Sunday, November 18, 2012

Kim Kardashian Is Rejected By Kate Middleton - Twice

Have you ever wanted to wear the same clothes that Kim Kardashian wears? No, not the crazy stuff Kanye makes her wear which usually consists of leather and fur, but all of the leopard print stuff that she is now selling worldwide, primarily in Sears stores, because Sears means fashion. Kim thought that Kate Middleton would be all impressed by it so sent over a bunch of free stuff to Kate. As fast as it made its way to Kate it made its way back to Kim Kardashian. Could you imagine Kate wearing anything Kim wears? Kim had no comment to the rejection but had said before that Kate would look good in it like she expected Kate to keep the stuff. Not to be deterred, Kim tried to invite Kate to tea. Kate didn't even bother to say no. Just because you made a sex tape and somehow got fame does not mean people want your stuff or are dying to have tea with you. Beyonce doesn't return your calls so why should Kate?

35 comments:

Chrissy Buns said...

HA. HA. HA.

JustMe said...

Too bad Kate's not the Queen and could order "Off with her head!"

Alma said...

Could it be? She finally milked it so much and now the descent. Maybe it will go away or become a dj like paris hilton.

CarmeliteLady said...

Just what I was thinking Chrissy: Ahahahahaha! What the hell is Kim on or thinking? Why in the hell would royalty or Kate Middleton want to associate themselves with Paris Hilton's ex bestie? Kate's still looks horrified that her topless photos were published. Kim should stick to what she knows, which is rappers, fake marriages, bearding, sex tapes, athletes, STD's, leather, fur, long hair, um, animal print, hagendaaz, um, nice cars, did I say rappers? Really, stay within your element Kim, and royalty, diplomats, politicians, aristocrats, intellectuals, etc. are not your area of expertise.

smash said...

Camerlitelady- perfect! Hilarious!

smash said...

Carmelite- sorry for the misspelling! :)

LottaColada said...

Kimmy should really just keep out of all foreign affairs. She learned that she knows nothing about fashion or politics this week.

it took forever said...

rich people snobbing rich people, meh, nothing new here

dia papaya said...

CarmeliteLady! You are on a roll! Thanks for making me laugh for a second day in a row :)

I would have paid money to see the look on Kate's face when that package arrived. Seriously??? Fake fur and leopard prints on the always classy and tasteful Kate? HA. HA. HA!

That silver dress on the right is so hideous it should only be used as a life saving space blanket. You know those aluminum ones that keep you from freezing to death but are paper thin? KK is Keepin it Klassy!

Christina said...

You mean Kate doesn't want to dress like a $2 hooker. Shocking.

jrkevprod said...

I doubt the "fashion" even made to Kate. She has people who handle that crap.
Ahh, Kim. The scent of desperation should be the next fragrance name.

jrkevprod said...

I doubt the "fashion" even made to Kate. She has people who handle that crap.
Ahh, Kim. The scent of desperation should be the next fragrance name.

urg8urg said...

Kate's assistant must've loved opening that packaging and writing a note back. I really can't wait for the Kardashians to go the way of Paris. They did start out as besties hooking for high dollars, right?

Munch said...

I don't know what's funnier - the porn star Kim Kartrashian (she should ALWAYS be referred to like that) sending hooker duds to someone she's never met, or the models wearing the polyester and pleather extravaganza - they look like they put on a Kim wig and went dressed as the Munsters for halloween and haven't been home to shower since.

auntliddy said...

Why not send some free clothes to people who need it? Like, idk, out of work hookers, lol

All about Eve said...

That picture above looks like a bunch of Kardashian Klones..,lol!! It should be scary but I feel her 15 minutes are almost up, not even Kanye can save her

Kathleen said...

Kate can't accept freebies from anyone, even the best high-end designers. She has stuff sent to her all the time and invariably sends them back. It's royal policy.

eris hilton said...

Bold move, Kim. I expect Kate's people prevented all this from even reaching her royal ears. That's their job, right?

Dee Lurker said...

This is almost too pathetic to be funny...almost. These people's lives are so weird!

FlirtyChick74 said...

Thanks for the insight Kathleen.

ljsmed said...

Those clothes are horrendous, you could not pay me to wear any of them.

Miz said...

Yeah unless Kim sent then direct to their cottage in Anglesey, its likely Kate didn't even see them. Trust her not to research Royal protocol, idiot. What did she think would happen, really? Kate would want to style herself up as a middle aged hooker and suddenly the entire country would buy her shit?

Ha.

timebob said...

if Kim's people had a brain they would know Kate isn't going to wear anything but British designers, not that i'm calling Kim a designer At.All.

I read in an article that Kate receives free clothes everyday and they are always sent back, royal protocol, she can't accept them.

DrunkenBlogger said...

I said - I SAID - the duct tape dress was going to rock the British runways!

C.L.Russell said...

AHA!
THAT'S why Sears Holdings (the name of their terrible marriage with Kmart) is in such bad shape. If Sears winds up joing Montgomery Ward in Department Store Heaven I now know who I can blame, besides just Kmart.

urban chaos said...

This post makes me happy.

lilo723 said...

Maybe Kim felt she could relate to Kate's topless photo experience since her sex tape scandal and thought she would lend her a sympathetic ear. Who am I kidding...Kim is an attention whore and will do anything to stay relevant.

parissucksliterally said...

LOOOOOVE Kate even more now!

astrogirl said...

Kate is allowed to accept clothing if the designer is considered a personal friend. Princess Di was very close to Gianni Versace, he did many pieces for her. I daresay Kate has similar relationships with the designers at Alexander M and Jenny P. :)

She does favour English labels but ever the diplomat she also wears clothing from designers of whatever country she is visiting.

Beta said...

A nice thing about the KK line, they used models of all sizes :)
(the clothes are still tacky as fuck though :P)

Redd said...

Sorriest looking group I have ever seen. Oh, and the models look kind of desolate, too. Really now, who in their right mind would want to wear this garbage?

Grand Odalisque said...

Good on Kate for a) not keeping the clothes - to do so would imply she might wear them, and b) not responding to the invite. I say, better to not engage with trash AT ALL, lest some of it should rub off on you. Kate has something Kim has never heard of: class.

Grand Odalisque said...

Good on Kate for a) not keeping the clothes - to do so would imply she might wear them, and b) not responding to the invite. I say, better to not engage with trash AT ALL, lest some of it should rub off on you. Kate has something Kim has never heard of: class.

Grand Odalisque said...

Good on Kate for a) not keeping the clothes - to do so would imply she might wear them, and b) not responding to the invite. I say, better to not engage with trash AT ALL, lest some of it should rub off on you. Kate has something Kim has never heard of: class.

Silly Girl said...

Well, I don't feel so bad now! I sent Kate some of my old maternity clothes and then tweeted her to see if she wanted to grab a beer and some smokes later. She didn't respond. That makes KK JUST LIKE ME!! (sarcasm) Awesome! She's finally arrived. Let her 15 seconds of fame be almost over....