Tuesday, November 13, 2012

Random Photos Part One

Four parts today.

 Snooki got drunk at the hair salon and ended up with bright red hair. I actually think the red was her plan, but the getting drunk was just a bonus for the new mom.

Speaking of drunk. I don't think Sofia Vergara was drunk, but her heels made it impossible for her to get in the car without assistance so, just as good as a drunk photo.
More drunken news. Kristen Stewart decided to go with the see thru dress. Probably drunk when she decided on that.

Speaking of drunk, Robert Pattinson already has his St. Patrick's Day drinking costume ready.
No more drunk jokes. Can't think of any that go with the Kellan Lutz and Nikki Reed and Ashley Greene photo.
Not sure what Elle Fanning was thinking of with those shoes. Probably drunk. Or stole them from a sumo wrestler.
I think Dakota Fanning tries way harder to impress when her sister is on the carpet with her.
The only time no one laughs at Victoria Beckham when she is dancing. Alone in a Vegas night club during the middle of the day, dancing her little heart out to Viva Forever.

46 comments:

Ingrid Superstar said...

Elle Fanning - eight foot tall maniac.

Elle Fanning wit dem shoes - ten foot tall road block.

T. E. Cuz said...

i think kristen looks quite pretty, and the dress is unusual! i would have picked it in a different color.

elle fanning is unattractive. and why am i seeing the blonde hair-dark roots thing everywhere?

dakota looks pretty. lovely dress.

Del Riser said...

Oh Elle, those are like dressy Frankenstein shoes!

Amber said...

Kristen's dress is actually very chic (and gorgeous), and sheer has been a HUGE trend. You pair a sheer dress with MODEST underpinnings. I did it for Glamorama with a sheer pink dress, black bustier, and black full-bottom hotpants panties.

This is the one and only time I will defend her.

Dee Lurker said...

So much of Enty's comments are totally random, then he will saying something like the dakota comment and it is so astute! I was thinking the same thing when I saw these pics, but I couldn't quite nail it. Maybe she just doesn't want to be called Dakota all night by accident...

Sooo no drunk jokes w trio because Lutz is the closet BI?

*karen* said...

I like the dress, too, but Kristen should really be downplaying the sex angle when no one has forgotten her affair.

Cathy said...

I like the dress too (and if you've got it, flaunt it), but I kind of think it would have been more appropriate at a premiere for a movie for adults, rather than one aimed at pre-teen girls.

Alma said...

I like the dress. Done with the ho wearing it.

Sophia Vergara, girl why do we do this? I have two pairs of shoes I can only look at but never wear. Sigh

Layna Day said...

I like Kristen's dress. And she's smiling!

Is Robert auditioning for Lucky Charms: The Movie?

Elle is lovely, but this outfit? Eh.

Dakota looks good with dark hair. And her dress is pretty.

Am I the only one who kind of picks up on Olivia De Havilland/Joan Fontaine vibes from the Fanning sisters?

The best dancing is the dancing no one sees. Do you, Victoria.

FingerBinger said...

Never been a big fan of the shiny suit and to wear a green one. Sweet Jesus on a bun is that awful.

noseygal48 said...

Else those shoes are the absolute worst and Dakota is unrecognizable!!! Wow. I don't like k stew but that dress is amazing!

califblondy said...

I love the Posh picture, just wish it was a video.

SilverOnyx said...

Love love love Kristen's dress. But did they have like a flesh color theme for the premiere or something? I didn't realize so many picked that exact color.

ana belle said...

KSCREW showing the world how she gets her roles.

Were there any photos of her & Dakota together? Since now Dakota is supposed to be pissed with her also and telling everyone KSCREW is gay.

g.strathmore said...

Kellen Lutz's face looks freaky.

Elle looks like an idiot.

hunter said...

Elle Fanning's outfit is all Prada and I think Prada shit is all ugly as ass. Case in point right here.

bonnie blue-blade said...

For someone who doesn't want any attention....

Jessie said...

Wait WHAT? Who said Dakota was allowed to dye her hair?

LA Mac said...

Dakota was such a cute kid, but not so much as she is ageing. I think Elle is much prettier than Dakota,

msgirl said...

Am I the only one who hates that dress? With the granny panties no less?

Hopefully Dakota's just going thru an awkward phase as she grows into a woman.

I'd love to have a disco ball room to myself and dance!

ButterKwup said...

msgirl- I hate the dress too. I might like it better on someone with something to show off, but I doubt it.

I don't think either of the Fanning girls are nice looking. And I agree with whoever up thread said they get the feeling they don't get along.

Renoblondee said...

I love the dress. Hey, if you've got the bod to do it, and she does!
Dakota was beautiful in The Runaways, but she looks so different in these pics. Heh, I kinda like the green suit. It's different!

VeeBee said...

I think Elle is pretty but damn! That outfit is proof that bad clothes can make even a cute girl look horrendous. It makes her look hippy and out of proportion with, dare I say, FAT knees? And those shoes should never have seen the light of day. Blech.

Otoh, I think Dakota looks great!

PuggleMommy said...

Kristen cheated, she didn't murder anyone. Enough with the "ho" comments.

bonnie blue-blade said...

wtf..."ho"...piss off!

Lola said...

LOL. That green suit makes me kinda like Rob...just a little mind you; but there it is.


Say what you will, that pic of Nikki, Kellan and Ashley is showcasing some good looking DNA.

Seachica said...

Why all the "ho" hate for Kristen Stewart? Did the Sparkles fan society's short bus stop at CDAN today? KStew slept with a married man. She is single. Put the blame on the guy who had made a lifetime commitment, not on a woman who is single and young. And how do you get to her being a ho? From what I can tell, she has seen two guys -- the director and maybe Sparkles. 2 hardly makes someone a ho.

Jules_345 said...

Anyone who would cheat on Rob is obviously a ho. As is anyone who would defend her. (Jokes! But that does seem to be the mentality)

fancyscreenname said...

I like that suit on rob.

Sherry said...

THOSE shoes...Never...Just all sorts of heinous. No one even has to guess which ones I am talking about..

Texshan said...

Um, just because you aren't married, if you sleep with a married guy you are still, IMHO, a ho. I'm not giving the single person a pass in an extramarital affair. He was married and broke his vows and is a turd, but so is she for sleeping with a dude she knew was married (besides the fact that she was supposedly in a long-term, committed relationship at the time). And Puggle, calling her a "ho" is right on the money precisely because she did cheat. We'd call her something else if she murdered someone.

Also, those shoes on that Fanning girl are two of the ugliest pieces of clothing I have ever seen in my life. They make her look bow-legged and like her feet as the same size as Shaq's.

Speaking of shoes, if you can't walk in them, don't wear them. I'm looking at you, Sophia.

Texshan said...

*are* the same size as Shaq's. It's been a long day.

astrogirl said...

Kristen you look fantastic, love the dress...

Haters gonna hate.

Mango said...

I don't care for Kristen's dress but at least her hair doesn't appears as if her little sister styled it and *gasp* she's smiling for once!

Elle's whole ensemble is appalling. I'm another who dislikes Prada.

Dakota, on the other hand, looks lovely.

Alicia said...

Love that dress KStew! She's killing the game right there.

curlyhairslacker said...

Ok, I'll say it-I like Snooki's red hair color.

I also like Rob's suit, nice to see different colors besides back and gray.

Elle.....wtf?




JSierra said...

I am so tired of all the Snooki hate. She did absolutely NOTHING to anyone, unless you count molesting juiceheads with her tongue. Give the girl a break.

Kristen looks awesome in that dress and so much better now that she is smiling. I am rethinking my animosity towards her, although most of it is fueled by her sad attempts at acting. I definitely think that she gets WAAAY more hate than she deserves.

I think Elle Fanning is beautiful. I really, really like her and cannot wait for her new movie Betwixt to come out. Looks right up my alley.

Steph said...

KStew's dress would be so gorgeous if it wasn't see through.......... the back and front transparency is a little too much

seaward said...

Oh my, Dakota Fanning looks really good as a brunette.

It took me a really, really long time to find Victoria in that picture.

Gabby said...

Dakota looks absolutely stunning with dark hair. I think the natural hair color of both of the Fanning girls is a bit straw-ish and an ugly blonde in general. Elle is super pretty but she should put highlights in and wear her hair differently than bone-straight all the time! And both of the girls are extremely talented.

LizzardO said...

I really don't like the bra cups on Kristen's dress (those cups on most every woman make them look like the have micro boobs. The rest of the dress looks interesting. He shoes on the Fanning girl are fug.

greenmountaingal said...

I'm embarrassed to say that I love Snooki's hair color.

The Twilight people are ugly. I don't get their appeal.

Dakota Fanning looks beautiful as a brunette.

Viva Forever! Long live the Spice Girls!

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Squid said...

I am so into Posh now.

penelope jane said...

regarding snookie's hair: that whole look is so played out. went out in 2002, didn't it? why are people still wanting it in 2012?

zombiecrush said...

Elle Fanning isn't very pretty... sorry... and those shoes are fucking HORRIBLE. She just looks really awkward.
Dakota looks amazing in that dress & that new hair colour. She knows how to work a carpet.