Friday, August 03, 2012

Robert Pattinson Is Missing


It turns out that Robert Pattinson is not staying at Reese Witherspoon's ranch in Ojai. Apparently some tabloid went out there and camped out and didn't see the guy. So, he is missing, but for those of you who have hopes and dreams that Rob and Kristen Stewart will reunite and be together, they are talking. That would come as great news for Summit who contrary to their public statements about the movie and the press tour are worried a lot about how this is going to play out. They want the press tour to be about the movie and not the personal drama between the pair. They are afraid that neither one of them will stick around past the first question about the affair and that each press run will be a nightmare. Plus, since it is the last movie, both of them might just say f**k it and walk away and not do anything. That would be the more likely scenario for Robert since he does not really care if he is in big studio films, but Kristen does so does not want to make anyone angry at her.

40 comments:

Vicki Cupper said...

Here he is!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAA1xgTTw9w

shauniebear said...

If he showers, he is more than welcome to stay at my house...

Linnea said...

Maybe he fell for the same trick as grandma Jackson? I'd check that ranch/spa.

FSP said...

Right on Vicki.

SaintsFan said...

I don't understand the flip flopping of all of this. Weren't they a fake couple to begin with? So is Enty talking about the fakeness carrying over to the publicity tour for the new movie? Are they going to act uncomfortable because that is what they are supposed to be feeling? None of it makes sense.

ABlake said...

Dumbest thing I've ever read,
As a matter of fact, I'm pissed at my own damn self for reading the whole paragraph.

RenoBlondee said...

They haven't done anything just about everyone else in HWood has done. Please.

seaward said...

How do you pronounce Ojai? I'm thinking something like "oh hi" and idk it's just making me crack up.

Vicki Cupper said...

You're right, seaward.

AuntJess said...

Swell I wouldn't say I'm "missing" him.

janele said...

Seaward, you must be much, much younger than me. Or, you never watched "Bionic Woman" or "The Six Million Dollar Man" back in the day. Ojai was one of the cities that those shows were set in.

Vicki Cupper said...

Lol, AuntJess. Yeah, I'm missing him about as much as I'm missing that dump I took a couple of hours ago.

*karen* said...

@SaintsFan, from everything that I've pieced together from here and blindgossip.com, it was a studio relationship but they became really good friends. So, they each had things on the side periodically, I guess, but the big thing was to keep their relationship A Thing with the media. Helps both their careers.

So now that Kristen was caught, RP's pissed as hell that she screwed up everything. Personally, I think that he has/had a girl that he'd like to go public with (according to another blind item) and didn't because of this studio relationship.

If what Enty says about him not caring about being in big studio films is true, it would make sense that Kristen was the one who wanted to keep up the ruse, he agreed because they're friends, and then SHE is the one who messed up.

How likely is any of this? Who knows?

K said...

Good god, how infuriating that people care about this boring ass "scandal"

K said...

Good god, how infuriating that people care about this boring ass "scandal"

K said...

Good god, how infuriating that people care about this boring ass "scandal"

Amber said...

I just wish that fucking movie would come out so we can stop hearing about "Robsten". Additionally, can we just stop with the combo'd couple names? They're so trite. (I realize that it wasn't said in this post, but still.)

Agent**It said...

He's not missing, Entwood. He knows where he is.

*karen* said...

@Amber, seriously! Didn't it start with JLo and Ben Affleck? Another reason to dislike that guy.

K said...

Arghhh stupid phone triple posting! And I agree that the combined names need to stop

Amber said...

Agent**lt - Is that a Stepmom reference?

*karen* - yup. "Bennifer". Which halfway doesn't bother me only because it's just her name with a B instead of a J. But so many of them are SUCH a stretch. It was cute for the first time 11 years ago but it's time to move on to a new played-out meme.

KarlsJ26 said...

Maybe he is staying with his nice, calm little fan from the you tube video. Has anyone checked her house?

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lolaluvs2snack said...

The studio ain't worried about a thing, these puppets are doing exactly as they are told...Stop playing enty

auntliddy said...

So, if you go off by yourself, you're missing? If the paps cant find u, you're missing? Its called 'privacy'. As in he wants to be alone. Is that so awful? I think its refreshingly normal!

Rose said...

They should probably check the other billion places on earth and then get back to us. Checking one place? Laziness.

MadLyb said...

I thought he left the ranch days ago. This is the most boring scandal ever - only 1 juicy item to kick it off and absolutely nothing since. Robsten needs to consult with TomKat and The Jacksons to find out how to play out a proper scandal. I don't like the combined names either, but they're easier to type.

jennifer hansen said...

that's exactly right

Barton Fink said...

I think being quiet for 3 days and going into retirement are not the same.

luckylass said...

Wish the movie would come out and all of the shitty cast and twihards would go away.

Not sure who I like least: Kristen or Keira Knightly. I got it, Kristen is the American version of Keira.

Robert said...

Personally, I think the man's a wimp, and I think that any idea that he might "give Kristen another chance" is laughable, not because he might not decide to accept what's happened and move on with her in his life, but because she'd have to be a great deal more foolish than I give her credit for being in order to take him back at any price. He needs her far, far more than she needs him.

Nina Roux said...

you guysssss I'm so confused. I had accepted that the whole relationship was a PR thing. And that the scandalous cheating was also a PR stunt. And further proof was that nothing we're reading about this has any proof (where are the pics of the uhaul?) other than "a source said." So I accepted that ALL of this is fake. But now ENTY is really confusing things and playing with my emotions. I NEED TO KNOW: IS RPATZ SINGLE. IS HE LONELY. DO I NEED TO LEAVE MY HUSBAND.

Angela Rynan said...

I think it's flabbergasting that, for two people who are highly visible and constantly photographed as a matter of their daily lives, they haven't just dipped below the radar. They've BOTH completely vanished without an inkling of where they might have gone.

No pappos have been able to suss out their whereabouts -- which is really amazing, considering how they're usually stalked like gazelles on the savannah. With this whole scandal thing, the bounty on photos has got to be mindboggling.

So how is it that two enormously famous, prime paparazzi targets have managed to literally drop off the face of the earth, with no snitches reporting on their location, and not even one grainy, surreptitiously-snapped image has hit the interwebs since all this broke?

THAT makes me suspicious.

auntliddy said...

Makes me happy. Shows they can be private if they choose.

Brenda L said...

I just feel like a terrible person. I used to like to go to Ted C's and type something like "I think Rob is cheating with Ashley" and then leave and then come back that evening and there would be like 1,000 posts cussing me out. But I did that just for shits and giggles, I truly always kind of thought they were really dating. I feel bad for some of the Twihards, some of them are very young and they believed in them so much and they still believe in fairytale romance and this has had to be really hard on them.

Seachica said...

The question isn't where is rputz hiding. It is what other woman is also missing, so we can know who rputz is ready to announce as his girlfriend. I want this blind solved

Marie said...

Ha!

Hendrix said...

Very doubtful they could walk away from the press tour, as it is most certainly in their contracts. You should know that Enty!