Kneepads Says Amanda Bynes Is Doing Amazing

I'm pretty sure the writers over at Kneepads go to some kind of fairytale finishing school before they can start writing for the magazine. Think Elf, but without the snow. In this world, everyone is doing great and no one ever has a bad day. They interviewed Amanda Bynes and could find nothing negative to say about her or her situation and said she was upbeat and polite and let her get away with a quote when she said she was doing amazing. They let her get away with saying that she does not drink or drink and drive. Fine. The breathalyzer was wrong. What about the photos of you driving and smoking pot? Never asked. This is a Kneepads world and people don't do drugs unless they admit it to the magazine without being asked. Locked up in a dressing room for two hours? Never asked. The magazine can't pry into something like that. Maybe she was having trouble squeezing into a pair of jeans. Let her have her space. The good news for all drivers in Los Angeles is Amanda is supposed to be moving to New York to start a fashion line. I do fear for the rest of the country if she decides to rent a truck and drive it herself.