Friday, October 05, 2012

Jack Osbourne Wants You To Think He Is Important

You know who got married last weekend? Anne Hathaway. Did her guests have to sign anything? Nope. Just the guestbook. Jared Followill got married last weekend. Guests have to sign any legal forms? Nope, just have a good time and hang out. This weekend though Jack Osbourne is getting married. Hmm, now what has he done? Oh yeah, was in a reality show with his parents a decade ago. What has he done since? Had sex with a bunch of women by saying who he is. Somehow though, this entitlement he feels has turned into him requiring all wedding guests to sign non disclosure agreements. You know, because he important and crap and is going to be selling his wedding photos and the story of his wedding because, his mom talked someone into it. I don't care he is getting married. Do you care? Are you going to be watching E! this weekend hoping for a live shot from the wedding and just hoping you will get a glimpse of it? Holy f**k. Just get married. Have a good time and let your guests have a good time. When did getting married turn into how to make a buck? When did getting married require your friends to never talk about the wedding? Get a life.

30 comments:

lc said...

This is why I don't have cable TV anymore. Pseudo celebrities were messing with my brain.

Amber said...

@lc - I love your av so much.

katsm0711 said...

I'm sorry I didn't read it yet but I can't stop laughing at him in those pants and then the entire outfit. #whereskelly to help dress him?

Ashlea said...

I like Jack. This is douchey though.

SAROE said...

He got YOU talking about it.

jax said...

sounds like SOMEONE didn't get invited!

Wen said...

Typical E On Line narcissism.

Roman Holiday said...

TOOL!!!!!

Roman Holiday said...

I would rather watch Ozzy drool than watch this fool get married wtf!!!!!

Jemtastic said...

It's extremely unfair that Jack can go out in public with his trousers ruched up his thighs like that and no one call him out about it.

Hollywood can be so unfair.

katsm0711 said...

Thank u @jem I'm like how can nobody else be laughing at that horrific suit? You are truly outrageous. Truly truly.

T. E. Cuz said...

totally agree with all the comments... i wonder what it is that turns all these people into narcissistic psychos.

lc said...

Why thank you Amber! And I love your comments so much!

dia papaya said...

I think this says more about the quality of the friends he keeps.

ITA in the pants situation. Damn! Why is he wearing white shoes?

Sherry said...

Yes Dia! WYH on the damn shoes?

surfer said...

I bet this was Sharon's idea, not his.

Sylvia said...

I don't like any of the Osbourne's. All of them have their egos way too bloated. Don't care.

Gaetzski said...

He looks like he is an inspiration to full-figured men everywhere.

jax said...

hello, his Dad is Ozzy and his Mom is on some big shows, the non disclosure might be to protect the guests privacy so they can drink etc and not worry about gossip rags.

but you go ahead and find fault in it.

jax said...

and talking about a man's weight is just as bad as talking about a woman's.

how many of you were OUTRAGED about the news anchor the other day?

car54 said...

I'm very tired of every Osbourne but Ozzy.

CanadianMiss said...

Maybe the agreement is so no one talks about Ozzy's shenanigans at the wedding.

Gaetzski said...

Did not mean to offend anyone. Just referring to the post earlier in the day regarding Christina Hendricks being called an inspiration to full-figured women by a news anchor.

Munch said...

He looks like he's wearing white socks and holding his high-heeled shoes in his hand. That is not a mental image that I want to explore any further.

Me said...

well....my first thought was that jack has MS, and that maybe its progressing, and they do not want that widely known. people can be, what is the word, uncomfortable (?) about "slipping". i have a new job working with hospice patients, and even though everyone has been informed of what is coming next; there are those that refuse to acknowledge it and do not want it written down, discussed, no pictures taken, etc. his is a fairly recent diagnosis i think. anyway, just a thought.

Agent**It said...

Gaetzski - NTW:)

Little Miss Smoke and Mirrors said...

I'm thinking this is to protect Ozzy. Heaven knows Sharon keeps him out of the spotlight nowadays. I sometimes wonder if it's because he's a drooling shell at this point, especially considering that terrible accident he had.

chachi said...

I think Jack would not have an easy body type to dress. Not everyone can make clothes look flattering - even expensive ones.

B said...

I'm so sick of the Osbourne offspring! Let's only pay attention to Ozzy&Sharon.

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