Monday, November 12, 2012

Jenelle Evans - Parenting Expert

I would have to say the award for the most f**ked up celebrity is probably Jenelle Evans. Do you know what kind of trouble you need to find yourself in on a daily basis to get that award? In the latest, how do people function in society moment, Jenelles has Tweeted that contrary to reports, she did not kidnap the daughter of her boyfriend from the mother. She says the couple share joint custody but that the baby would be way better off with Jenelle and her boyfriend than the baby mama. Uh huh. Because? Jenelle is a great mom? No. Because Jenelle has a spotless criminal record? No. Because Jenelle always tests negative for drugs and booze? No. Jenelle says they would be the better parents because the baby is currently in a crackhouse with the mom and five guys and that the grandparents are in jail. Meanwhile, Jenelle says that she is going to fight to get custody of her own son as soon as she can figure out how to stop smoking so much pot.

17 comments:

Sugar said...

"She says the couple share joints" is all I read.

Vicki Cupper said...

God, put celebrity in quotes when you're talking about Teen Moms.

Dee Lurker said...

Ha @ Vicki. This is a great photo tho...

PR Princess said...

Hopefully Janelles mother does not have custody of Janelles son. Her mom screwed her up pretty badly. It is sad how mental illness and drug dependency flows down to each generation because it all they know and it is normal. She needs rehab and therapy in order to have any type of sane existence. But she is already making horrible choices, look at the winner she is dating...

OT--
Anyone have a link to M's blog?

B said...

So she's not w/ Kiefer anymore? That in itself is a step up, right? No, knowing her I'm sure it's at best a lateral move.

Mari said...

Just google formercriminalprosecutor all one word.

ljsmed said...

I know this is a very dumb question, do these people really exist?? I've never in my life came across someone like this. I guess I'm lucky, this is just pitiful.

cinephreak said...

Mari- STOP NAME DROPPING THAT BLOG.

also Jenelle Evens is stupid

Angela said...

Yep, they exist. Head down to any WalMart in KY, they're everywhere.

misspeg86 said...

Oh no, it worked. She drilled it into one of our brains! Noo...

misspeg86 said...

@Angela LOL

misspeg86 said...

The guy in that photo - "Uhh...hey babe. Are you hungry? Let's go get a kebab."

Mari said...

I figured if I just answered the question (sans link) it would forstall the bombardment. I have never mentioned it previously.

Alma said...

If jenelle evans ever told me my kids would be better off in her custody i would die. You can die from a lot. Maybe the competing urge to roll your eyes and laugh and scoff all at once and continuously might cause a heart attack.

She wouldn't even get a chance to finish that thought because i would ring her neck then the high dude would custody. Look at him. You know he would want taco bell then his high ass would leave the kid on the car and drive off because -quick! the shell is a giant dorito!

Charley said...

I have no idea who Jenelle Evans is.

anonymous said...

Right??

jax said...

Mari we all know your BS about your blog. Find another way, no one is interested.