Thursday, November 15, 2012

Blind Item #1

You would think Jon Hamm would have the biggest manhood on the set of Mad Men, you know, because he always wants to show it off. It turns out though that one of the stars other than Jon is called Diet Coke because his manhood is the size of a 20 ounce diet coke bottle. Yeah. Maybe Jon is feeling a little insecure.

68 comments:

Cathy said...

So basically we know that this person is on Mad Men, male and Not Jon Hamm...

Amber said...

Too bad it's not creator Matthew Wiener - it would be like his manifest destiny!

Seachica said...

Reruns on Sunday -- I know that I will be looking at the show differently!

StewMcG said...

I'd die if it was Robert Morse, the old guy who plays Bert Cooper. Mainly because of his back story on the show (his character had his testicles removed unnecessarily.)

Christopher Cruz said...

I feel feint...

*karen* said...

I hope that it's John Slattery, the husband of George Clooney's ex-wife Talia Balsam. "Traded up from one of the sexiest men alive" would be a great descriptor.

Rose said...

The show is filled with male characters so it could be anyone. My guess is VK(Pete) or the guy who plays Roger. I can't think of his name.

FSP said...

LOL@Amber

Lauren said...

I hope it's John Slattery!

rejectedcarebear said...

Hammaconda! I love Michael K for coming up with that!

I'm thinking its Pete!

Jolene Jolene said...

I would also love this to be John Slattery. I don't know what it is about him but I find him insanely sexy. I can't say that about a lot of men almost as old as my father, but damn.

curlyhairslacker said...

HAHAHA @Stew!

Hollyweird said...

Silver fox! Silver fox!

TuesdayAdams said...

there was a blind item about an actor that loved to show off his member despite having a girlfriend. Everyone guessed is was Michael Fassbender but I guess it was Jon.

MISCH said...

OMG that sounds painful

CarmeliteLady said...

What's the other male leads name? The one with the silver hair. Wasn't there a blind re: two dueling guys on a hit show, fighting about who is the bigger star, etc. on blindgossip? It had the mad men theme for the pic too.

mikey said...

Interesting. I just finished watching Season 1 DVDs - thank you hurricane Sandy - and now I'm sucked in. I'm betting on Pete, and now I must order Season 2.

J Sara said...

These are totally the blinds I can get on board with - YES!!

J Sara said...

These are totally the blinds I can get on board with - YES!!

dia papaya said...

I am still the only trick who doesn't watch Mad Men. *ducks*

Holiday break + Netflix in my future!!! I need to know about the double peen mega joy that is this show!

Glitter said...

Roger Sterling/John Slattery

kristin said...

omg totally @Jolene

Patty said...

Um, why not call him Mount-an Do or Dr Pep-her?

therealjadedentrepreneur said...

That's too big.

mngddess said...

What @Karen said!!!

Caroline said...

If any of you read "Sterling's Gold" you would know it's Cooper!

Dena said...

Gross! Pete Campbell.

ButterKwup said...

I'm going with Rich Sommer actually. He's solidly built.

kelly said...


I guess we should call this a blind third eye-tem.

Oh come on, Hammacondas, smile!

camembert said...

I was thinking Rich Sommer too, although he's not really a "star" of the show.

rhinovodka said...

Dia, I only watched one episode and couldn't get into the show, so you are not alone.

vega said...

This BI is useless without photos!! :)

T. E. Cuz said...

dia - i dont like it either.

also, a 20 oz soda up in there? pain!! and not the good kind.

Layna Day said...

I haven't watched the show, either. I don't get AMC. I'll try to catch up with it on Netflix Streaming.

lc said...

I don't watch either...well I don't havecable so I get tv shows fromthe library. Just watched 4 seasons of Breaking Bad. I am now on season 3 of SOA.

Maggie Casey said...

eww I bet its the guy who plays Pete! He seems so weird in real life, and its always the skinny ones!!

All about Eve said...

How about the guy who plays Ken? Aaron Staton, he's tall and skinny therefore the "diet" coke nickname

Staple611 said...

@Jolene, YES. I'm 32 years old, so it feels weird, but GOD, he's so hot.

Happy Chocolatini said...

I stopped watching during the third season. I'm not even sure who is still on the show.

Mary Jones said...

It's the average height guys with the big dicks. Big tall guys have skinny dicks. Check the forefingers. It works every time. Have you seen Ewan Mcgregor's fingers and dick? Holy mother of God. Lucky lucky wife.

fedwaymom said...

Please let this be my old man crush Roger Sterling,

fedwaymom said...

Please let this be my old man crush Roger Sterling,

auntliddy said...

No one can compete with Hamm's amazing technicolor penis!! Its light, bright and just right. Too big is show off- y and unpleasant. But a semi in the pants 24/7? Now thats a go!!

auntliddy said...

No one!!!!!!!!!!

Unknown said...

Is a 20 oz diet coke bottle a different size than a 20 oz regular coke bottle? Real question.

Squeezebox said...

I honestly think it's Stan Rizzo, the annoying jackass art director, because I recall a few scenes with him where the first thing I noticed was that he had to be really packing.

But I'd rather it be Harry Crane, just so the geeky guys prevail over the good-looking one. . . where it counts.

StewMcG said...

To everyone who's saying Roger's their "old guy crush" - you do realize John Slattery is only 50, right?

dia papaya said...

I love you auntliddy! This is perfect!!!

Every young boy hopes he can have an amazing technicolor penis too!

Jolene Jolene said...

Size of a man's body has nothing to do with size of his penis. The largest penis I've ever seen was on the shortest guy I ever dated. He was 5'6" or 5'7", biggest dick EVER. Too big. The tallest guy I ever dated, 6'5" basketball player, was nothing more than average...

dia papaya said...

I didn't mean I didn't like it. I've just never had the chance to watch it and I can't very well start in the middle.

So I'll get back to y'all on the like vs dislike. If anything I'll turn it a drinking game. Boobs vs Peen!

parissucksliterally said...

GINSBERG!!!!!

AKM said...

Mmm, I want this to be John Slattery, too. A Don Draper-Roger Sterling sandwich? Yes, please.

Erin B said...

Please reveal! Revealing this will hurt no one!

Little Miss Smoke and Mirrors said...

Maybe he's called Harry Crane for a reason.... you need a CRANE to LIFT IT!)

Little Miss Smoke and Mirrors said...

It's Sally's boyfriend, Glenn, right? (Weiner's son)

Mango said...

@ dia - I'm the only OTHER trick who hasn't seen it, despite my lust for Jon Hamm and his man candy. I might try to watch it on streaming over the Christmas holidays.

Tru Leigh said...

Gene.

Tru Leigh said...

Duck!

Tru Leigh said...

Sal!

Ingrid Superstar said...

Christine Hendricks.

SusanB said...

@dia papaya - we don't watch it either - tried it, just couldn't get into it. Maybe it's because we remember the 60s all too well.

IMakeNoSense said...

No. I know this because i work at coca Cola

Sandy said...

It would be hilarious if it were the reedy, adolescent-looking Vincent Kartheiser.

AKM said...

*cracking up over the Glenn and Gene guesses...*

Courtney S said...

well.... now we know how Pete got Rory Gilmore to be his girlfriend.

Gabby said...

John Slattery is SUCH a silver fox...he is many years older than me but I can't help being insanely attracted to him!

Popnursing said...

Good lord CDANers are on FIRE tonight! However Unknown's diet vs. regular question about takes the cake. Best. Debated. Thread. Ever.

PS - Libby, that was f*cking poetic. Ode to a peen...

Margaux said...

John Slattery - I think he is incredibly sexy.