser lol

MBk said...

Kelly's head is huge. "Look at the size of 'er head! Her head's like Sputnik. Spherical, but quite pointy in parts!"

Miguela said...

Kylie looks like she's 2 feet tall!

libby said...

katsm....I dated a guy just like that. A late bloomer, and when he bloomed, he left me to chase cheerleader/Prom Queen types. I am more of a Plain Jane.

That was 15 years ago. He STILL tells me how wrong he was. Now he's married some other Plain Jane and has a baby though. It's never made me feel any better about him, all the apologizing he's done.

Sandy said...

It's official: Katy Perry is rounding in on Rhianna in the Female Pop Star With The WORST Taste In Men Sweepstakes. Bleah. Mayer is sleazing all over her in that photo and she appears to be loving it.

dia papaya said...

It makes me crazy when I see guys on motorcycles wearing shorts! At least he's not wearing flipflops too like they do in Florida.

Sorry - I'm a nazi about my moto gear. Full gear all the time. Always.

Texshan said...

MBk, thank you. I LOVE those bits in SIMAAM.

I cannot believe LiHo was trying on different hats in the store. Can you imagine the cooties she left in those things? They should be burned immediately.

Love Kate Upton. Can't believe the pro-ana crowd claim she's fat and disgusting. Sickos.

Looks like Katie borrowed Courtney S.'s bicep cuff for the day. Classy.

Bluevelvet said...

My husband looks a lot like John Mayer.

auntliddy said...

I couldnt care less about mayer and his various dates. Dont these women see he has no boundaries and is going to spill their sex life secrets any minute? Like he has 10 times before? Ugh. Poor kelly looks just like her dad and that my- little- pony - hairdo isnt helping at all.

LadyLagerfeld said...

Can the world stop trying to make Kate Upton happen?

And how many ponies lost their tails for LiLo's mane?

Carrie L. said...

Enty, that's not a picture of Justin Theroux. Justin has tattoos all over his legs; this guy on a bike does not. I'm reading that it might be Orlando Bloom...this mistake has happened before.

Frufra said...

@dia - my thoughts exactly. Think about how much skin will be removed if he has an unfortunate meeting with asphalt - yuck.

Frufra said...

I think Lilo knocked some third grader over the head and swiped her shorts. Egads. A third grader would have cleaner hands, God willing. Double egads.

Bluevelvet said...

I think Katy is with John so her next album will be about breakups and she needs more material.

trogdor said...

PODS are awesome!! Just moved and needed two of those. They just drop it off and you can take a week if you want filling them. And they're only as wide and long as a parking space, so you can leave it in the street, too!

Love those things, highly recommended!

dia papaya said...

Frufra, road rash is horrible. You know what else is horrible, getting burned with a cigarette butt that someone throws out their window at 60 miles an hour. Or giant bugs that explode on you. Gear is important people. And don't litter!

*moto girl for 10 yrs*

ClaireFrasier said...

I *almost* like Kelly's dress..

There's something wrong with the stomach area--it makes her look overhang-y, but it that were fixed, it would be a cute dress.

yodelay said...

John Mayer's sleeze comes through loud and clear in pic #2. Yuk!

califblondy said...

Dia, I love my shorts, but I HATE to see anyone on a bike or even a scooter wearing shorts and tank top. No matter how hot it might be I always wear jeans, t-shirt, HD boots, and helmet with face shield.

Ima Guillotine said...

I wonder if John Mayer bothered to shower before going in the pool, or just let his slime wash off in the pool so everyone had to swim in his oil slick.

astrogirl said...

I feel for you dia. I hate people who throw things out of the car window. Even when I was a smoker, i was always very conscious of my butts. I would carry an old style film canister everywhere.

hotchacha said...

I hope Katie Holmes has her stuff screened for surveillance bugs. Crazy COS.

Snakeoiler said...

Oh, that was Katy Perry? Well, whoever it is is going to have a miserable time with that sunburn.

Sunny said...

Who makes Kate Upton's dress? I think I have to have it, and she looks sensational. (Is that a word a youngish person uses? I dunno)

re: Lilo
You guys know I try not to say mean stuff, but those nails. THOSE NAILS! I'm not a fan of Lee press-ons, but I'll make an exception in this case. To CVS - STAT!



fancyscreenname said...

Mayer (not a musical fan) is looking quite fuckable in that pic. Word must b getting around hollywood about that driftwood he lugs about in his trousers. I am assuming as much. If not, WHY would they?

Liz said...

I totally thought Kelly O was Angela Landsbury from the head up.

Liz said...

I totally thought Kelly O was Angela Landsbury from the head up.

All about Eve said...

Hahahaha!!! That explains everything!

Brown Lori said...

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dia papaya said...

Astro are you still around? Read your tarot comment. Even more excited about the boat trip! What was the name of that new age town you think we should go to?

astrogirl said...

dia , hi lovely Byron Bay or Mullumbimby.. The whole shire actually, Ithey all live up in the hinterland, The place we are moving to will be a 2 hour drive from there, can spend some quality time. Depends on the experience you,want. I love Bondi and the city has its charms, but I am really looking forward to having more space and some land and wildlife.

astrogirl said...

dia. I have a treasured deck of cards. I rarely use them these days (they are well wrapped and safe) but I am going to take them out this weekend a do a reading.

astrogirl said...

I will check back here in the morning dia

dia papaya said...

Sorry astro. I passed out! Finally got a good nights sleep. A good night's sleep is better than any drug anywhere! I feel like I just slept for 12 days instead of 8 hrs.

Readings! I have a set too but I never really learned how to use them correctly. I just pull one card when I need some help or look in the book. Tarot is a hard thing to master. Good on you :)

Mullumbimby!!! Aussie towns have the best names :)

figgy said...

@ katsm0711 THANK YOU! I love stories like that, from people who knew celebs back in the day. :-)

NYCGirl said...

Before I realized it was John Mayer, I thought, "ooh, that guy is cute." :?

astrogirl said...

Good morning dia, glad you got good zzzzzs. That's one thing I never have issues with, I can sleep anywhere. ;).

The thing I love about tarot is if my subject concentrates really hard and shuffles properly, even a skeptic will have a true reading and it's hard to ignore when the cards are describing actual events and people in your life that are influencing your question.

They are very intuitive, you don't need the know all the interactions by memory, it's ok to look up each card as you go, the intuition comes in to decipher which meaning fits the situation best. I can usually look at the layout before i begin and know the subject of the question.

astrogirl said...

Your grandma sounds cool. Sounds like she is still guiding you. I have only experienced that once. I heard my grandpa walking around the house (he used to have squeaky slippers) the night after he died, but that's it.

I have intuition, I say random things and they happen, but I have no way of knowing any significance at the time that I said it. Does that even make sense??

Have you tried relaxation exercises in bed. If stressed out I start at my feet, I flex and concentrate then relax moving slowly up the body. This helps me

dia papaya said...

And.... I'm back!

I think my sleep stuff is hormonal. I'm at the begining of perimenopause. Which SUX! The ladies of my family seem to have problems with sleep as they get older. I'm workin' on it though.

This was a rough week. My other psychic friends have been having a hard time too. I think that Mayan Calendar stuff may be real. Not the end of the world, but a shift to higher frequency. God that sounds crazy right?

dia papaya said...

I try to have a sense of humor about it all bc it's a bit weird to most people. My BF is VERY skeptical and is always giving me a hard time about it. We used to have a $50 limit on invisible stuff. He calls it my invisible hobby. Hahaha!

astrogirl said...

I have visited a few of the worlds different pyramids so nothing surprises me except that we've lost or been prevented from knowing a lot of important things, over the years.

astrogirl said...

I want to have a real conversation dia, we will have to chat offline sometime soon

dia papaya said...

Yes! For sure. I gotta get ready for dinner. Have a great weekend!!!

astrogirl said...

Thanks, you too. ;)

doctressjulia said...

auntliddy: FOR REAL. John Mayer is a chunk of steaming shit. His music? OVERrated. Big time.

I blame the societal Stockholm Syndrome.