Thursday, October 04, 2012

Eric Johnson Cheated On Jessica Simpson

It is a great headline and when I saw it in Star Magazine, I thought to myself that Eric Johnson is an idiot. He has no job, no job prospects, but lives like a king so why would he want to ruin that? Well, it turns out that this is the same stuff that I talked about when he and Jessica first started going out. When Eric and Jessica started going out, Eric was married. I'm not sure if he is even divorced yet. Anyway, he cheated on his wife with Jessica and at the same time he was having sex with Jessica he was still having sex with his wife. So, yes, he cheated on Jessica, but it was a long time ago, and Jessica has paid Eric so much money since and had a baby with him and made him dress up as Ken so many times that it probably does not matter to her anymore. Of course, this could also be the reason why they have not got married yet.

54 comments:

rejectedcarebear said...

Dress up as Ken, as in her hair stylist or Barbies bf? I'm almost certain there was a reveal that JS and Ken Paves, the hair guy, were involved in some three ways? Maybe it was a Himmmm reveal.

Christina said...

Karma for her cheating on her first husband. What comes around, goes around.

Christina said...

Just read what you wrote rejectedcarebear. Holy crap, I missed that.

Silly Girl said...

Did Jessica cheat on Nick? I missed that. With who?!

dia papaya said...

I remember that CB! Maybe someone can find and post.

I'm thinking Ken the BF bc (to me) it looks like he's wearing a cravats or bow tie in that pic. Although, it could mean I need glasses in a serious way!

Why wouldn't Ken Doll leave his wife for the ├╝ber rich, giant breasted, sexual napalm that is JS. His wife never had a chance.

Christina said...

With a few people if you believe the rumors.Adam Levine for one and then there are the rumors of the jackass guy.

Silly Girl said...

I thought that was after they broke up. Seriously, Adam Levine over Nick? Nick is seriously hard-body hot. Don't know about his personality, but wow, that body. Adam Levine seems like a wimpy little whiner, but of course, I just don't like his music.....

rejectedcarebear said...

Thank you Dia! For a moment I thought I had dreamed that reveal.

I heard JS cheated with Bam Margera during the filming of Dukes of Hazzard.

Christina said...

I always heard it was during. She got in crazy shape for hazard, got even more attention and she hadn't been with anyone else, (I actually believed the virgin stuff with her) and realized that she wanted to know what it was like with other people and bam...cheating

Renoblondee said...

Didn't she sleep with Dane Cook too? Was that before or after her marriage?

dia papaya said...

She got married too early and I think her desire to play was only natural. Oh Jess! What a collection of men?!?

I had a huge crush on Bam back in the day. He's so trashy. I know!!! But damn, I woulda gone there. Then not now. I watched his stupid show too *sigh*

Caitlin Costanzo said...

Thyre that!

Caitlin Costanzo said...

**true that! Lol

auntliddy said...

Oh god, my eyes!!! Even at the thought!!!!! Mb they just all throw their extentsions on the bed and tangle them up, calling that sex, lol

Caitlin Costanzo said...

Yes she did. No idea with who but he talked about it in that solo album he released after they split.

Caitlin Costanzo said...

Johnny Knoxville **

Caitlin Costanzo said...

Now about this guy she's currently with..
How you get him is how you'll lose him. It's called karma darling!

dia papaya said...

Great visual auntliddy. A bed of hair snakes having sex!!!

dia papaya said...

Woulda with Johnny Knoxville too. Oh my God! Why!?!

Fortunately I have moved on to more mature men like THOR!

Amber said...

You'd think someone in her position would be wary of all the people just looking to get something out of her. This guy has never come off as anything but a freeloader.

auntliddy said...

I think she married young and missed alot because if her insistance on being a virgin. If she and nick had had a hot affair, eventually it wld hv burned out, no harm, no foul, but instead this pseudo religious crap- mysteriously not a consideration for her next 4 or 5 affairs- skewed her thinking and led to a divorce.

Christina said...

Could not agree with you more Auntliddy

rejectedcarebear said...

Haha good one auntliddy! I have a half day at work so if I get bored later, I'll go searching for that reveal and re post it here!

Audrey said...

If he was still married and having an affair, I don't think that's cheating on your mistress when you have sex with your wife.

MISCH said...

Still think she's crazy if she marries him. She has her baby write him a check and show him the door.

Nutty_Flavor said...

Diva ladies are often very, very lonely. In Frank Langella's book, Dropped Names, he talks about how terribly lonely Elizabeth Taylor was towards the end of her life. If this guy is her constant companion and makes her feel good, then he's earning every cent she pays him. Better than sitting home alone with her money.

dia papaya said...

auntliddy - she discovered sex and God became a little less important for awhile ;)

goes in circles said...

I agree with Audrey. If he was married he was cheating ONLY on his wife.

hollywood dime said...

I think she was screwing around with bam margera from jackass. or was it johnny knoxville? I hope it was Johnny, but my guy says it was bam. yuck.

curlyhairslacker said...

I'm thinking it was Bam-didnt Bam's dad blab on some radio show? Wow, that seems like a long time ago!

lc said...

Please rejectedcarebear, please please please find tfhat reveal!

discoflux said...

Or we could take the tack that God is in sex as it's the most intimate and spiritual thing you can share with a person and say she got RRRRRRREALLY religious.

No one has a perfect relationship and not all of them start off in the way you ever thought they would - lord knows Mr. Disco and I can attest to that - but if there is true love in the relationship, both parties can work toward being the people you want to be together. I tend not to judge too harshly when people have relationship that don't necessarily follow a "traditional" path. Unless I know every detail, it not my place to judge someone else's relationship unless it's some seriously fucked up shit (I'm looking at you Tom Cruise, Chris Brown, etc.). Then I'll break out my vehement, self-righteous, but safely behind a computer rage.

lc said...

Holy hell, me too! I wanted both of them. Even after watching Bam be so mean to his parents on his show. But I have too moved on. To Nordic vampires!

discoflux said...

@Audrey & circles - It is cheating if he's told the person he's dating that she's the only person he's sleeping with. Do we know if he and his wife were still really together when he and Jessica got together or was the divorce in process? If there's a divorce in process, people are free to act as they choose, IMO.

Audrey said...

@ discoflux, you're right. And we don't know the details...could go either way, but Enty put a stake in the ground with the post's headline.

ms snarky said...

slightly off-topic - does anyone know if there is a way to get all the Himmmmm posts in one search?

discoflux said...

type Himmmm in the search box

katsm0711 said...

I hate cheaters although I never judge bc I have no idea what goes on in anyone's relationship. BUT I'm kinda happy to hear about a female celeb being the cheater bc it's always a stereotypical douchebag man.

SilverOnyx said...

It was Bam.

SilverOnyx said...

People said Johnny, but it was Bam. Unless she did both.

rejectedcarebear said...

It was Bam. He admitted to it on the Howard Stern show.

chopchop said...

I think the "Ken" reference in Enty's post is from when Tony Romo broke up with Jessica just before her birthday party where she was dressing as Barbie and wanted Romo to dress as Ken. Anyone else remember that?

chopchop said...

http://www.vh1.com/celebrity/2009-07-13/tony-romo-dumps-jessica-simpson-right-before-barbie-themed-birthday/

jax said...

this thread is exactly why all the regulars left.

are you here for Enty or to be fooled again by a No nothing, sitting at home all day researching shit online trying to pretend is an exclusive like Himmm?

Talley Griffith, google it.

MLE said...

Aww Jax, always bringin' the fun.

Mango said...

Jessica wasn't a virgin when she got married. IIRC Jessica and Nick each had an apartment in the same luxury high-rise. They were living together and because their apartments were in the same building, there was never a revealing "walk of shame" from either one in the morning. Her creepy dad probably came up with the solution, but it's rather clever.



Silly Girl said...

Um, Jax, I googled it.....now what? Is Talley Griffith one of the Himmmm's?

Also, I forgot Jessica and Tony Romo dated. That makes me laugh now!

allthesun said...

It was both, she phucked Bam & Johnny Knoxville during Dukes timeframe. There was this awesome interview that Nick gave during a tree lighting in NY something along the lines of he married her Bc she was a sausage that he wanted to stuff, they announced their split not long afterwards. If I remember correctly, she stayed a technical virgin until she got married via anal only. I used to love The Newlyweds. That's my excuse for remembering this Tom foolery!

astrogirl said...

I think Jax is referring to one of Himmmms tales about Jessica Simpson and Ken Paves, where she dressed 'incognito' one night, imitated a hooker, then they picked up a client and had a threesome.

astrogirl said...

Jessica must be fairly broad minded, if John Mayer called her sexual napalm, we know she was flinging poo for him.

M said...

allthesun & astrogirl, you have hit the sweet spot. Jessica was technically a virgin when she married Nick in only the most traditional way. She was very skilled, adept & used to bringing guys to orgasm by every other method imaginable. When someone like John Mayer who runs through all manner of groupies willing to do whatever bizarre thing he wants calls Jessica out as the "sexual napalm", that says it all. What did she do that blew his mind, or what hasn't she done? As always ; M

dia papaya said...

lc - I second the Nordic vampire love. Askars, sigh...

Agent**it said...

If Enty didn't want Himmmm commenting, then he wouldn't be. Just sayin'

Mooshki said...

Enty would have to delete Himmmm's comments as they posted, which Himmmm does himself half the time. Blogger doesn't let you block commenters.