Thursday, September 27, 2012

Blind Item #3

What NBA all-star was confronted by a former A list tweener who offered her special services to the NBA star. He told her that he could have anyone he wanted and never has to pay. She replied that he has never had anyone do what she will do for him and let him do to her. Apparently the line worked because they were spotted leaving together about two minutes later. Guess he broke up with his girlfriend. Maybe.

80 comments:

FSP said...

LeBron James and Justin Bieber

crila16 said...

@FSP...LOL!!!

Vikingwench said...

That's not a confrontation; that's a proposition.

Audrey said...

Forget who she is, what would she do that no other would?

DewieTheBear said...

@FSP, you win the internet today.

Rowan said...

FSP FTW!!!

rhinovodka said...

LOL @FSP, yes!

Christina said...

FSP, you just made my day.

califblondy said...

OMG, I don't even want to get a visual of that one. LOL.

lazyday603 said...

A Man The Blinds and some player on one of the New York teams.

Ari said...

FSP for the win

Jihane-Fatim said...

i'm going for Amanda Bynes as the girl, i have no idea who the ball player could be.

Layna Day said...

FSP's got joke, LOL!

Tatyana Ali--Ashley from the Fresh Prince of Bel Air--was as the GQ cover party for LA Clippers PG Chris Paul. Chris is married, but Blake Griffin is single with a GF. And he was at the party. If she's trying to stay relevant, I could see it. But would she have been consider a tween star?

Basil said...

Lindsey? Not sure if she was considered a tweener in her day, but it fits.

Dramamonkey said...

I'm in with the Amanda Bynes being the former A list tweener. Sad, but it's all part of the total complete meltdown she's having.... I used to like her SO much....

timebob said...

ass to mouth isn't cheap.

ljsmed said...

FSP, you made my day! Hahahah

urban chaos said...

@fsp- was worth the drink on my screen! =)

Green Wave Gal said...

Ha!

dia papaya said...

So glad you're back FSP!

That was perfect!!!!

dragon said...

*dead8*FSP

jaariel said...

Never mind WHO, I want to know WHAT she could possibly do that she is so certain nobody else has or will do for him??

I'm racking my brains trying to think what could be so unique...

SilverOnyx said...

It's adrienne bailon.

SusanB said...

yeah - what exotic thing could she do that no one else (e.g. gold digger) would do for him? That's all I'm curious about.

All about Eve said...

I spit my coffee out! Lol!!

kelgela said...

When you pay for something, it better be good.

hothotheat said...

I hope this isn't Steve Nash. I love him with all my heart. This would be disappointing.

I don't think Amanda Bynes has been propositioning anything but lightpoles lately, not her.

Unknown said...

hayden p. - would take it - got in the ring with klitschko for some sparring

g.strathmore said...

Tatyana Ali (sp?) is gorgeous. I don't think she's blown all of her Fresh Prince money but if she has, I'm sure she has guys lining up to be her sugardaddy. Not her.

Vicky said...

I second Adrienne Bailllon. There have been blinds like this about her for a long time.

LetLoveRule said...

OMG, FSP, that was perfect!

As for my guess, maybe she's a highly trained dominatrix/specializes in kinks?

__-__=__ said...

Thank you FSP!

ElRod said...

Bynes or Lohan... we all know Bynes chases the "purple crayon" and Lohan will screw anyone/thing.

skimpymist said...

I'm onboard with the adrienne baillon guess

skimpymist said...

Adrienne Baillon was at the 2K13 launch in nyc where there were several NBA stars.

Sadie Goes Electric said...

its demi lovato and kobe.

Rebecca Black said...

Definitely Hayden Planetarium.

Unknown said...

"Purple crayon"? Really?! Racism is not welcome here. Take that mindset back to "the dirty" where they throw that term around plentifully.

T said...

NOT Tatiyana, she was there with her boyfriend, who works on that "Swim" show.


I'll go w/Amanda and any player.

cinephreak said...

She obviously made a joke, Simma down and untwist those panties!

Unknown said...

@cinephreak, how is it a joke to use a racist term? "Purple crayon" is in reference to a black person being so dark/black that they look purple or like a purple crayon. So I guess you condone racism & racist jokes?

I don't usually see racism here, it took me by surprise, usually I see witty clever comments. At least from the regulars, and she doesn't look like a regular. There is nothing funny about that racist comment, unless it's just funny to racists. I guess you found humor in it.

ElRod said...

Purple crayon refers to a black schlong... not the person themselves. Sensitive much??

Unknown said...

Which derives from the racist slur that black men's penises are so dark that they appear purple in color. Like I said, I guess only racists can see the humor in racial slurs. Racist & unenlightened much??

ElRod said...

http://m.urbandictionary.com/#define?term=purple+crayon

SiG said...

Get over it! Intention matters, I don't believe it was said with disdain toward African Americans....

ElRod said...

Let me remind u that this is a gossip blog... you will have a stroke real soon if this type of joke gets you ridiculously worked up.

Unknown said...

*Purple Crayon*
"Another name for a black guys penis. Comes from the fact that some black men's penises are so dark they appear purple in color.

Man Alexa can get enough of those purple crayons, what a hoe!!"

Source: your own Urban Dictonary.

SN: Jokes don't me worked up, racial slurs do. I usually rather like the biting humor from the "regulars" here.

Unknown said...

I agree intent matters & I think that it was said with disdain towards African Americans. Did she use a racial slur towards what Lindsey likes? Nope.

STFU. What intent did I say that with? Are you going to get over it!

Unknown said...

*racial slur or homophobic slur...

Unknown said...

*racial slur or homophobic slur...

H said...

Seriously lol'ing

g.strathmore said...

I had never heard of a "purple crayon" until it was defined here. What a stupid phrase. It boggles the mind how many idiotic racist slurs there are. It's like there's some secret redneck society dedicated to inventing yet another inane insult for non-white non-Christian people.

Gabi said...

Hayden....

ElRod said...

Bwahahaha...

Debutante said...

I'm kinda pissed I didn't know what Purple Crayon meant ! Besides, some white guys get serious "fuchsia crayons".
What's the big deal ?
Let's not have a big argument on this blog, please?
Can 't we all just get along ?

Michelle said...

I am on board with avoiding racist and other insensitive remarks. Some commentary has been pretty hateful lately.

Crystal said...

I had no idea what "Purple crayon" meant either.

Marie said...

Not to cause a fuss, but would it have been less offensive to you if it'd been 'chased black dick'?

Seriously - I'm actually interested, not trying to provoke.

MadLyb said...

I'd never heard that term, but it IS racist at most and offensive at the very least. What if a person of color said, "She chases the tiny pink noodle"? I think some might find that offensive and maybe a bit off the mark. I doubt anyone has a purple dick unless they've been dead for awhile.

Reducing human beings to body parts and skin color is something we as a human race need to move beyond, but apparently we've been stuck in this mentality for centuries, so I guess I'll get off my empty soapbox and take a piss in it instead.

PuggleMommy said...

It refers to the color of the penis, not the rest of the person (yes there is a difference in color). Kind of like "pink taco". I see nothing racist about it. All I see is someone getting bent out of shape over nothing.

PuggleMommy said...

For god's sake, Unknown, get over yourself. There was no disdain towards a black penis. It is a ridiculous figure of speech, but there is nothing malicious about it.

PuggleMommy said...

Someone of color referring to the penis of a white man as a "pink crayon" is not racist either.

monica said...

Well, they do look purple. No one is saying a purple crayon is bad or diminishing the penis because of its color...just calling it a name referring to the particular shade. That in itself is not racist. If I say, "the black girl" is that racist just because I am referring to her in terms of her race? NO. You can say "the white girl" and no one cares either. Just like it wouldn't be racist to say "she likes the white crayon" referring to a white penis. It is slang, not slur. Learn tge difference. I bet you aren't even black. I doubt black people get this offended over a black penis being called a purple crayon as you apparently do.

monica said...

And white people aren't actually white. They are shades of tan. Where is your outrage over that?

Unknown said...

Society has reached a new low. If one can get that upset about a non-derogatory slang term, they apparently have a easy fucking life. A descriptive term is not one and the same as a racist slur, you moron.

mesewprettyoneday said...

monica says: "I doubt black people get this offended over a black penis being called a purple crayon as you apparently do."

Why not ask one?

"Hey, mesewprettyoneday, does that term offend you?"

"Why, yes, yes it does; thanks for asking!!"

Blindfolded said...

Back to the BI... I think it's shaq and Amanda Bynes. Enty posted a picture of him yesterday. He's been an all-star, was in NYC and so was Amanda.

RobotBabs said...

I just can't stop laughing at the whole term. That's just baaad. I mean really bad.

Since I don't have a crayon of any color, and if I did it wouldn't be purple, I won't weigh in on the offensiveness. I do apologize for laughing. Sort of.

1Jazzimom said...

Lmao!!!

1Jazzimom said...

I'd never heard of it either Wouldn't use the term either. Thanks Unknown for sharing the back ground info!

Count Jerkula said...

Time Bob is probably right. If it isn't ass to mouth, then she probably tosses salad.

Tatyana said...

An entertainment lawyer who thinks that "to confront" means to proposition?

Call me yndy... said...

Showing that my age doesn't mean I'm not still naive at times... I saw "chasing the purple crayon" and my brain switched over to "Harold and the Purple Crayon." which didn't make sense unless she was trying to go to sleep or just in her own special universe.
Then I was stunned by the argument that broke out.
See? Naive.

DewieTheBear said...

Just to make clear, it is all right if I refer to a man's junk as his "third leg," so long as I am not color-specific? Got it.

southerner09 said...

why is it that it is okay to call white people "rednecks" and accuse them all of being rascist? what is a "redneck" anyways. a white, Christian from the South. How is that not rascist and condescending? but that is okay, i guess because we all belong to that secret society of rednecks down here.

Kady Kat said...

so what is the proper non-offending manner for stating that she "chases big black dick" as it's been revealed that she is a size queen and prefers non-melanin challenged folk to tickle her no-no place...

i am actually really intrigued as to how someone can linguistically spin this.

i think purple crayon is hilarious, just as pink noodle or pink taco is... If it is said without malice then what the hell is the problem, and it's not racist when race is the modifier in the equation.

Shane said...

I guess I better stop referring to my Latin bf's uncut penis as a "Turtlenecked Python"

Kathy Met said...

I had no fking idea what a "purple crayon" was until SOMEONE made a big deal about it...and I didn't care! Jeez, lighten up, bi-atch!

yodelay said...

I more offended people have turned the legacy of a great children's author into a schlong reference.

Aaaannnd, I think its Adrianne & I wanna know how she gets down!

Basil said...

When I first read the post referring to purple crayon, I thought it was about some kind of heroin. Like China white, but only purple. I'm kind of surprised that a phrase like that got everyone into an uproar because I can assure you, at least in the gay world, no man would be offended by that slang descripter.

Anyway, how do we know that Amanda Bynes likes black guys? I know she probably likes black outs.