Saturday, September 22, 2012

Dina Lohan Is An Idiot

Dina Lohan starts off well in her NY Daily News interview. She says that if she was to do Lindsay Lohan's life over again that Dina would keep her out of showbiz. We all know it is lies of course, but it sounds good at least. Dina made Lindsay star in 60 commercials and one or two movies by the time Lindsay was 11. That are the ones Lindsay actually got. Think about the number of auditions and callbacks required to book those 60+ roles. Yeah, Dina wanted someone to support her and found it in her kid because her husband was a degenerate alcoholic abuser. Dina veers off course though when she says that she blames Lindsay's assistant and friend rather than Lindsay for all of the trouble Lindsay gets in. Hmm, I don't recall Lindsay's assistant being at Dina's birthday party when Dina did shots with her alcoholic daughter. That is even worse than Brooke Mueller's parents asking her to tend bar the day after she got out of rehab. Dina then says the same thing she has been saying for a decade. That Lindsay is young and is only 26. Umm, so just a few years from 30.

37 comments:

Merlin D. Bear said...

Mother of the Century.

And the reason the Dr Phil show interview made her look so bad was the editing.

Merlin D. Bear said...

God I crack me up.

shauniebear said...

This trick is nothing but a delusional, coat tail riding enabler..no wonder LL is such a hot mess...look at the goddamn gene pool she came from! The apple never falls far from the tree...

cinephreak said...

I can't with this deluded heffabitch

dbfreak said...

OT -Shauniebear, I'm sad that someone's comments in a thread a week or two back made you feel like you had to take down your awesome avi :(. I'm mostly a lurker because I'm usually days behind the OPs, so I saw much later in that thread that the person was actually referring to someone else entirely. Just wanted you to know that if you didn't already.

As for Dina, I have no words that others haven't already said better :\

Robert said...

She's definitely in the running for the "Worst Mother on the Planet" award.

All about Eve said...

Delusion! Dina is thy name!

shauniebear said...

Thanks..I didn't know that. I couldn't figure out why I was getting crap about it because lots of people have pics. I was confused as to why me sticking my tongue out offended someone..lol!

hothotheat said...

Britney Spears mom said the same thing in her book.

donner said...

I just poked my head out the window...and yep, the sky is still blue...

Sunny said...

@dbfreak and @shauniebear

Thanks for pointing that out, dbfreak. Shauniebear - I just figured you saw the clarification. The person mixed up your name with someone who had an avatar of Lindsay Lohan!!! They were really confused and then embarrassed about their mistake

Pookie said...

this makes painfully obvious where LL gets her no accountability mentality & bad decision-making from. i'm still pulling for her, i'd love nothing more than to see her step up, beat the odds and rise above it.

shauniebear said...

I totally missed that. I feel better now. I was lost trying to figure out how it was so offensive. Thanks, y'all!

M said...

Maybe the answer to the question of why certain very rich guys still try to help Lindsay is that they know she really is like one of the horribly abused kittens seen on commercials for rescue shelters & believe they can somehow save her. When rageoholic heart attack faking Kate Major banging & beating dear old dad is the better parent, adding to the fun of being prostituted as a child star (literally at times), being the object of constant public scorn from ultrarich then popular Parasite & her BFF Greasy Bear Davis of the fire crotch calling; drowning yourself in all the finery you can grab, coke, alcohol & forgetting WTF happened last night starts seeming like a plan of escape from the painful reality of her existence. The Liz & Dick thing has also got to be extremely humiliating as the only role offered other than lying next to Charlie Sheen as a punchline; because once upon a time she was perceived as a talented child actress. Now she is going to be remembered as the person who topped Lifetime's previous most campy ridiculous production starring Tori Spelling, "Mother, May I Sleep With Danger" (I sometimes mused, isn't Tori's nose job just as bad as her acting);& that is why she isn't putting in much of an effort. She is truly worn out from being used as well as using: Domingo Zapata, don't let her down, if you really mean it more than as performance art get her out of acting once her contractual obligation to complete & promote Lifetime Channel's Masterpiece Theater Production of Liz n Dick: the fighting & the fornicating. She is 26 going on 86,she isn't able to save herself. BTW Where is Ali, the starved one they were grooming as the next ca-ching?

auntliddy said...

I fir one, cant even see the pics with these aging eyes, lol

auntliddy said...

God only knows what ali going thru!!!! Supp modeling in japan or some cowshit. Poor kid. All this mskes me want to know about dinas childhood and why she is so screwed up. I love when she says,"i was born in the business.". Puuuulllleeeeease!!!! Like her mither was ethel barrymore or something!

M said...

auntliddy, I suffer from a photographic memory, in case anyone wonders how I know so much. Dina used to prompt Lindsay thru her auditions & whatever you want to call child pimping by guilting her with this gem of a publicly revealed (by White Oprah herself)past delusion. White Oprah was going to be a star, herself, she was a former Radio City Music Hall Rockette, SAG member, been in commercials, blah blah, but gave it all up to promote Lindsay instead. Eventually, The Rockette Org called her out as a liar (personally know real former Rockette, they be strong sisters)& then everything imploded. Take it away Page 6 2007:
"DINA Lohan, the leggy mother of Lindsay, is always described as a former Radio City Music Hall Rockette - but she's not. After an inquiry from The Post, a spokeswoman for Radio City called back to say an exhaustive search found no record of Dina Lohan, or Donata Sullivan (her maiden name), ever being a Rockette. Execs at Cablevision, which owns Radio City, were said to be indignant anyone would claim to be a Rockette who wasn't. "It's like claiming to have a degree from Harvard when you don't. It's a big deal to be a Rockette," said our source. A Google search of "Dina Lohan Rockette" yesterday turned up 884 links. Biographies of Dina, 44, also say the 5-foot-11½ blonde acted on the Broadway stage and in commercials - also apparently not true. "Look in SAG [the Screen Actors Guild]. Look in AFTRA [American Federation of Televison & Radio Artists]. Dina isn't a member," said a family source. "She never did a Broadway show. She never did ads." So Lindsay was left with the horrible pain of knowing that all the guilt trips of her miserable youth was just a series of manipulative lies to keep filling up the cash register.

timebob said...

wow @M you are good, this is just one big family of sociopaths. Now Dina claims she wants to go back on Dr. Phil and explain herself. Yeahhhhh okkkkayyyy.

__-__=__ said...

Where's Ali?

ljsmed said...

This woman, I have no words.

I'll try to keep this short, if I can, I have had addiction/mental issues myself. My mother would never never never do that sort of stuff or let me do that sort of stuff in front of her. I've lied many of times about drinking/using and she knew I was lying, and called me out. Which in the end saved my life.

I'm on the better end of that stage but I can't imagine anyone getting clean/sober when your mother is partying with you it's gross, disgusting, irresponsible, etc. Lindsey IS an adult and I think she's a sh*t person, lIar, and theif, but she learned from the best apparently.

In my book the are both just awful human beings. Lindsey will never get better with this woman as a mother (and don't forget the shi* father she has). I'm totally disgusted by this whole family!

M said...

timebob, Dr. Phil be all about the ca-ching, too. Did you know he is not a registered nor a practicing pyschologist? He is an entertainment psychologist. "Dr. Phil" has a Ph.D. in Psychology. He is not licensed as a psychologist. He makes his money off of trainwrecks by pretending to help.
Not the worst though, the one that actually makes me the most furious is "Dr. Drew Pinsky" because he actually is an MD, licensed as well as double board certified in internal as well as addiction medicine but choses to famewhore with a bodycount which is becoming mind boggling. Yeah, he is a peach, back when he was on Loveline with Adam Carolla on MTV a decade ago advising teens he found his true calling. Fame whoring at the expense of the underaged. What kind of sick prick gets off on that? At least Adam Carolla wasn't pretending that "Loveline" was anything other than a commercial. He is a comedian.
The best way to predict a celebrity death by overdose is if they have appeared/participated in any of Dr. Drew's self promotion/entertainment formats. Because, surely everyone believes that the best way to get help for a serious drug/alcohol addiction would be on camera 24/7 via a reality show staged by addiction profiteer Drew Pinsky. Where they compete for camera time by getting sicker, not better. I'd rather watch the sex tape where then failed rapper obscure brother of Brandy pisses on Kim K-another real prize. Ray is still at the famewhoring, but he ain't no Medical Doctor. He was supplying the drugs that killed Whitney Houston though. Wonder who his latest trick be, still gets a revenue stream (little pun there) from Kim K tape.
Dr Drew is the worst, count the bodies.

jaariel said...

Over at Blind Gossip there's a recent reveal about Dina drunkenly, loudly sharing with a group at a party about Lindsays amazing sexual skills & conquests. She's bragging that her daughter is awesome in the sack because Dina taught her everything she knows. Dina's proud that her daughter is a starf*cker, because it gets Dina invited to Hollywood parties. I knew Dina was bad, but I really didn't think she was straight out pimping LL. There's more details in the Blind.

M said...

jaariel, yeah I know. The odd thing here is that the former Donata Sullivan, now known as Dina Lohan must have no sexual prowess whatsoever, cuz if she did, surely she could have married better than Michael. Easier to pimp the kiddy out than do the dirty herself. Getting paid 50k to up fake "Dr. Phil"'s ratings, the ca-ching just keeps coming. Comedy gold, unless you are Lindsay, worrying about what is going on with her younger sibs. Domingo was driving her around today so he must be serious in his attempt to rescue her.

auntliddy said...

Oh, i am ready for that!!!! Bring it, looney girl!!

AKM said...

I STILL hate the moniker "White Oprah." It makes NO sense. Dina has nothing in common with Oprah, and I don't even know how this nickname got started, but it's stupid.

Yeah, 26 IS close to 30, Enty. You can do math. Congrats. Some of us, especially those of us with substance abuse and/or mental health issues, just can't get it together until we're in our thirties. Myself included. So suck it.

PuggleMommy said...

While, I couldn't help but laugh a bit while watching her, I found this incredibly sad. Not all of her children are out of the house, this is what is "raising" them. It's not like they can call up their father for help. Growing up, my mother dealt with substance and alcohol abuse. It was a nightmare at times for my sister and I. We were lucky enough to have family there, to take us in while my mother got her shit together (more than once). I can only hope these kids have someone stable in their life, looking out for them.

PuggleMommy said...

As a person turning 26 next month, I refuse to face reality and see I am close to 30. You cannot tell me otherwise.

chopchop said...

@AKM: Dina Lohan calls herself White Oprah. Here's an excerpt from an interview she did:

“I love to talk,” Dina tells Star. “Lindsay’s friends call me ‘The White Oprah’ because they all come to me with their problem. I’m like the mom of these kids in the business!”

Source: http://www.popsugar.com/Dina-Lohan---White-Oprah-19381

chopchop said...

Can I just say that I am sick & tired of people saying Lindsay had no chance? And that her parents are to blame for what she does today?

I come from a pretty trashy family. Both of my grandfathers were alcoholics. All my mom's sisters & brothers have alcohol problems. My father was/is an abusive asshole who beat the crap out of my brother and emotionally abused me every day of my life. My mom is as codependent as a person can possibly be. Today I am a successful, put-together person. I graduated college with a business degree. I live a picture-perfect life in the suburbs with my extremely successful husband. I know right from wrong. Did I make a few missteps in my life? Hell yeah! But I was actually young when I did it (18-20) and I grew up and realized what I was doing was wrong and I was headed for a bad life. It's time Lindsay woke up and started accepting responsibility for her actions. Are her parents fuck-ups? Yep. Did they do a good job raising her? Nope. So fucking what? She's 26! She's making her own decisions now and has been for several years. Own up to your mistakes, Lindsay, and decide to change for the better. Anyone can do it. Trust me.

lutefisk said...

Michael Lohan came from a well to do family. At least at the time they had money. I am sure the money was a big attraction for Dina.

Mango said...

@ M - Until I read all that you posted, I thought that maybe Dina started out like my dopey, misguided sister-in-law, who has dragged my poor reluctant niece to auditions and modeling agencies across Central Florida (where Disney and Nickelodeon Studios rein supreme) until my brother called a halt to it. Sister-in-law (born-again and naive) just wanted THE WORLD to see what a wonderful, cute, precious, talented girl she had. Nope. Dina just wanted a meal ticket. What a cunt.

Mango said...

I'm SHOCKED that Michael Lohan comes from a well-to-do family. He seems like a chest-beating, wife-beater-wearing knuckle-dragging neanderthal.

Mango said...

I apologize for all the excessive hyphenation. It seemed necessary at the time.

lutefisk said...

Of course this could all be bullshit also:
Michael Douglas Lohan was born on April 25, 1960, to businessman Richard Lohan. His father, who had colon cancer, passed away on August 28, 2008 at age 73. Michael inherited a multi-millionaire dollar pasta enterprise from his father.
At age 25, Michael was married to New Yorker Donata “Dina” Sullivan (born on September 15, 1962). He became a father a year later with the birth of Lindsay Lohan on July 2, 1986. He next welcomed Michael Douglas Lohan Jr. on December 16, 1987 and Ali Lohan on December 22, 1993. His forth child, Dakota “Cody” Lohan was born in 1997.
After having been together for over two decades, Michael and his wife divorced in 2007.

M said...

lutefisk, IMHO All PR BS pertaining to wealth, show biz, etc that the the Mr & Mrs put out are just fairy tales. If Grandpop passed but in 2008, leaving Sonny Boy in charge of a multi-million dollar enterprise, that means he didn't get the money until fairly recently. Also a multi-million dollar pasta enterprise is typical Lohan vague...does that mean gross sales? Net profit? What is P/E ratio? Answer: it doesn't mean anything. Like this sentence: I am 5'8", a natural platinum blonde who has modelled extensively, appearing on the covers of Vogue, Elle, Town & Country, Horse & Hound. It is true because I said so. The World of Lohan where Daddy turns out be the good parent, anything can happen, might be real; but kind of doubt Daddy is still running after reality show paychecks because he is so rich. Of course, I'm a just a really really beautiful ditzy blonde, what would I know... ; M

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M said...

To those who requested I write my own blog pertaining to criminal profiling, personality analysis, first post is up today;
http://formercriminalprosecutor.blogspot.com/?zx=f6cff28ad75ccdbd
Should be open to all if not, write me at wakondapair@hotmail.com
As always, FormerCriminalProsecutor known as ;M