Saturday, October 06, 2012

Blind Item #3

What former B+ list celebrity and now a fading C with big hair issues had his son go up to women and hit on them for the fading C lister. If they were interested in the C lister, the son would get their name and number. The pickings were slim, but the C lister says his wife won't sleep with him and is thinking of leaving him. Shocker. But, if he were to pick up women on his own it would look bad. Plus, he is old and creepy. That last part is mine, not his. But he is old and creepy.

38 comments:

moussemaker said...

Nicolas Cage?

Jeneral said...

Nick Nolte? Big hair issues makes me think of his crazy mug shot.

Beth said...

What about Gene Simmons?

NapAssasin said...

Jesus. I hope all these celebs have a separate account full of money for all the fucking therapy their kids will need. What am I saying? Silly me,, I was thinking of responsible, normal parents who care about their kids. Gross.

jane3113 said...

Donald Trump?

Nutty_Flavor said...

Cage is a good guess, but his son Weston is pretty scary looking.

Rick Wrinklebottom said...

Hulk Hogan? He's got hair issues, is definitely old & creepy, and has always seemingly had boundary issues with his children, so I coukd totally see him having Nick approach chicks for him...

:| raven |: said...

i like the Gene Simmons guess ^^^

nolachickee said...

@Nutty_Flavor - I came in to say the same thing. I wouldn't want Weston trolling for chicks for me, even if I looked as scary as Nicolas.

LiteraryLauraEtc said...

Trump

christine8car said...

Maybe because of the Hulk Hogan sex tape thing (blechh!) ... but it sounds like Hulk Hogan! I guess he was an Alist celebrity in his day for what he did. He does have serious friar tuck hair issues and he said his son's go's sister wants to date him ...but he didn't know how she got his number.

coolestlabtech said...

Alan Thicke?

christine8car said...

With, Rick on this!

SusanB said...

@Christine8car - that's exactly who I thought of!!! I believe he's remarried to his daughter look alike - probably she figured out why he married her.

Lauren said...

Donald Trump

Ingrid Superstar said...

Hulk has the most legendary Skullet. Well him and Riff Raff...

Maggie Casey said...

Hulk Hogan? I watched part of the sex tape on gawker (I know, don't judge lol) but after the passion, he was telling her how one of Nick's girlfriend's twin wanted to hook up with him (ewwww). SO I can see them doing weird shit like this. That whole family is so gross

smashbash said...

Just to be CRAZY Jason Alexander.
Hahahaha. I made myself giggle.

HellToupee said...

Al Pacino?

Silly Girl said...

Skullett....never heard that one before! Awesome!

Lola said...

I'm with Rick. Hulk.

Nick Nolte and Nicolas Cage would be referred to as "actors" not "celebrities"

Kenneth said...

Has to be Hulk Hogan

Basil said...

I'll go with Hogan too. Saw bits of that "sex" tape, and I got the sense it was set up (I mean the date, not the tape) by a third party.

Mooshki said...

Nic Cage may have slipped a bit, but he's still A-. Everyone knows who he is, and he can still open moderately hit movies.

Mango said...

OMG, the Donald Trump guess made me LOL! If only!

I'm with Rick - It's Hulk -- who is still bitter that he wasn't home when the grill people called so they called George Foreman next and history was made. Can you imagine it? The Hulk Hogan Grill.

bobbi_1025 said...

Have they ever said who the chick in the Hulk sex tape is? I remember when it first hit the web word was it was Bubba the Love Sponge's wife. Somebody broke down pics of the room and it was def Bubba's bedroom and he is now divorced. Oh and he was best friends with Hogan.

Moonmaid said...

Donald Trump.

g.strathmore said...

I bet it's Gene Simmons. Hulk Hogan is divorced already.

Dani Khal said...

Yeah, I don't see Nick Simmons betraying his mother by helping his father pick up women.

__-__=__ said...

Bubba the Love Sponge slept in a canopy bed?!?!?!?! You can't make this stuff up!

chopchop said...

@Ingrid: Riff Raff!!!! OMG I am actually LOLing! Hilarious!!!!!!

redronnie said...

Nick is a cutie, I could just pinch his cheeks..but I think it's the Hulk, he's a sleeze..and so is his son considering his conduct after the car accident and what was revealed in his taped conversations regarding his friend.

skimpymist said...

Am I the only one that thought the hulk sex tape was sexy. As long as you don't look at his hairline and bikini tan line its actually not that bad.

Mark said...

The skullet was was invented, like so many other things, by Benjamin Franklin, and no one can top his.

AKM said...

Al Pacino will NEVERNEVERNEVER be C-list. Not on this or any other planet.

Sorry. Big Pacino fan here. ;-)

Hulk seems to make the most sense.

Shit You Can't Buy said...

Hulk Hogan? This because of his sextape in which he talks about his son's friends who want to sleep with him. The whole family seems disfunctional, so it could happen.

And his hair.. Oh boy. I saw part of his sextape and it looked like a light was shining on his bare ass and hair: it both has the same color. white and ugly.

Shit You Can't Buy said...

@bobbi_1025: Yes it was the wife. Guy in the background was her husband, letting them to it and giving them privacy.. No idea what kind of arrangment they had:O Odd and creepy.

She did a statement on by now, it can be found everywhere by now xD

Caitlin said...

I would totally agree with the Hulk Hogan except who wouldn't run in horror if that nightmare of a son came within 10 feet?

Perhaps this explains the sex tape? An advertisement. Blah!