Wednesday, November 21, 2012

Today's Blind Items - The Hooker Speaks

Today isn't Friday, but I wanted to take a minute to wish everyone in the States a Happy Thanksgiving for tomorrow in case you are not here. I will be here all day or as long as I can because I do start drinking early on Thanksgiving. I want you all to know that I am very thankful for each of you and hope if you are going somewhere for the long holiday to not only be safe on the holiday buy going out at 4am or midnight or whatever time your favorite store opens.

This A+ movie actor is filming a movie right now and recently had a day off. He had 6 hookers sent to his hotel, 4 hours apart and apparently had sex with them all. He told one of them that his soon to be ex couldn't keep up with him. The hooker said she might have been with him for four hours, but the sex lasted under a minute and that he seemed to be doing it to prove to himself that he was some kind of stud but he isn't. She said that when she walked into his room it stank of beer and urine and that he looked homeless and if she saw him on the street smelling and looking like he did that she would have thought for sure he was homeless. He had not showered in what seemed like days. She said she was grateful the sex only lasted a minute because she thought she was going to vomit the entire time. She says that he had been known for his body in the past but now he was a pudgy mess and that he was obviously drunk and had food stuck to his face. He did make her dance for him and he threw money at her while she was dancing and she thought she was going to get to keep it but that after she finished dancing he asked for it all back and he was going to use the money again later. She says that she was number three of the day and that she felt really bad for the three women who were coming after her.

109 comments:

Stephe96 said...

Russell Crowe?

spacecowboy78 said...
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Wendy said...

i was going to say Leo Dicaprio but soon to be ex doesn't fit considering she is his ex, and I don't think he was known for his body. Russell Crowe is a good guess, did he used to be known for his body?

RowdyRodimus said...

Happy Thanksgiving to you, too Enty (and also to all of my fellow CDANers, American or not we all can be thankful for something be it family or just a puppy licking your nose :P )

FSP said...

I hope this is Brad Pitt.

rhinovodka said...

Ryan Gosling

MontanaMarriott said...

Happy Thanksgiving Enty and everyone. Love my CDAN fam.

I am on the Russell Crowe bandwagon

fancyscreenname said...

Ew, Russell Crowe.

spacecowboy78 said...

Was Crowe known for his body? He's been kind of pudgy for a while, and while he wasn't always, I don't know if I'd go so far as to say he was known for his body. Who are the known A+ smellies? Pitt, McConaughey, Penn? Obviously this isn't Matt McConaughey since he's anything but pudgy and probably isn't still A+. Penn isn't with anyone, so he's out.

Brad Pitt or Russell Crowe...or it's not a real blind. Not too many choices here.

A RESIDENT said...

@FSP is right. This is Brad Pitt. Filming in London

TinselSass said...

Happy Thanksgiving Enty! And best wishes for a safe indulgent holiday to all CDANers! Giving thanks for all of you!!!

Barton Fink said...

Oh FSP, I love you.

eris hilton said...

Sounds like Brad Pitt (soon to be ex, though? really?) but I want to know who is the person talking to the hooker?

LottaColada said...

Ryan Gosling is not a pudgy mess! Sorry but I <3 him

Russell Crowe fits. He's filming Noah.

Rins said...

Yes, please be Brad Pitt.

Renoblondee said...

Crowe. He just announced seperation.

donner said...

I'd say RC before BPitt.....Pitt might look dirty, but he doesn't have a 'soon to be ex' and he's not pudgy. Russel is both.

Nope said...

Depp

eris hilton said...

Is russell crowe seriously A+? I mean probably but still, ew.

dyzdirect said...

Gerard Butler. Did you see him in 300? Have you seen him lately? Also, yesterday Now daily had an article about him being in a nightclub in Dubai "getting cosy with not one bus six pretty women."

Jeneral said...

Johnny Depp

LottaColada said...

Oscar winner = A list

IDoTheRobot said...

I could only picture Brad Pitt when reading this-- bahahahahaha!

Happy Thanksgiving to everyone! We are having a huge family meal and celebrating that we found out we are having another girl! :) I hope yours is a happy holiday as well.

Happymostofthetime said...

Mark Walberg.

cinephreak said...

ewwwwwwwwww, that being said my guesses are (based solely on actors that are known studs and currently working on projects):
Fast/Furious- Vin Diesel, Dwayne Johnson, or Paul Walker
Wolverine- Hugh Jackman
Hangover 3- Bradley Cooper
Hunger Games- Woody Harrelson
Thor- Chris Hemsworth
Olympus Has Fallen- Gerard Butler
Kickass 2- Nic Cage

Happymostofthetime said...

Except he's not a pudgy mess. I take it back.

Topper Madison said...

I read this as Brad Pitt. Then I saw the Russell Crowe guess and thought that was better. Then I remembered how crappy Pitt has looked lately, so I went back to him. It's probably Crowe.

Elissa said...

I doubt this is Brad Pitt; Saint Ang has never had a reputation for not being able to keep up sexually.

I got no other guess, though.

NomNom83 said...

I gotta go Crowe on this one. Damn fine actor, but he gets more body-snarking than Gaga. Also, I understand that on a personal level, he can range from super-awesome-kind to raging-dickbag.

*karen* said...

I don't think that Russell Crowe is A+...I don't even think he's an A anymore.

Still, I'd be surprised if Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie split, what with all those kids.

Jaiden_S said...

I like the Russell Crowe guess. He was pretty hot in Gladiator. Now, not so much.

seaward said...

Johnny Depp is known for his stank, but he doesn't have a soon to be ex, I don't think. I want this to be him, though.

msgirl said...

My god was Russell HOT in Gladiator. Yes he was known for his body. This is Russell all the way.

spacecowboy78 said...

Yes, Depp is another A+ er known for his stank, but he was never known for his body, just his face and ability.

Possibly Pitt, probably Crowe, but the current A+ ranking is generous.

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Amber said...

Hooray @Robot! You guys make adooooooooooorable girls :)

Happy Thanksgiving Eve everyone.

I'm going to try to make more of a case for Brad Pitt here. 1) "soon to be ex" doesn't necessarily mean divorce. He may be planning on breaking up with St. Angie. 2) Angie may have no trouble keeping up, but maybe HE does. It sounds to me like this guy is trying to "prove himself".

However, this type of behavior doesn't really sound like Pitt's MO, as far as I'm aware. I'd put this more on Crowe.

Basil said...

It's probably Crowe, but it does read as Pitt. I wouldn't get to stuck on the "soon to be ex" line. Guys say it all the time, and apparantly hookers get it too.

Amber said...

It says the guy is currently filming. Pitt is not. Crowe is currently filming two movies.

Seachica said...

Crowe feels like an A- these days, but Enty has his own thoughts on ratings. The rest of the clues fit him perfectly. I never understood RC's appeal, but his body was FIT during Gladiator.

Congrats, robot!

e said...

Russell Crowe ftw!

Brainy Pirate said...

@LottaColada: No, Oscar = never lower than B list.

Topper Madison said...

@Amber. I hear ya. I think the "can't keep up with him" is just bitter grapes because he was dumped--rather than being the one doing the dumping. And let's face it, when was the last time Pitt was dumped? I don't think that's ever happened--at least not since he's been famous. And isn't there rumors about Angie having a girlfriend these days, or did I make that up? If so, maybe he slipped a cog over it and went on a bender? The only reason any man would spend 24 hours with multiple hookers is someone trying to prove their manhood, and if "sex fiend" Angie left him for a woman, well, I suspect he'd be feeling pretty unmanly.

It's probably Crowe.

vega said...

I like the Crowe guess because he's known to like to drink and mostly now looks like the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man. Also because of the line that he seemed to have something to prove to himself. That reminded me of the time some woman called him fat and he challenged her to a bike race.

On the other hand, the link about Butler is interesting, and God knows he can look like a leftover douche too.

spacecowboy78 said...

Gerard Butler = Not A+. Case closed.

jane3113 said...

How sad that someone feels they need to have minute long sex with six hookers just to feel like a man.

Never thought of Russel Crowe being smelly but he does fit.

Topper Madison said...

I'm over-rationalizing into thinking this is Pitt now...Why would Crowe brag to a hooker that is unfamous wife couldn't keep up with him? HOWEVER, Pitt saying it about Angie is braggadocio.

Amber said...

@vega LOLOL I never heard the bike race story! That is classic!

Topper Madison said...

Yeah, but then I can't see Pitt taking money back from a hooker, either.

It's probably Crowe. He'll need the money for his divorce.

Erin B said...

I read this as Crowe the whole time too. I never heard rumors of him being smelly though, but maybe he doesn't bathe when he's in the middle of a huge bender. The A+ gives me pause because I would see him as A- nowadays, but who knows?

Mooshki said...

Enyt's ratings change like the weather. I don't think he'd still call Gerard A+, but you never know.

Roman Holiday said...

Thank you :) Let the drinking commence!!!!!

PunkinElf said...

Not Pitt. Not pudgy. Once said he was hung like a weasel. Very self-deprecating and he seems to be the most "normal" star in Hollywood.

I don't like Crowe, don't like the guy in this blind, so it's gotta be him. ;)

SweetDee said...

It's Russel Crowe or Gerard Butler, but to be honest if you put them next to each other I couldn't tell the diff.

I'm going to say definitely not Brad because he and Angie are known by neighbors to have extremely loud sex, they admitted to a sex dungeon, etc. Angie keeps up, and I doubt he is going to dump her.

gr8p said...

Leo DiCaprio or Russell Crowe.

Frufra said...

Oh Russell, how far you've fallen! I remember how you took my breath away in The Gladiator. Sigh. I wanted to run in the Elysian Fields with you :-(.

SweetDee said...

Also, WISHING it were Pitt doesn't make it so. He isn't filming and he's not fat right now ;)

msgirl said...

Frufra- seriously! I had serious hots for him and I love love that movie!

seaward said...

@spacecowboy I must have glossed right over that line, hm.

L'auteur said...

Could the words "prove himself" relate to "Proof of Life" starring Crowe and Meg Ryan?

Me said...

not brad pitt!! he and angie are perfect and will ride off into the sunset forever. NO!

supapimp said...

Some of these guesses ate just outright bad. Smh

Leviathan said...

Crowe is not currently filming Noah. Filming wrapped on Saturday, November 17th.

Mystikchic said...

As much as it pains me to say this, I think it's Russell Crowe. He gained a lot of weight for his part in Noah and prehaps he hasn't had an easy time loosing it. He is known for his drinking and he's probably a mess since he separated from Danielle.

noseygal48 said...

I can never get these but Russell Crowe and the way he has been looking lately came to mind

dragon said...

LOl at Brad pitt. Lik he ever go to leave that freaky dicky Angelina. Plus he's not fat or working.

MadLyb said...

My first thought was Johnny Depp, but I really like the Russell Crowe guesses here.

vega said...

I thought I'd remembered articles about Crowe's b.o. so I went Googling. Indeed.

http://www.thelisticles.com/health-and-food/ten-celebrities-extremely-gross-hygiene-practices/

"According to his co-stars Mr Crowe has a body odor problem so strong that people prefer sitting down wind of him on gigs and shows."



And here's the link to the article about him challenging a columnist to a bike race:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/expat/6139034/Russell-Crowe-tells-gossip-columnist-to-get-on-her-bike.html

Looziana Magnolia said...

Just to throw out there....Liev Schrieber?? We keep seeing photos from that movie he is filming with major facial hair. But I don't know about the body image though.

yodelay said...

Is World War Z out of reshoots? Cause if not, this sounds like self destructive midlife crisis shit, which would make BP be a prime candidate. Just because he told a hooker his gal is his soon to be ex and SHE was the one who had trouble keeping up doesn't mean EITHER are true. Sounds like someone with a long term relationship who has self esteem issues.

FS said...

Just checked Russell Crowe's twitter. He posts his workouts regularly (when he does them) and he's mentioning being on set so much and missing his kids. This could be him.

The rating system has become lax, in my opinion. A+ to me is Nicholson, Beatty, Douglas, Pitt, Clooney, and that's about it. Timeless stars who will always be famous and recognizable. Streep, Streisand, Close, Mirren for the women.

PotPourri said...

Matthew M, Brad Pitt, Russell Crowe, Johnny Depp....all known for Stank. Would sad to be Russell though...well it's sad for anyone to be like this.

Topper Madison said...

I think the whole Pitt rationale is from the A+ rating. Crow might have been A+ at Gladiator time, but definitely not now. No way.

Now I'm thinking Pitt again...crap. This is going to keep me awake tonight.

TalksTooMuch said...

I think it is Russell Crowe, too, although I thought Brad Pitt all the way through. Just because that would be awesome. After Bill Bob said Angelina was like f%^$ing a sofa. Too funny.

ANYway, didn't RC woo Meg Ryan just to win a bet with crew members? This is along the same lines, I could see him betting someone (or just himself) that he can sleep with 6 women in the same day. And I think his soon-to-be-ex is famous somewhere.

msgirl said...

I think Enty 's been loose with ratings for awhile now to jack them all up -now we have A, A+, A++ and I think we've even had A+++! That said, in Hollywood film community Russell is probably A+ - he's a good actor and delivers the goods.

When that bike race happened I watched the video, it's pretty funny, the challenger admitted he was in great shape and she had trouble keeping up. Heh there we go keeping up! This is so Crowe.

Fijigrrl said...

I agree with the Crowe guess.

Happy almost Tday to my fellow U.S. C-daners

Topper Madison said...

Leonardo is in the photos. Is he seeing anyone? I could see him being a drunk jerk on a lost weekend, and I do consider him A+.

curlyhairslacker said...

I'm with the Russell Crowe guess. His body was hottttttt in Gladiator.

Happy Thanksgiving Eve, I'm ready to get my eat on! :)

ms snarky said...

I assumed it was Depp all the way through.

timebob said...

I love how egotistical Crowe is on his twitter daily noting of how much he ran,swam and biked, then you see him pap photos and he is still a bloated mess.

timebob said...

p.s.... if this is about Crowe I wonder if he forced the Hookers to listen to his music while he gave them the 90 seconds of love.

Groovy said...

co-sign Pitt

TotallyDistracted said...

Sounds like Pitt to me. Neither of that pair have aged well since they've been together. He used to be my dream guy and now when I see a photo of him it looks like it smells.

La_Rock said...

I finally have one.
Its arnold.
I am patting myself on the back.

mynerva said...

Oh my money's on Russell too.

MalibuBarbie said...

100% Crowe. He was in incredible shape during his Gladiator years, and is now looking like the Pillsbury Doughboy. He's divorcing his current wife. He's currently filming. He's known for his boorish behavior (the telephone throwing incident at the Mercer hotel years ago, etc)...so, I wouldn't put it past him to take back cash to 'recycle' with another hooker. He's a BIG beer drinker - hell, he's a drinker, period. And, he's not know for his hygiene...

MalibuBarbie said...

*meant to say known for his hygiene.

And, HAPPY THANKSGIVING to my CADN'ers...I'm planning on stuffing the turkey with Xanax this year!

greenmountaingal said...

I thought Brad Pitt for this, but I do like the Marky Mark guess.

Otherwise this is definitely Snuffleuffagus or however you spell it.

misspeg86 said...

This is Russell Crowe to a tee. The "known for his body in the past" comment relates to his role in Gladiator. I also feel that Pitt should be cancelled out because of he pudgy comment. Happy Thanksgiving!!! Take care and be safe xoxo

DrumGirl said...

my first guess was Russel Crowe
but, what about Mickey Rourke or Val Kilmer [although I don't imagine Val to be A+ list]

Norte said...

Arnold

Norte said...

Actually no.....i think known for.his body could mean he was.once.fat.....i.think this is Jonah Hill

FlirtyChick74 said...

Pitt was dumped by Robin Givens

Norte said...

Oh gosh forgivr the word fat....i hate.that word.

Bikey said...

This one reads EXACTLY like a scene from Russell´s last movie, "The Man with the iron fists". In it he spends the night in some kind of brothel/motel and asks for 3 prostitutes to be delivered to his room. There are some really unflattering shots of him with his skimpy shirt open and I remember "pudgy" and "probably smelly" as being some of the first words to come to mind.
I´ll definitely go with this guess.

dragon said...

Jonah is not A+list

Faith said...

I'm thinking Butler or Crowe for sure.

Paper trail said...

Russell Crowe. Yes he is A list. Nominated multiple times for awards, great actor. Incredibly hot in Gladiator. Then poof, fat drunk asshole.

feraltart said...

Pitt also had Gwyneth cheat on him.

Egyptian Ankh said...

I would say Val Kilmer only for the "used to be known for his body but is now a pudgy mess" part. I doubt he is A list these days tho.

Jules_345 said...

I prefer to believe that Maximus Decimus Meridius was real and that Russel Crowe had nothing to do with my lust. Ugh, has to be him.

Happy Thanksgiving everyone - I should totally be baking right now but I missed this site today!

Tuxedo Cat said...

I'm on the Crowe wagon....He's a known pig - the way he has treated women in the past, specifically Meg Ryan.




lakeuniongirl said...

Totally read this as Arnold
Could also be Russell.

lakeuniongirl said...

"Pole dance" made me think of True Lies and Jamie Lee Curtis, who is in the photos today.

KSam said...

Yup, Gladiator.

Moonmaid said...

I think anyone who wins a Best Actor Oscar is pretty much A+. Crowe is breaking up with his wife and has been looking very pudgy of late. And his body in Gladiator was quite hot. Too bad. Fame's a bitch.

FrenchGirl said...

sorry but NOAH filming with Crowe is finished since last week

Helen Lawson said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGT-NUBNTZc

ino said...

Brad pudgy? He may not have the Fight Club abs anymore but no, I don't think pudgy is a word to describe him. Weren't there stories about him being too skinny like Angelina? Also, he's done filming. And when he was (in England right?) I read that the whole family was in the area with him. Besides, as stank as he may look these days, he's still too vain and controlling of his image to do anything that exposed.

So anyho, I think it's Crowe. It's hard to believe he used to look like he did in Gladiator. But if Butler was ranked any higher, I would think this was him too.

motcollins said...

Russell Crowe is supposed to be filming Winter's Tale right now in NYC. Russell going from pudgy in The Insider to studly in Gladiator was an impressive turnaround, but it was a decade ago so not sure if he's still known for being well-built.

Gerald Butler is working on How To Train Your Dragon 2 which would allow him to look like an out-of-shape homeless guy. Don't think he's anywhere near A+ though.

Brad is probably not pudgy but out of shape and fleshy may equal pudgy to someone used to seeing him in perfect form. I agree the notion that he is trying to prove something fits Brad more.