Friday, September 14, 2012

Eva Longoria Confirms She Is Dating Mark Sanchez - Why Jets Fans Should Be Worried


All of you new York Jets fans might think that Eva Longoria dating Mark is a good thing because you won last week. You won big and Mark had a great week and it was probably because he is dating Eva Longoria and she was working her special athlete voodoo on him that she seems to do on all of the athletes she dates. Always biding her time. Waiting for Mark to finish going through all the models and actresses of New York and then swooped in. Yes, everything is fine right now, but what if they break up? What if mark decides he wants to fly out to LA for an awards show right after a game and starts missing a few practices because of a new reality show? What if they break up and then he ends up alone at a nightclub and gets hit by a piece of glass in his eye while two guys fight over who had sex better with Rihanna and has his career almost end. Then what? What if he cheats on Eva with the girlfriend or wife of a teammate? This can only turn out badly for you Jets fans. Eva says everything is going great though so no worries. Right?

25 comments:

FSP said...

I thought he was dating Scotty McKnight.

smashbash said...

I hope he wears a condom. For her sake atleast.

Worstcompanytoworkfor said...

so what who cares.

*karen* said...

FSP, me too!

DewieTheBear said...

Hmmm, I guess she gave up on the dream of being First Lady of Los Angeles in favor of Mistress at the Meadowlands.

Cathy said...

This makes me even more convinced that the blind the other day was about Teri Hatcher and not Eva, since otherwise Enty would be dropping hints here about her being clingy.

T. E. Cuz said...

Yeah, I thought she was dating Mayor H'wood... Mark is way hotter.

Layna Day said...

I don't see this lasting long. She's becoming too public with it, and Mark seems to play his love life a little closer to the vest. Also, I can see Eva wanting to get married and have babies, and I don't get the sense Mark is anywhere near ready for that. It'll be over by the end of the year, unless she's super clingy.

pilly said...

Is dating code word for BONKING?

DewieTheBear said...

She's also a bit above his usual age bracket for the ladies.

Layna Day said...

@ pilly: I thought the same thing. Part of me thinks that Eva was on Mark's 'bucket list.' Probably had a crush on her Desperate Housewives, and he looks like Jesse Metcalfe's sexier cousin so she gets to relive her gardener storyline.

Layna Day said...

Had a crush on her FROM her DH DAYS, yeesh!

Jazzy said...

So Eva is dating Mark while he dates other women, good for her! Really?! She went on tv to promote a relationship with a well known, bed hopping bachelor (who can hop into mine anytime)? Guess her career died with DH.

Green Wave Gal said...

Noooooooo! I'm a Jets fan and we don't need even more of a circus!

just curious said...

I'm sure her racist grandmother would approved. CUNT.

Tru Leigh said...

I thought she was dating Tio Antonio, mayor of LA?!?

Dementia said...

Not going to cheat with girlfriend or wife. Wrong sex

AmandaRed said...

Perfect! Then Tebow can be the starting quarterback!

MrWolf said...

Holy Fuck. If Mark Sanchez and Eva Longoria broke up in a murder/suicide, then the Jets plane crashed and every player but him died, Tim Tebow STILL won't be a starting quarterback.

I know he's gorgeous and Christian, but he's only been in the league for 2 years. It takes time for a player to develop into a good quarterback and he's not there yet.

DueDiligence said...

Anything BAD that can possibly happen to the Jets is good for America.

lilo723 said...

I cannot stand this girl.

Bangagong said...

When I first heard about this, I thought WTF because since he's been pro, he has made it a point to say he doesn't date during the season. He likes to say he's married to the Jets. I hope it's not serious because otherwise it's definitely bad news for the Jets. If he succumbs to the succubus, then you know Tebow will gladly take over Mark's slot.

Bangagong said...

When I first heard about this, I thought WTF because since he's been pro, he has made it a point to say he doesn't date during the season. He likes to say he's married to the Jets. I hope it's not serious because otherwise it's definitely bad news for the Jets. If he succumbs to the succubus, then you know Tebow will gladly take over Mark's slot.

Lelaina Pierce said...

I do think there is a fine line but not with an infant. That baby is RIDICULOUSLY CUTE!!

Also, my dog owns a bikini, so I'm not really one to judge anyone for dressing up their baby.

cowbulls said...

I can see doing her once to add her to some weird list of conquests but after that he should run away. CDC needs to be alerted if he doesn't wear a full body wetsuit.