Monday, November 26, 2012

Blind Item #3

This former A list reality star is now her own worst nightmare, a D list celebrity with a pocketful of money who is having to shell out that money to keep her boyfriend by her side. The former star does not want to have to date guys her own age or older because she feels she needs young guys to have any chance at career redemption, but the only way they are willing to be with her is if she pays. $100K a month for her current boyfriend.

42 comments:

GemTwist said...

PARIS HILTON ALL DAY LONG!

Tru Leigh said...

My first thought is Kirsty Alley.

hunter said...

My first thought - Paris.

Alicia said...

Agree with Paris.

parissucksliterally said...

hahahahah Paris.



LOVES it!!!!

LottaColada said...

Holy shiz she has fallen really hard!

I remember when she was getting proposed to left and right by all those rich young heirs.

auntliddy said...

Had no idea she had do much money.

seaward said...

Holy shit, 100k/month? Yeah I think Paris is the only one who could afford that.

ms snarky said...

Paris has fashion line $ (if we're going to call it that) so she can afford it.
Karma, my friends. Karma.

J Sara said...

Ha! Please please reveal this one - I SOOOOO hope it's wonky....

MrWolf said...

100k a month? Shenanigans.

Jamie 2 said...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2238415/Paris-Hilton-takes-plunge-mini-dress-date-Spanish-model-boyfriend.html

cactusflower said...

Wonky McValtrex!(as Michael K says)

MadLyb said...

Paris Who?

ButterKwup said...

Way to work that DMC Jamie 2!

LisaBelle said...

My first thought was Kate Gosselin.

Count Jerkula said...

I'd take 100K a month to contract herpes.

Rafi said...

Kathy Griffin

SusanB said...

I thought of Kate Gosselin too.

MacAttack said...

Don't care who it is. i'd bang any lady for 100K a month!! even paris, i'd bet she would let you do anything....

sifichick said...

If she weren't disease ridden I'd switch teams for 100K a month.

Yes Paris has that kind of money. She comes from money. Her parents own the Hilton hotels.

SueRH said...

Is 31 considered old now? Yikes.

seaward said...

She comes from money, but so do a SHIT LOAD of other Hiltons who all get a piece of the pie. Plus iirc her gramps gave most of his money to charity. She is loaded, but the bulk of her money doesn't come from her family.

hag said...

She should just invest that money and ride off into the sunset. Who needs a career when you got that kind of money?

Evergreen said...

Paris isn't D-list though, is she?

JSierra said...

I wondered why that hottie River Viiperi (sp?) was with her. Makes sense now if he is getting paid $100,000 to penetrate and take drugs with her.

JSierra said...

With Paris that is. Forgot to include that tidbit in my my original post.

All about Eve said...

Sounds like Paris alright

JSierra said...

Now way in hell would Kate Gosslin be able to afford this. And materialistic and shallow though she may be, I cannot see her taking $100,000 a month away from her children and household and giving it to some guy.

That bitch is incredibly frugal, she shares money with no one.

Basil said...

Paris. Ha ha. And I used to like her.

LetLoveRule said...

I agree! It's Paris!

It's not that she's 'old,' it's that she's PLAYED OUT. Her stupid Hello-kitty-loving, breathless baby-voiced, lapdog-toting, juicy suit-wearing schtick is tired, and she needs a new one. So, she's hanging with the cool kids to find a new persona to adapt.

BitterBlondin said...

cactusflower - Haha! It's a shame Michael K doesn't do blind items anymore.

skimpymist said...

Lol @ wonky mcvaltrex

Tampa Shawn said...

Body Condom me and I'm down!

jax said...

there isn't a condom big enough....

misspeg86 said...

Yeah, this is Paris. I saw the article last night on DM. He's like 21 and looks like another K-Fed type. I was wondering why they were lasting that long!

Mooshki said...

Paris makes a freaking fortune from her perfumes. I can't figure out why anyone would want to be associated with what she must smell like.

Anna said...

JLo.

Basil said...

@Mooshki, my sister bought her perfume a while ago and it was nice. She at least liked it and she was no fan of Paris. She only got it because it worked for her scent wise.

Every perfume or cologne reacts differently for each person. Took me YEARS to find the right cologne that works for me, which was Tsar, and I will never wear anything else.

Candyland said...

What about someone older, like a Paula Abdul? She made a bucket of money on idol.

Silly Girl said...

NO WAY can she afford the $100k per month! It's not her, or the amount isn't right. She doesn't have that kind of money. You're right, whoever said the relative gave most to charity. She didn't get much, but not as little as Tori Spelling. Paris has money that is her money and no way is it to the tune of $100k disposable every month for a boy toy.

lalalalauren said...

Wonky McValtrex is now officially in my vocabulary.