Friday, September 21, 2012

Florida Couple Arrested For Pulling Out A Gun After They Were Caught Having Sex On The Highway

Florida does something to people. I'm not sure what it is. One Florida couple who are respected members of their Amelia Island community and are known by everyone, have found themselves in jail and charged with indecent exposure and aggravated assault. The couple were spotted having oral sex on the highway by a family. When the couple realized they had been spotted they began to give chase. They finally caught the family at a restaurant owned by the family. The couple got out of the car and pulled out a gun and threatened the family. The police came and the orange jumpsuits were next.

30 comments:

dia papaya said...

What. The. Florida!

You used to be the land of bright sunny beaches and cute cotton-haired snow birds. What have you done to yourself? Time for a statewide intervention!

*I'm stealing this phrase from someone, but it still applies, right?*

Amber said...

@dia haha totally applies. Think we have yodelay to thank for it :)

discoflux said...

Theys so sexxxay!

hothotheat said...

I'm not understanding why they pulled a gun on the family. Were they afraid they might spread the word amongst neighbors thereby tarnishing their reputation?

Lola said...

Oh, Florida...you crazy kid, you.

Amber said...

@Lola - That just made me LOL...a. Haha :P

Agent**It said...

We are a swing state.

New Life and Attitude said...

Now every single time I see or hear WTF it is going to stand for Florida. Which is fitting considering everything that is going on there. The Goldem Girls would be so ashamed.

Cleodacat said...

Oh Enty, quit picking on Florida, lols. I say this as I see Russia from my house in Alaska.

YourNameHere said...

What the heck is on that guys head? A black satin bow with a silver decal in the middle?

timebob said...

you better not tell anybody you saw us having sex or, or, or i'll cum on you!

Floria be crazy!

auntliddy said...

I dont even know what to say!! Sex in the street and then guns??? I'd love to hear their explanation. And yes, what is on his head?

Cryscee said...

We Floridians are not that bad.. but it sounds like it's a very good thing that I left two years ago. There is too much for me to even try to defend FL. LOL

Barton Fink said...

The newspapers have a great version of this at http://www.clickorlando.com/news/Deputies-Sex-on-Interstate-95-escalates-to-assault-with-gun/-/1637132/16678154/-/ohl6rp/-/index.html

Some richly Floridian notes are:

The eyewitness calls his mom for help during the incident, although he's 33.

The mom said "Bring them to the bar!"

There are some other funnies there, too.

rhinovodka said...

wow, that's just whacko.

LOL @Barton-"Bring them to the Bar!"

Robot said...

Why doesn't this site use sources? Often the stories here are very short and somewhat incompletely written, resulting in a unclear understanding of what happened. Would it hurt to throw in a link?

dia papaya said...

From Barton's article:

Gonzales is an assistant golf pro at the Golf Club of Amelia Island, and Welker is an ambassador for the Amelia Island Chamber of Commerce.

"It's crazy," Carr said. "I mean, they're really high up there and everybody knows them, so it sucks for their (reputation), but they should do that stuff behind closed doors. I mean, who knows who else has seen it. I'm sure we're not the only ones."

bobbi_1025 said...

@robot check news4jax.com. I saw this a few days ago and wondered how long till Enty put it up. Sadly, yet again this is the area I live.

Oh and the chick is the one who pulled the gun and she is on The Chamber of Commerce.

Hell while you are at it, look up the city council member who got into a fight at a hotel with a woman, drive home drunk, got caught by the cops and actually threatened and tried to bribe the officer.

Almost forgot, the sheriff isn't running for reelection due to being under investigation by FBI too.

Brenda L said...

Florida is so DEPRAVED.

Mango said...

It's the heat, folks. Oh, and the humidity.

Lola said...

It's the humidity...dry heat is much less crazy.

jennifer hansen said...

are you talking about rutherford? if so excuse my french but what fucking crackpipe are you smoking from? considering sheriff elections were last year and rutherford was reelected your statement makes no sense, elections are in odd years not even years soooo the next election is 2015.

1Jazzimom said...

Damn, chased by gun toting, public sex having cray cray's. They should be in jail!

thisoldbroad said...

Yep, everybody needs to carry a gun.

bobbi_1025 said...

No honey, Nassau County. Which is the county the couple was arrested in. I know how elections work since my cousin is the sheriff of one of the other local counties. Also my husband works for Jacksonville Sheriffs Office and has for 12 years. Plus I did for about a year so I know how it works.
And to answer your question, I don't fucking smoke crack thanks for your concern though.

bobbi_1025 said...

Oh and the election for sheriff in Nassau county was just a few months ago.

Dee Lurker said...

@ Brenda L, I made the HORRID mistake of going to UMiami for year and a half and this is what I say when people ask me about it. It wasn't a "party" school, it was too much sick shit to do, and not enough time to do it.

doctressjulia said...

WOWZERS. Florida, what's UP with you?!

doctressjulia said...

Dee Lurker...? Like WHAT? I burn with curiosity...

WUWT? said...

Not just Florida. In MN, a couple was having sex while driving (not just oral; she was sitting on him and he couldn't see the road). He lost control of the car and hit another head on, killing the mother in the other car and the woman on his lap.

Seriously, who EVER needs it so much they can't wait until they are home? Or even at a rest area bathroom?