Thursday, November 15, 2012

Hope Solo Gets Married To Man Who Beat Her

So, what is the appropriate wedding gift to send when you marry a man who beat you not even 24 hours prior to saying, "I do." What do you send someone when you go straight from the jail wing of the courthouse to the wing of the courthouse where you can get married? Hope Solo has gone silent on social media and this is probably a good reason. She has married Jerramy Stevens. You remember Jerramy don't you? He is the guy who got away with raping a woman back in college because he was a football star. The DA who is a big booster of the football program decided there was not enough evidence to movie forward even though all the police and detectives did. Yeah, he is a real winner to be married to. How can you marry someone who was just arrested for beating you? They have not been dating for years. They have dated two months. This is going to end in a huge disaster.

36 comments:

FSP said...

The Force is strong in this one.

Salsa Lover said...

Ick. Such a stupid decision.

Amber said...

It's possible she was too scared about what might happen if she didn't marry him. Even if she talks a good game and tells people to mind their own business, she's more than likely putting up a front. Hopefully he doesn't kill her before the next Olympics. U-S-A! U-S-A!

LOL @ FSP

*karen* said...

Why are people the way that they are?

lakeuniongirl said...

Some people have to learn the hard way.

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KendraWM said...

Well she is clearly dickmatized.
Such a shame, this will not end well.

Amber said...

*karen* - combo of nature vs. nurture, and sometimes the nurture is awful and people can't undo it without help. Unfortunately a lot of people don't ask for help because of pride or fear. It is really interesting to look at how much is actually nature, though. If you look into the University of Minnesota twin studies - I believe it's the largest in the world. They have identical twins that have been raised apart, and that's when things get really interesting.

Karrots said...

Uggg, sometimes I just want to shake people into making better decisions.

LottaColada said...

I read somewhere that they decided to get married agree two months of dating. Just a divide waiting to happen.

g.strathmore said...

This situation could have been avoided by a Sassy Gay Friend...

SGF: What are you doing? What. What. What are you doing?

Hope: I love him.

SGF: You love him? You started dating in September; it's not even Thanksgiving. Slow down, crazy. Slow down.

Hope: Love makes you crazy.

SGF: Yeah, I would say so. Jerammy, Jerammy, Wherefore art thou Jerammy? Translation? Desperate. Desperate. I am really desperate. Are there any stalkers on my grounds? Jerammy drugged and raped your classmate.

Hope: The DA dropped the charges!

SGF: Save it Patty Hearst. I'm not buying any Stockholm syndrome today, thank you.

Hope: I'm a grown woman.

SGF: I think you're a Dlist celebrity and you're an idiot. Look at your life. Look at your choices. Have you even slept with this guy?

Hope: I did.

SGF: You big slut! Good for you!

Hope: Yay!

SGF: Yay! Come on you stupid bitch.
(Leaves Jerammy in jail)

She's a stupid bitch.

Patty said...

Dumbass.

Send her a fill in the blank restraining order and some pepper spray as a wedding gift.

mikey said...

Honey, this ain't going to end well. Maybe there is still time for an annulment.

Lucas said...

@g.strathmore - Hahahahahaha! I LOVE SGF!

Amber said...

What is this Sassy Gay Friend you speak of??? *off to the google machine*

Amber said...

Hah. For everyone: Sassy Gay Friend

Maximus said...

RUN YOU FOOL

Lauren said...

I hope she has a prenup. I hope her friends at least tried to intervene in this mess. This isn't going to end well.

Capt Willard said...

DADDY ISSUES

Comma Chaser said...

Dumb.

Dumb dumb dumb.

Sherry said...

She is a sadly damaged woman who needs years of therapy.

Sarah said...

Oh my god, I heard that in MY sassy gay friend's voice, with the hand on the hip and the finger wagging! Yes

Sarah said...

Amber, thanks for the link, hilarious

mikey said...

I really need to get a Sassy Gay Friend. I have a Sassy Gay Uncle....

T. E. Cuz said...

this is why some people go through therapy before marriage..... should be more common.

Happy Chocolatini said...

I saw this on E news last night. One of her teammates wrote on twitter in support of the marriage. I can't imagine her friends wanting her to go through with this. I would tell my friend to run.

Char said...

She's a dumbass. Not just because of this; this is along the lines of the kind of intelligence I would expect from her.

I give it 6 months, and would not be surprised if it was more like 6 days.

All about Eve said...

This will not end well.

dia papaya said...

g.strathmore! You win the internets today!!!

Everyone needs a SGF!

This is a sad situation indeed.

dia papaya said...

Wait. What! This is real, Amber?

HAHAHAHAHA!!

Ok - g.strathmore, I have to take back half your prize ;)

dia papaya said...

ITA with Amber. She may have felt she could not leave. Abuse really messes with your head. I'm not making excuses for her. I wish a friend would have intervened bc this won't end well for Hope. One of them will end up dead.

Monica said...

I just read how bad this guy really is. This article summarizes every single charge against him. He is not a good person, in any sense of the word. http://seattletimes.com/html/localnews/2004147460_rbstevens270.html

SusanB said...

Unfortunately you have a constitutional right to be stupid. Sad so many people choose to exercise this right.

Agent**It said...

Doing it for a reality show .

anon said...

Girl, you in danger

g.strathmore said...

@dia, Damn! I was so close!