Tuesday, November 20, 2012

Broadwell E-mails To Kelley Were Basically Death Threats

I guess once you find a married general to call your own, you really guard them with your life and will threaten others if they try and hit on your married general. I'm not sure why Paula Broadwell thought Jill Kelley was hitting on Paula's married general when Jill had her own married general, unless Jill wanted two married generals to go with her husband. There sure is a whole lot of adultery going on in the military. I thought adultery was something an officer could be kicked out of the military for. I guess if everyone is doing it though then it makes it tougher to get kicked out for it. Anyway, people who have seen the e-mails from Broadwell to Kelley say the e-mails were nothing short of death threats and Broadwell even said in several of them that she knew people who could make sure Kelley went away forever. Yeah, I could see why someone would think that is a death threat. Kelley has also said in the past two days that despite the 20,000 sex e-mails between her and General Allen that nothing was going on with the couple and that Kelley is dedicated to her husband. Uh huh. Except when she is writing sex e-mails to the general and fighting with Paula over the affections of another general.

36 comments:

Ms Cool said...

The story is starting to get driving across country wearing a diaper crazy.

fancyscreenname said...

This is all so BEYOND ridiculous. These people are acting like teenagers. That Broadwell chick seems like a fucking psycho stalker.

Vicki Cupper said...

I thought Jill Kelley and Petraeus were just friends. And Crazy Eyes thought Jill was invading her married territory.

Amber said...

These two are so embarrassing.

LottaColada said...

Isn't this what was being said all along? "Threatening emails?"

Have they charged her for having classified documents on her computer yet?

Sherry said...

Wow, that must have been some good stuff to fight like hell over it after the affair ended. And who are these women who get jealous knowing the men are married? Grow up ladies!

B. Profane said...

Say what you like about her, she is a West Point grad and does know how to kill people.

katie said...

They are all Republicans too. Nttawwt.

Pogue Mahone said...

Broadwell sure does have a lot of nerve though, I'll give her that; she's cheating on her husband with a married general and then has the gall to feel "threatened" that he's "cheating" on her with another mistress? I'm just shaking my head at that one...

MadLyb said...

As we type, someone is pitching a reality show to Lifetime called, "That's My General...Bitch!"

urban chaos said...

Agree, MayLyb. This reads like a bad soap plot.

Alicia said...

Wuv...Twuu wuv!

Nutty_Flavor said...

Every mistress wants to think she's the only mistress. I read a great book once about how to win your husband back if he was having an affair and the #1 advice was, tell his mistress she's not the only one.

LetLoveRule said...

Something about her husband pings my gaydar. The plot thickens.

And Vicki couldn't be more right about her crazy eyes!

CarmeliteLady said...

For the best car insurance rates in town call 1800 general now! Wow, I watch to much t.v. Who can blame her with the twink of a husband?
Definitely again LetLoveRule: My Gaydar is off the charts on her husband. Definitely, definitely Gay. No question, the fake tan, the highlights, the look that says, "Are you man enough big boy?"
LOL@ Alicia: Mawage, we ah gathad heya today for mawage......

auntliddy said...

Yes, i get a "oddball" ping on him too. Can u imagine fightng over a man?? Thru emails yet? Who isnt your husband or boyfriend? And he's not that hot, i dont get it. In the words of my departed father, they are all making asses of themselves. Huge sin in his eyes, lol. And my mother, who apparently was some sort of idiot ratings expert, wld call them "first class idiots". Really!

Beta said...

@Nutty_Flavor OMFG really?? pffff your book is hilarious! I dont know, I mean, 21st century, three waves of feminism, and if your hubs is having an affair, try to bring HER down. f'ing amazing. How about sorting out stuff with HIM? :P
Id give your book a read for laughs. Do you remember the title by any chance?

GemTwist said...

Sounds like a pretty hollow 'win'.

ThisIKnow said...

Gloria Allred is now representing Jill Kelley's sister!

gr8p said...

?? Petreaus must PUT IT DOWN in the bedroom. Broadwell seems to have lost her damn mind!! I've had some great lovers but I never threaten to murder another woman over them. This man must be some sort of sexual wizard or possess some sort of rotating penis. I mean what the fuck? *smh*

Also I agree with a few other posters/commentors: Broadwell's husband sends my Gaydar off like a rocket.

Nutty_Flavor said...

@Beta It was called "Not With My Husband You Don't!" by Margaret Kent. Available from $2.95 on Amazon.

Not sure why I was reading it, since I've never been married.

Anyway, the #2 strategy she recommends for stopping your husband from straying is to take him out on a long, long drive away from anywhere, and then talk about all his most shameful secrets and make clear that you know these secrets and are willing to be with him anyway - but would she? Would "she" still want him if she knew X, Y, Z?

Dianne P said...

I don't think it necessarily means that Petraeus is a god between the sheets. Because she wrote a biography of him, she has become famous by association and made the rounds of major talk shows. She just doesn't want to lose the person who makes her feel important.

B. Profane said...

Broadwell's husband pings my gaydar too, but beware of the false pings of military bearing. Career officers are so indoctrinated to be fit and neat and squared-away at all times that they can come across as gay. A buddy of mine is a USNA grad and for years I though he was in the closet. He wasn't, just very military.

timebob said...

I just love these women thought they had all this imaginary power in their head because they were sleeping with a General. They sure tried to flex their "power" around, so funny.

JustMe said...

Nutty Flavor: so basically blackmailing your husband into staying with you is advice #2?

goes in circles said...

Nutty
Lmao
I gotta get this book.

Tampa Shawn said...

Love the train wreck!

justducky said...

" some sort of rotating penis" LMFAO
It would give me an orgasm simply because I would be unable to stop laughing.

But no way its getting in

Henriette said...

I can't let this story go! It gets better and better.

I don't compare this to the diaper astronut because Petraeus wasn't playing two women against each other. The astronut, Lisa Novak, was being played against another woman which made her lose her mind. I'm glad NASA fired that a-hole.

I can't believe Broadwell is his only past mistress though.

ureallyannoyme said...

I love how Broadwell is so contrite (according to her brother) now that a few billion people know she's a psycho cheater.

Smart people can be so stuuuupid. I'm guessing the General was betting on her having enough to lose that she'd be a safe, temporary piece of ass. And of course she had political aspirations. Conservative or not, another liar who thinks she's above accountability.

PuggleWug said...

Petraeus has horrible posture.

Popnursing said...

I get a different vibe from this story. I think Broadwell wasn't fighting Kelley for Petraeus as much as she was scolding her for being so obvious and tacky while f*cking generals. Like, "Hey you skanky bitch, you're doing it wrong! Who do you think you are?!" Broadwell by all accounts is very accomplished and vain. The disdain she must have had for Kelley who just exudes vapid trashiness.... Ooh baby! Must've drove her nuts to have Kelley anywhere near her circle. I can't wait to read the emails.

just curious said...

A woman can do anything a man can do...good and BAD.

Just imagine what she would have done to Pet's wife if she was threaten by Quaker Oats.

I'm amazed she hasn't been arrested just on having the classified at her home but now death threats.
No restraining order?

Beta said...

@Nutty thanks! jajaja I am so getting that book for Christmas!

Moonmaid said...

PuggleWug said...

Petraeus has horrible posture.

So random and the funniest thing here yet! lol

Baskingshark said...

Married Generals say "Suck it, 1 Direction", we got way more groupies than you and they way more freaky cray than yours too!"