Wednesday, September 19, 2012

Florida Man Pleads Not Guilty To Having Sex With His Donkey


A Florida man was arrested the other day after a farm worker called police to say that he saw Carlos Romero (above) naked next to Carlos' donkey and appeared to be having sex with it. Carlos told the police he was not having sex with the donkey but that he gets aroused when around animals and did get naked and has masturbated five or six times with the donkey. Carlos also told the police that people in Florida are backwards because they frown on "zoophillia." Is that even a word? Carlos said that he paid $500 for his donkey and he would like him back. I bet he would. The sad thing is even if the police find a home for this donkey which they are doing, this guy will just get another.

66 comments:

Syko said...

Oh god, here we go with the Florida jokes again.

Honestly, most of us here are normal.

rejectedcarebear said...

Jackass!

Seachica said...

He's sure making an ass of himself

timebob said...

OT but Lindsay Lohan was arrested again for a hit and run. OH the irony of her tweets bitching about Amanda.

Seachica said...

But your honor, he was an animal in bed!

Seachica said...

@timebob - look at today's first Enty post

Sarah said...

Now I have to compete with donkeys to get a guy? Fantastic

timebob said...

ah missed it! thanks @seachica didn't realize entry started so early today,

Jemtastic said...

LOL...I'm just here for the comments.

Thomas said...

When will Republicans/Conservatives/Christians quit being so judgmental and full of hate? The Zoophile Community needs to be embraced and accepted, not shunned and vilified. The stupid Fox News Zoophobes need to quit spreading their hate and prejudice. Who are they to tell Zoophiles who they can or can't love? WHAT DO WE WANT? INTER-SPECIES MARRIAGE!!! WHEN DO WE WANT IT? NOW!!!

shauniebear said...

I can only imagine the shit this guy is getting from his fellow inmates! Lol!

Baka Neko said...

Can't they keep him from buying another? I remember on the animal cops show they got it so someone couldn't own anymore pets because of the abuse.

Lissette said...

This is ridiculous. I am so embarrassed living in Miami. I wish I could change my address.

Agent**it said...

He 's illegal. Shock and awe.

VIPblonde said...

Gross, obvi. But that guy clearly loves what he does. That is one happy-looking mugshot!

discoflux said...

Hey, if the guy just wants to masturbate next to his own donkey - I say let him masturbate next to his own donkey. He should just exercise a little more discretion because you shouldn't be masturbating in plain view of people, regardless. That's just tacky.

Mari said...

You wanna know what I did? I, Juan Castillo, went to jail, for having sex, with a goat.
We grew up on a farm! I was lonely!

All joking aside, lock him up & prevent him having any animals.

discoflux said...

Club Dread!!!!


You win Mari!

Barton Fink said...

Ah Thomas, great mockery of gay and lesbian people. Always a classy one, you.

Thomas said...

Moi? I'm supporting an alternate lifestyle. There's just no making you happy is there, Bart :(

yawnathon said...

Vice did a short documentary on "donkey love" and another filmmaker made a documentary about men in a South American country who have "relationships" with donkeys. I found it quite shocking. I can't copy the link but google "reality blurred vice donkey" and you'll find the article. It's interesting but....

Barton Fink said...

Truly supporting LGBT people? Really? I think you're just a bitch, actually. Typing up Fox crap cuz you're alone and have no one to talk to.

Thomas said...

:0 you mad, bro?

rhinovodka said...

poor donkey and what a sick person he is.

rejectedcarebear said...

Haha yes at the Club Dread ref, an underrated classic!

ButterKwup said...

Barton, you can be offended because he's obviously mocking the LGBT community. I'm offended because for all that work, Thomas still wasn't funny.

Unfunny people offend me a lot.

Barton Fink said...

I'm uncertain what to say, Thomas. You addressed me in order to pretend to be upset about the word "queen," and I smelled what you were up to rather quickly. And now comparing LGBT people to bestiality? This is what Jeebus has led you to? Wow. I'm not really mad so much as depressed that this discussion board now hosts anti-gay trolls. Sad stuff, for a gossip blog. Why does same-sex activity arouse you so much, sad man?

goes in circles said...

Being an illegal is neither here nor there.
It is not only illegals that do this and commit other crimes.

misspeg86 said...

This guy looks like a nutter. His face says he totally effed that donkey!

ButterKwup said...

But he looks so happy in his picture...

g.strathmore said...

@Thomas, please troll somewhere else and stop spoiling everyone else's day.

g.strathmore said...

@Sarah, LOL!

@discoflux, my favorite quote of the day: "Hey, if the guy just wants to masturbate next to his own donkey - I say let him masturbate next to his own donkey."

Thomas said...

Barton, re-read my initial post. Nowhere did I (in your words) "compar(e) LGBT people to bestiality." If your panties are in a wad, so be it, but you're trying to put words in my mouth. And I called you out for using the word "queen" derogatorily before I was informed (by someone else on the CDAN thread) that you are gay. Not sure if that's true or not, but regardless, yes, I have pointed out what I genuinely thought was hate speech on your part. Lo and behold, since you're gay, it turns out that you're "allowed" to use that word. Good for you, I guess. Either way, scroll up and you'll see that NONE of my previous posts on this thread have said ANYTHING derogatory about the GLBT Community. Get over yourself...

Roman Holiday said...

I don't have any words for this post!

Do you think in 2040 or so Bestiality will be a thing and will the government decide if we are allowed to marry our animals?

WEIRD-O-RAMA!!!!!

party supplies said...

Hilarious!

Lola said...

Thomas, you and I (and everyone else) know very well that you were playing on the gay marriage debate and its so called, slippery slope, with your comments.

Prevaricating doesn't hide your intent.

Thomas said...

Perhaps I was simply trying to show Bart yet another facet of the Life of the Mind...

Lori said...

@ Agent**it - First of all, your comment is offensive. I'm sure you realized that, but decided to be a jerk and post it anyway.

Second, where did you find any information indicating that this man was illegal? The article that I read stated that he was born and raised in Florida...

Lola said...

And perhaps pigs will fly over my house tonight.

Del Riser said...

Can't he just join one of the Furry clubs or something and leave self respecting donkeys alone.

shiny_special_one said...

Really disappointed in all the lame references to gay marriage.

WUWT? said...

Seriously, what is wrong with people?

Lola said...

Lol, Shiny. Furries both amuse and puzzle me.

Agent**It said...

The police and ICE cannot ID him positively as he is a farm hand with no verifiable ID. Read more than 1 article.

Lola said...

I meant to direct the furry comment to Del Riser.

I wasn't mocking your comment, Shiny.

Nope said...

Damn shame if you ask me. He's actually pretty damn hot! Too bad I'm not his type.

Cornbread said...

Kinda glad this thread didn't derail into more Florida jokes. Although I didn't think I could get develop any deeper embarassment for my home state...surprise, surprise.

And that IS a happy looking mugshot. Hee-Haw, indeed.

gtzisshe said...

Co-signing with Lori.
But because agent is a constant here, I doubt few will bat an eye.

hunter said...

I'm just excited someone used the word "prevaricating."

A. R. Ray said...

Fornicating with the help!

All about Eve said...

Wow! The comments in this thread suck! Comparing this to the LGBT community and the illegal comment??

southernbelle said...

Does anyone know where in Florida? I am too tired to look it up. Sounds like something from our neck of the woods though (damn Everglades). Sorry long night last night up with the baby and the toddler most of the night. I swear they time it so that as soon as I get comfortable, bam the other one goes off :(

HellToupee said...

Filthy beast, not the donkey, but Carlos.

g.strathmore said...

I can't get over how cheerful he is in that picture. Oh Florida.

goes in circles said...

Yes @Agent, he might be illegal, but what does that have to do anything? You don't seem surprised to learn that an "illegal" is having sex w/ a donkey.

AndyCane said...

Is it weird to say I'd hit that? Carlos that is, not the donkey

mannyv said...

Well in his defense, the donkey was drunk and said she was over 18.

feraltart said...

Support for the Floridians from Australia. Visited Disneyworld and Universal Studios there back in 1997, people were lovely.

Popnursing said...

@Andy no!! Who wants to be a donkey's sloppy seconds?

PuggleMommy said...

Word.

PuggleMommy said...

I found Thomas' comment ridiculous as well. You were comparing "alternative lifestyles". One very big difference is that an animal cannot consent. If you want be to troll, attempt to at least be witty next time.

PuggleMommy said...

Argh, want to be a troll***

Sarah said...

Cosign, @Andy.

AndyCane said...

Ha ha true true!

Henriette said...

If he's illegal, is INS going to deport him with his donkey?

Lori said...

@AGENT- I have read many articles and none have indicated that he is in the US illegally, and the police report shows that he provided a DL, as well as a SS#.

That is besides the point, however. Your comments were baseless, insensitive and offensive. If you want to quibble about some other minor points, we can do that, too...