Wednesday, September 12, 2012

Random Photos Part Two

Win a gold medal and get invited to Fashion Week, where if you are Aly Raisman you get to sit to such luminaries as Michelle Trachtenberg, Katrina Bowden, and Lauren Conrad who seems to be going with a theme in her clothes this week.
Also at Fashion Week was the unnaturally tan Danielle Jonas and her husband Kevin who appears to have gone with a pirate shirt.
Kimora Lee Simmons is very very tall.
Jenna Dewan backstage at Fashion Week.
Holly Madison has a new line of pet products. Her job is to stand in front of them.
So, do you think Diane Kruger and Joshua Jackson will ever split?
Jennifer Lopez looks different.
The world through cell phone cameras.
Kate Upton seems to be everywhere these days.

65 comments:

Alicia said...

Oh dear .. Jonas Wife must be on the Lindsey Lohan program for self tanners.

smashbash said...

I really like Jenna Dewan's dress.

Grey said...

Love Diane Kruger and J Jackson together...

libby said...

Looks like the Jonas dude carefully considered he was going to a fashion show, so he chose his most 'fashion forward' look for the occasion.

Bwahahahaha...Sorry, I think his shirt is SO bad.

Cathy said...

Are we sure that Jennifer Lopez and Steven Tyler never got together during idol? Cause that picture sure looks like their spawn.

rejectedcarebear said...

Reveal on the other blind item today with Holly M..rich baby daddy who isn't rich anymore.

Baka Neko said...

The Joshua Jackson picture is perfect for my Fringe marathon.I don't care what people say season 4 is pure gold.

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Mother Campfire said...

That BETTER not be the impending doom hint of a Kruger/Jackson split.

libby said...

That dress that Holly Madison is wearing looks like it's one of those which is sold in a bag in the hosiery section of a Chinatown store.

Momster said...

The little girl behind Osborne and Simmons looks so unimpressed, lol.

Looziana Magnolia said...

Kevin Jonas inner monologue: "I'm sil-kay sil-kay!"

yodelay said...

I laughed out loud at the first two pics even before reading the captions. Then I had the church giggles at work!

IDoTheRobot said...

Jenna Dewan-Tatum is so gorgeous!

Del Riser said...

Diane Kruger might be tempted if she met Barry Weiss from Storage Wars, he made his millions in produce.

Sarah said...

Monster- She is unimpressed! I caught that, too, she's Kimora's daughter.

Kate Upton really needs a stylist, she has a great body but she dresses for a traditional model figure.

Looks like Mama Bear Lopez is letting Baby Bear dress her now.

parissucksliterally said...

I don't think the Jonas wife is unnaturally tan....it is the end of summer. She isn't orange.

oh J.Lo.....*rolls eyes*

MontanaMarriott said...

For a second there I thought JLO was the late Laura Branigan

goes in circles said...

@Looziana
LOL

@Del
lol...did he really?! I am so enamoured with him. My bf makes me watch that with him.

Kate Upton is beautiful but yes, I agree the way she dresses makes her body look so oddly proportioned.

goes in circles said...

The late Laura Branigan!
What?! How did I miss that?

anita_mark said...

Lauren Conrad is doing that stupid head tilt thing again.

Is that the Jonas brother who is on some horrible show called The Next? I saw a few minutes of it the other day and he (I think it was a Jonas) was so swarthy looking. Like his whole face was one big unibrow.

Roman Holiday said...

Love the little girl behind Kelly & Kimora - it looks like she is saying to herself - you ain't all that Kimora!!!! Love Photo Bombs!!!

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g.strathmore said...

Kimora looks good in that photo. Sometimes I see her and I think, "Wow, she's beautiful." Sometimes I see her and I think, "Whoa, she is goofy looking." Today is one of her good days.

LeGrange said...

Their love will never die. Unless the world runs out o cucumbers...

msgirl said...

I want Diane and Joshua to have babies. Is that too much to ask? They'd both be great parents. Of course they may not want kids, but no matter.... :)

ThatLady said...

I really hope your caption of Joshua and Diane isn't hinting at something. It's nice to see him happy and settled.

lostathome said...

Poor Aly Raisman, I hope Trachtenberg didn't give her hell.

CamColty said...

Atleast she's brown and not streaky orange!

Del Riser said...

@goes in circles, Yes, he really did. He and his brother ran a produce business into big bucks. Barry is worth about nine million, the richest of all the bidders.

I have a major crush on him!

califblondy said...

What happened to Laura Branigan? Wow.

The little girl photo bombing the two Ks is one of Kimora's daughters. They're not easily impressed.

I wonder how Kimora is doing financially?

parissucksliterally said...

Califblondy, Laura Branigan died a few years ago....

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bobbi_1025 said...

Every time I see Kelly Osborne with these faded out hair colors all I can think about is Mrs Slocombe from Are You Being Served?

luvgossip said...

I can't look at the Jonas wife. Her face is too asymmetrical. Laura Branigan died in 2004. :(

g.strathmore said...

@LeGrange, I see you did there ;)

misspoppypants said...

Am I the only one who thinks Michelle T has gained weight? At least 15 lbs. Not being snarky, just curious.

califblondy said...

Did Laura have brain cancer? It's coming back to me now...off to Google her.

Baka Neko said...

@misspoppypanys she tends to yoyo with her weight

Snakeoiler said...

Kate Upton isn't everywhere: she isn't in my apartment. But she is welcome here.

MM said...

I just shrieked in my head, "WHY WOULD YOU EVEN ASK THAT?!" when I read the Joshua Jackson/Diane Kruger caption. So I guess my answer is, "No. Please no."

Lucas said...

Okay, I am going to admit to being clueless here - what's the deal with Diane Krueger and vegetables/cucumbers?

MM said...

Lucas, check out this blind.

Jessie said...

So that Jonas is gay...in 1983.

Lucas said...

Oh my. That's pretty damned hot though, IMO.

whocaresnow12 said...

Kevin Jonas's shirt is more like gay man's Studio 54 throwback.

YourNameHere said...

I like watching Married to Jonas, I really like Danielle.

Jeneral said...

Michelle Trachtenberg wins the gold medal in bitch face.

Lola said...

Kimora looks like an Amazon next to Kelly (who I think is kinda tiny).

Danielle is strange looking but I can't quite put my finger on why.

PugsterMom said...

Haha! I was just thinking along those same lines!

PugsterMom said...

Bad fake tan. Bad. Bad. Bad.

chopchop said...

So Lauren Conrad is still a thing?

L-rod said...

@Del Riser I dig Barry, I would love to have drinks with him at a bar. I can only imagine the stories he has to tell.

Me said...

going to fashion week sounds so boring to me. (but then my wardrobe would reflect that!) does fashion week sound fun or interesting to anyone? seems like reading about it later, in a magazine or online would be more efficient.

Selock said...

It's really an industry conference like any other....just with outrageous parties, gorgeous people, celebs...

parissucksliterally said...

@YourNameHere: you admit that?

:)

detown359 said...

That's one of Kimora's daughters.

PugsterMom said...

Next to the other ladies, Michelle looks rather ghostly. She must be the only gal in Hollywood that doesnt have a lifetime membership at a tanning salon.

g.strathmore said...

@Me, I feel you. There are a million conferences I'd prefer to attend: Comic-con, thriller-con (murder mystery writers), the big auto shows where they unveil new concept cars, a dance festival, the state fair where I can see giant pumpkins, the list goes on and on...

Del Riser said...

@L rod, I agree, he would be a hoot. He seems to have quite a ribald sense of humor.

Alita said...

Me too! I thought I was the only dork that thought that!

PS - don't know if you're a dork or not, but 100% confident I am ;o)

bobbi_1025 said...

I'm watching Doctor Who on Netflix if that tells you anything;)
And I just hit my hubby up for a $950 handmade Doctor Who chessboard and I've never played the game in my life!

gr8p said...

LORD! That Jonas picture! hahahaha I.CANNOT.STOP.LAUGHING! ahahaha I've spilled my tea! hahahaha Thanks for posting that one. hahaha

misspoppypants said...

There must be some tragic reason why Michelle T. NEVER smiles. Any idea? Why does she still get jobs? She's got little talent.

g.strathmore said...

Regarding Michelle T., Maybe she's from the Posh Spice school of glamoooour, where not smiling = sophisticated.