Wednesday, November 21, 2012

Jenelle Evans Is Engaged Again

Jenelle Evans has decided that she wants to get married again. A couple of months ago you will remember Jenelle was engaged to a guy who was later arrested for beating her. This was not Keeeeefuh who has also been arrested for beating Jenelle and who she will probably end up marrying at some point after she gets finished getting engaged to the entire state of North Carolina. This time Jenelle is engaged to Courtland Rogers who also has a child with a woman that Jenelle describes as crack whore. Safe to say that she should be invited to the wedding and the whole thing taped for a very special episode of Teen Mom 2. In lieu of gifts, Jenelle would like everyone to make a contribution to her favorite bail bondsman for all of her future arrests.

19 comments:

LottaColada said...

If Lindsay Lohan wasn't famous, I think this would be her life.

cinephreak said...

I hate this bish, I keep trying to unsubscribe to her damn facebook, but somehow her mindless posts about her cracked out life, and how her mom is sooo mean, and shes gunna get her son back after blah blah blah, keep popping up on my feed!!

All about Eve said...

Don't know her...

All about Eve said...

Oh! One of the teen moms!

boomom22 said...

I wish that Teen Mom show never existed. All it did was give celebrityhood to a bunch of worthless no talent fools.

SingBlue said...

boomom22 - isn't that what reality TV has done to all of them?

Stefa-fa said...

I will never understand why this person and others like her are even news, entertainment or otherwise.

continuing my boycott of *reality* teevee.....grumble



JSierra said...

This chick man. I can't even get one guy to date me and this girl has them lining up to marry her.

Then again her standards appear to be a lot lower than mine are. I'm lookin at yous Kieffaah!

Jane Doe said...

Her twitter says they are getting married quickly for a touchy reason. Hmmm, probably pregnant again with another baby she can dump off at her mom's house. She is nothing but a lowlife skank.

Me said...

well, probably seems like easy money to her now. what wuld she do for support w/o another husband and baby? what teen would want a ob at a fast food place after the money and glamour of her tv life? i've neer seen this show, and i don't look for information on her, but because of the media i think i know more about her than i do about paul ryan.

Seachica said...

I wouldn't know any of these teen mom skanks if it weren't for you, Enty. And I don't really want to know any of them.

Happy Chocolatini said...

She still doesn't have custody of her son? She lost custody in on of the first episodes.

msgirl said...

Yep I think it's a disgrace that these people are celebrities. What a messed up county.

renay83 said...

JUUUUUUHNELLE!!!! I DONT CARRRE ABOUT KIEFUUUHH!!

Dee Lurker said...

I blame Jerry Springer for this: studio execs saw how addicted the public became to witnessing such human degeneration and reality t.v (of this caliber) was born.

noseygal48 said...

I always felt sorry for her on the show until this week. She said she has to put her son the back burner!!! I was like huh???? How do you put your own child on a back burner....wear condoms ppl

jax said...

MTV, come get your kid.

Jane Doe said...

Noseygal, did you ever see her original 16 & Pregnant episode? Watch it, and any pity you might have for her will go out the window. She was dumping the baby from day 1. She is a selfish pig who should not have children.

goes in circles said...

She couldn't give a fuck about that baby.
She never has and never will. She was happy to give her mom full custody so she wouldn't have to be responsible.
I feel bad for that kid.