Tuesday, November 13, 2012

McAfee Founder Wanted For Questioning In Murder

John McAfee founded McAfee. He then sold it and spends most of his time taking bath salts which he calls the perfect drug. He is constantly trying to find new ways to make it better. McAfee lives in Belize and police want to question him about the murder of another US citizen who happens to be McAfee's neighbor. So far the police have been unable to find McAfee who said that he was home when police tried to question him there but had buried himself in the sand and then put a cardboard box over his head and the police just totally ignored him. Police had previously raided his home two months ago and arrested him on drugs and weapons charges. He was later released but says the police have it in for him and that no one likes him.

30 comments:

EmEyeKay said...

This is why I stick with Norton.

(kidding)

He looks like a pirate!

dee123 said...

So McAfee is not only horrible on a computer it's horrible in real life?
Good to know.

Henriette said...

Silicon Valley Geek gone bad!

surfer said...

Very funny Em.

I just read something this morning saying he's in touch with the people at wired.com, giving them updates (from his perspective, obviously).

dia papaya said...

Pirate! Arghh!

Thanks for the laugh Em.

Ms Cool said...

He could have taken all that money and done some good with it. What a shame.

B. Profane said...

I'm finding this a lot funnier than you guys, but I'm unable to comment for professional reasons.

Still...ha, ha, ha, ha, ha....

dia papaya said...

Ms Cool - I think he was quite pleased with how he spent it. In his mind, he did do some good with it. That's the saddest part. He's a crazy nutter!

You're absolutely right though.

Ms Cool said...

A nutter indeed, Dia Papaya.

Dee Lurker said...

Genius + Crazy, such a fascinating combo (and often scarey).

Amber said...
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Amber said...

Maybe he can join Charlie Manson's non-profit, ATWA, to try to turn his image around!

** typo'd!

Layna Day said...

So McAfee's creator is just as loopy as his product. Not surprising. Norton FTW, folks!

Tuxedo Cat said...

AVG forever! Or until something better comes along, I mean...

What a waste of a brilliant mind...So very sad for his family and friends...

Kraymond19 said...

JAWS... What's his name?

SusanB said...

Now I know why I chose Norton. It's a murder-free product.

__-__=__ said...

Good one Em!

Layna Day said...

@SusanB: LOL!

Ms Cool said...

He looks like that dude from the Jeffersons.

Ms Cool said...

He looks like that dude from the Jeffersons.

Ms Cool said...

Paul Benedict from the Jeffersons

Chilie said...

He lost most of his fortune in the crash and has 4 million left. Not a lot for a lifetime on the run.

His neighbour filed a complaint about McAfee's dogs last week. On Friday, all six dogs were poisoned.

Neighbour was killed on Sat. night or early Sunday morning.

I don't advocate murder (or the death sentence), AND I went out on a limb here with speculation regarding what happened...

BUT, if someone poisoned & killed all of my pets, they would have to look over their shoulder for the rest of their abbreviated life.

Ms Cool said...

Oh, more importantly, Paul Benedict wasn't Guffman in Waiting for Guffman.

@Chilie - that is horrifying, if true.

Barton Fink said...

His substance abuse issues are monumental. He apparently has spent years inserting methamphetamine-sorts of stimulants into his rectum and engaged in vigorous gangbangs, plus all sorts of druggy madness. Physically, mentally, emotionally he's been a wreck for years. This is a way icky story, people -- and if you want to read up on it, there's lots to read up on! http://gizmodo.com/5959812/john-mcafee-wanted-for-murder

EmEyeKay said...

Thanks for the link @Barton, going to read it now.

@dia, I'll be down your way for Thanksgiving, but only overnight. Will wave to you from the other side of the river :)

annabella said...

when the police raided his house a few months ago, he was in bed with a teenaged girl. it was in the news reports.

sounds like a d-bag to me.

SaintsFan said...

@Ms Cool, I busted out laughing at that. I didn't even think of that till you pointed it out. Now it's all I see ha ha.

Jason Blue Eyes said...

Al Pacino definitely has to portray him when the movie of this gets made.

Popnursing said...

Thank god those are his sunglasses hanging around his neck. For a minute there I thought he was sporting dual rat tails. * shudder *

ms snarky said...

I don't think I like him either.