Sunday, December 02, 2012

Blind Item #1

This B list actress who does a little bit of everything and I mean everything from stage to screen to television is discovering about her boyfriend what everyone else has discovered previously. Looks great, but only cares about getting famous. How did the paps manage to find the couple in such an out of the way place? He called. And he he kisses like he learned from movies which he did because that is all he does with women.

25 comments:

Lindsey said...

Kristen Chenowith and that whiny bachelor pilot.

Donna said...

@Lindsey---ditto!

Christopher Cruz said...

I love the Kristen guess!!! I j'adore her sooo much!!!

LottaColada said...

Definitely Kristin & Jake Pavelka

Basil said...

So, is that last sentence a way of saying that he is gay?

Carmelean Karma said...

Yep Kristin and Jake Pavelka. Why would pap's be at a small texas cafe? Hmmm. She could do so much better. Lay off the coke girl!
Remember the blind about the perky broadway girl that likes her coke a bit too much? Jumping to conclusions, but hey that's what we do here. He's cute, but any guy that looks like that, spends that much time getting himself to look like a Ken doll is suspect in my opinion. Not convicted, just suspect.

fancyscreenname said...

@Basil....I know, I was thinking the same thing. I think so. Lol

goes in circles said...

Those two are dating?!?!

Alma said...

I did not know they were together! She is wonderful.

Nutty_Flavor said...

Chenoweth is 44, Pavelka is 34. People, you have to watch out when someone 10 or more years younger than you starts gushing over you.

It can certainly work out - look at Juliette Mills, who has been with her 18-years-younger husband for more than 30 years, or Jan Wenner and Matt Nye, who have been together for nearly 20 - but usually you end up as the pathetic Demi Moore figure (younger man, older woman) or the pathetic Hugh Hefner figure (younger woman, older man) or the pathetic Joe Simpson figure (younger man, older man). (Can't think of a pathetic older woman in an exploitative lesbian relationship at the moment.)

I say this as a middle-aged reader who would love to have a hot young hunk around the house, but am realistic about my chances.

tara17 said...

Yuck, Kristen can do so much better. I watched Jake's season on Bachelor. It was entertaining but so obvious the only person he can love is himself.

motcollins said...

Love Kristen, but did she think because she didn't meet him on Broadway he wasn't another gay boyfriend? Unless she's bearding for a bff, girl's gaydar sucks.

Lisa said...

Oh my gosh- why is Kristin dating that douche? Ick.

izz said...

If kissing is all he does with women, does he not kiss the possible guys he is with?

From Experience i can tell you that kissing someone of either sex is very much the same.

The idea that anyone could be shocked that someone who had appeared on anything like the Bachelor/Bachelorette is hilarious

Unknown said...

I don't know anything about Kristen except seeing her on a talk show and I would want to rip her face off after 15 minutes of listening to her helium-injected voice - just sayin.

Jemtastic said...

@Nutty_Flavor: Portia and Ellen fit.

GladysKravitz said...

@Nutty_Flavor and Jemtastic: I don't think Portia is exploiting Ellen---I do believe that k.d. lang and Leisha Hailey might be a better fit for the exploitive aspect of younger/older relationship.

Oh, and Nutty_Flavor, I completely agree with your analysis of the May/December or May/August relationship recipe for heartache.

Renoblondee said...

I did not know they were together either! I watched his Bachelor season and he is a nasty piece of work. He's fake. Vienna said that he never wanted to have sex too. When I saw Kristen on Idol as a guest judge I decided I could not stand her. She's a vapid idiot. Soooooo, they're perfect together! LOL

califblondy said...

I used to love her, but she just gets on my nerves now. Honestly, I thought she was Gay. I had no idea these two were dating. Jake has some major issues and I couldn't see any woman (or man) tolerating him for more than one date.

Tania said...

Really? I was going to say Ryan Seacrest and Julianne Hough!

CDAN Reader said...

If this is Jake and Kristen, their “relationship” is a total PR fabrication. One of them needs some heat for a new project or something that’s coming out. That Jake is a closeted famewhore douchebag that needs to get on a low rent Soap Opera (if there are any left). That’s totally his element.

Even if Jake were straight, I doubt if Kristin could have sex without her skin ripping like tissue paper and her brittle body breaking in half like a petrified twig. Girl has way too much Botox, fillers, diuretics, etc., and she looks like she hasn’t eaten solid food in years.

I almost feel bad for her when I look at her bobble head, bug eyes and frying pan forehead because she obviously has issues. She was probably only with Aaron Sorkin for the primo coke and a part in one of his projects.

Kristin also has talent and doesn’t need work the LA hustle like this. Girl, go to ED rehab for 6 months and learn to eat without laxatives. Then you can come back to Broadway whenever you’re ready. Jake, you suck BALLS (well, that's what I heard). Ha!

chachi said...

Was married to a pilot - lots of them are odd - anal retentive, control freaks. Just sayin'.

Margaux said...

ScarJo and that French guy she's dating.

mrknowitall said...

Ooooo. I love that Jake's back in the headlines. You must check out this awesome spoof from his bachelor season:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNJBiAoSGpA


Staple611 said...

I saw that on TMZ yesterday - I love Kristin, so this was a huge disappointment. That guy is such a huge, huge douche.