Friday, September 28, 2012

Lindsay Lohan Says She Is Just Like Elizabeth Taylor

I really want Liz & Dick to just air and get this whole comparing Lindsay Lohan to Elizabeth Taylor thing over and finished with. Let it air and let everyone have her laugh and then Lindsay can go back to her true talent which is stealing things. I will give it to Lifetime though, they are trying their hardest to make sure that everyone knows about this movie and I was hoping they would realize at some point they should turn this into some kind of camp version of Liz & Dick rather than attempt to make it look Emmy worthy or something. They have now released a behind the scenes video and Lindsay compared herself to Liz and how they are almost exactly alike.

45 comments:

lostathome said...

Lindsay, PLEASE.

VIPblonde said...

Does anyone remember when John Belushi did Elizabeth Taylor on SNL and was choking on a piece of chicken, then kept eating it? When will Lindsay be just like THAT Elizabeth Taylor? Because that's something I would sign up to see :)

timebob said...

and i'm just like Puff The Magic Dragon....

bitch, please

parissucksliterally said...

she is such a fucking JOKE.

Robert said...

Lindsanity strikes again. She's delusional.

alliwholovessomuch said...

oh no

Mari said...

Then I'm the Queen of Romania.

Elizabeth said...

Lindsay - you are NOTHING like Liz. Liz had her faults but she was fiercely loyal to those she loved whether it was Rock Hudson and her pioneering efforts to raise funds for AIDS or even when she rescued a messed up Michael Jackson. Liz in her own way was a force. You, Miss Lohan, took the support people had for you as a troubled child actress and threw it away with both hands. People like me will watch this movie for the laughs, not because you have any ability whatsoever to accurately portray Liz Taylor.

dia papaya said...

Lindsay was born in the wrong era. I've been watching Copper circa late 1800's. She would have made a great madam / thief / drug smuggler with grand wigs with overly rouged cheeks.

This movie will be a disaster. I hope someone makes a spoof cut once it's released.

Elizabeth said...

Oh and Lindsay, you look like a puffed up alcoholic. That's not going to help your flailing career either.

Merlin D. Bear said...

Well, I guess we can now safely assume that both Dina and Lilo share the same dealer.
Both delusional messes, both on video and the Internet for posterity.
Sometimes, I hate the Internet.

figgy said...

@VIPblonde HAHAHA!! Oh yes that was classic!

And yep, Lindsay's 5 years from that, tops.

SusanB said...

@VIPblonde - I remember that too!!! Loved John Belushi (his brother, not so much).

I dislike Lilo so much I can't even bring myself to watch this video.

dia papaya said...

The video won't even load on my computer. I took that as I sign not to watch it or search for it...

MISCH said...

Lindsay you're finished, you keep inching back to the borderline but never really get past it.
You are pathetic

Roman Holiday said...

So sad - it's a wasted life, she will see it when she is older, as we all see our faults when we get older! But in the same breath, she may not live to see 30.

Alma said...

At least maybe now we can stop idolizing these fool celebrities. We did it with Elizabeth Taylor and it was equally stupid then. That is the only comparison I can really make. They used to make an effort to appear so glamorous all the time and it was a rare glimpse of the hot mess behind the facade. Now we can finally see what goes on and it's nothing to be envied. Thanks Lindsay!

Texshan said...

Wait a minute, LiLo thinks she's just like Elizabeth Taylor ... oh, I'm sorry, "Liz," as she calls her .. because they both like diamonds? Uh huh. Right.

I'm the princess of Canada. But I don't have the paperwork to back that up.

kriss_t said...

She just tweeted how strong women like her mom and Justin Bieber's mom are...I kind of feel bad for Bieber's mom being put in the same company is Dina Lohan.

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anita_mark said...

I should start my shame shower scene now because I know I'll watch that movie... no, I mean film.

She has so much in common with her because they are in the public eye and like diamonds. OMG!!!! Twins!

I had to watch a behind the scenes video on YouTube so I don't know if it was different than this one but it was one of those typical ass-kissing Access type things where they glamourize the celebrity. Her first starring role in five years, oh my god, it's her comeback. Because she's a colossal fuck up, but that didn't get mentioned.

yodelay said...

This simple bitch needs to sit down! Wasn't she also just like Marilyn? Ugh, she's as stupid as her mother, she doesn't even know the meaning of ACTING! Here's a hint, it doesn't mean to act like yourself because you, in all your wretchedness, are just like that person. No wonder she is a horrible "actress" She can maybe win a Razzie, but certainly no Emmy and NEVER an Oscar.

katie said...

If only Roddy McDowell, Michael Jackson and Elizabeth herself, who are spinning at high speed in their respective graves, could rise up and start the zombie pocalypse on Lindsey and Dina.

I'd watch that. The movie, nope.

auntliddy said...

As my nana used to say," you cant get arrested for thinking." Silly girl.

Anotheramy said...

Yep LiLo knows just what its like to have the paps chase her around and watch her every move. Shes become an expert at... making sure they know where she will be.

lc said...

Oh poor Lindsay with her identity crisis. Didn't she also say that she was just like Marilyn Monroe? That she felt their lives were parallel? Now she feels she is just like Elizabeth Taylor? I hope she finds herself soon.

Kari said...

I think Liz just turned over in her grave. Elizabeth Taylor = class, Lindsay Lohan = none.

Hazeldazel said...

bitch, please.


she should've just said it was an honor to play her and be done with it.

Mrswife29 said...

At the Emmys, Jimmy Fallon joked that he was a nervous wreck because Amanda Bynes had driven him to ceremony. I think that moment marked the end of Lohan's career.

Caitlin Costanzo said...

Liz never went through a lesbian phase.

discoflux said...

Nice. At only 26, she manages to make her 44 year old co-star look young.

Her voice is so jacked up she sounds like she has permanently lost it.

NapAssasin said...

Why do people keep asking her, her parents anything, ever? I don't understand the point behind torture like this- its like pulling a fish out of water & watching it flop around before it dies. Ick. Waste of air. Enty, there are better things to tell us about.

Elizabeth said...

Haha Roddy McDowell! Instantly I saw a satiric horror movie of young Hollywood including Lindsay among others. And it ends with Roddy McDowell exacting revenge at the end.

Bluevelvet said...

The sad thing is she is probably right, they both started working young and had lots of issues. The difference Liz liked marriage and was still a great beauty and Lindsay looks puffy. What I would like to see is Lindsay playing an older Judy Garland.

lazyday603 said...

The big payday for the producers will come when the DVD "director's cut"/"European Version (remember when that phrase meant really dirty?)" is released. It will become a new camp classic on par with "Valley of the Dolls".

Phillipe Reynauldo said...

So Liz amassed her gorgeous collection of jewels by crack heisting them?

Mango said...

Usually the better clips are released as tantalizers, but she is FUCKING AWFUL in those scenes.

I wonder when the actor who plays Burton and some of the others on the shoot will start revealing what a joke she was on set. They will wait until after the movie is released so as not to submarine it, but you know they will reveal something.

Jason Blue Eyes said...

Lindsay still thinks she's just 3 1/2 years away from winning that Oscar she said she wanted so badly in April of last year. Sure Lindsay. sure.

crila16 said...

Liz is rolling in her grave.

Sherry said...

Ugh..This trick is all I can say. Luckily this never played for me so I avoided having to watch that crap. Skipping the movie too.

KatD said...

I couldn't watch the video, but I could hear it (technical issues?). There is absolutely NO emotion in that girl's voice. Oscar winners share their emotions; this "actress" doesn't share any of hers. I've heard more emotion by listening to people argue on the street than in these clips.

Bangagong said...

I am not subjecting myself to this video. But I saw another poster write that Lindsay keeps referring to her as "Liz" and if Lindsay really knew anything about ET, she would know that Elizabeth *hated* the nickname Liz. She always insisted on Elizabeth.

Popnursing said...

Timebob said it all.

bitch, please.

Tru Leigh said...

I knew Liz Taylor. Liz Taylor was a friend of mine. You, train wreck, are no Liz Taylor.

Steppy said...

I can't w wait to see this!