Thursday, December 27, 2012

Blind Item #1

This celebrity is C- list but probably has A list name recognition. She has not seen sunlight in over a month. She is struggling to stay sober. She has a huge heroin problem and at one point was trading sex for heroin. Her family chipped in to get her a boob job because they thought who would help her modeling career. So far though they have received nothing on their investment except that she did pose for a staggering number of  nude photos in a country where she was legal to pose naked.

48 comments:

Fijigrrl said...

Ali Lohan

strawberrygirl said...

Ali lohan?

Sad.

LottaColada said...

Ali Lohan without a doubt. She looks haggard for someone her age. There are Christmas photos of the happy family going around the net.

Maximus said...

Ugh I was thinking Ali Lohan, too.

plrtz glrb said...

Makes sense. sad.

mynerva said...

Ali. Horrible.

Renoblondee said...

That is horrible. :(

discoflux said...

Implants:

http://images5.fanpop.com/image/photos/27900000/allo-ali-lohan-27971293-1313-2000.jpg

LottaColada said...

TMZ to be exact. Her chest is noticeably larger in that photo.

discoflux said...

And the most depressing transformation ever:

http://www.vh1.com/celebrity/tag/ali-lohan/

dia papaya said...

Really? Really?!? This makes me angry. Poor Ali :(

Maybe Sexy Patrick can save her too.

I'm kinda serious.

Agent**It said...

Very sad. Wonder who turned her on to it.

rejectedcarebear said...

This gives me the sads. Poor girl never had a chance.

elementary said...

But she is over 18 right. so wouldn't she be legal to pose anywhere??

discoflux said...

Good lord. They all look like death in those xmas photos on TMZ.

LottaColada said...

I think there was a recent BI here about two different actresses that got their younger sisters hooked on drugs and LiLo & Ali were a popular guess for inner of them.

Amber said...

Remember the part in Beetlejuice when Geena Davis starts shriveling up and dying? All the Lohan women age like that. Or the Crypt Keeper.

Christopher Cruz said...

Poor Ali was unfortunate looking to BEGIN with. Now she just looks like Mr. Burns in a wig.

Diana G said...

OMG! That's sooo funny!!! :-)

dia papaya said...

Where are these holiday pics? I am Google-ly challenged today.

Sugar said...

But the words "help" and "lohan" do not go together.

discoflux said...

Just go to tmz.com, dia. Scroll down a bit and you'll see.

Basil said...

I think she was underage when they sent her over to Korea, hence the nude pics. Sucks for her if it is true because that family will deny deny deny until she is dead.

auntliddy said...

Man, talk about your bad genes!! I wish her recovery. That whole family is a vipers nest of addiction and denial. Ugh

dia papaya said...

Thanks disco!

surfer said...

This definitely sounds like Ali, but I'm not sure about her not being seen for a month.

Last week there was a picture on lots of websites of the family, including Ali, at a restaurant. So she is around, though probably just keeping a low profile and not running around to clubs with her sister.

SusanB said...

Just looked at TMZ - Ali looks like one of the zombies on Walking Dead - just awful. And Lindsay looks demented.

Had to laugh at the Matt Lauer story though.

carolinec said...

sure ali ruined her face with plastic surgery but i dont think she's on heroin.

http://photos.toofab.com/galleries/ali_lohan#tab=most_recent&id=1034953

DBZee said...

:( Horrible. Enty, please, give us a kindness!

jennifer hansen said...

@basil ali just turned 19 a few days ago and she went to korea earlier this year so she's been legal age for sometime. this blind doesn't really make sense since she was of legal age last year : /

Ellen said...

That makes sense for it to be Ali. When I read this, I was thinking what kind if family chips in for a boob job for someone with a serious drug problem? That family is so depressing. Is the brother messed up too?

KLM said...

I'm torn - some of those pix you guys posted of Ali look awful, but some she looks pretty healthy (in the face, not saying her 10-year-old boy body looks healthy). Why did she do that to her face? Ugh, she was cute before. Regardless, whoever this is makes me sad - I hope someone steps in to help her get the help she needs.

gardengal said...

Highly doubtful this is Ali she is almost 20 years old and this sound like someone who is a little younger since she had nude photo taken in a country where it is legal. Legal here in the US is 18

Cee Kay said...

I was just coming on to say the same thing, @jennifer! Ali is 19 so she's legal to be naked everywhere. :) Not sure about the rest either. A list name recognition, yes, but I think C- list is probably too high for her because nobody really knows her at all without the preface "Lindsay Lohan's sister". Can't think of anybody else, though...

Sandbox720 said...

This does sound like Ali but it can't be. She has been legal to pose nude in the US for almost 2 years.

Also, please...C list with A list name recognition? Jennifer Anisont is C list with A list name recognition...so is Lindsay Lohan.

Ali it maybe, D list with B- list name recognition.

It seems like it could fit perfectly but it has to be someone else.

MadLyb said...

Ali Lohan is really the only name that came to mind. :(

Munch said...

Fix a picture of Ali Lohan in your mind. Got it? OK. Now imagine you've got a black Sharpie and drawn a beard on her. Look again. It's Russell Brand.

Unknown 1 said...

Ali Lohan!!!! Y'all beat me to it. Poor Ali is so unfortunate looking. Modeling career? No. Professional mirror breaker, yes. Ouch.

Unknown 1 said...

And wasn't she supposed to be in Singapore or the Phillipines in rehab? And you're telling me that she can pose naked but can't get heroin there readily and cheaply?

Mango said...

There is something... unpleasant about Ali's face.

discoflux said...

@Mango - Everything?

CrazyCatLady said...

Ive heard that too. Was the other girl Mischa Barton or was that just a known fact?

Brenda L said...

In the one picture carolinec posted, she looks good! The others are pretty haggard.

Anotheramy said...

Heres the TMZ photo
http://www.tmz.com/2012/12/27/lindsay-lohan-family-christmas-tree-photo-michael-lohan-kate-major/

portlandjewel said...

I think some of those pictures of Ali look cute. I can't believe I put this much effort into this but I just wikied her and she turned 19 last week. Is it possible this blind is not new? I have seen some images of her here (I think) and she looks awful now.

lutefisk said...

I don't think Ali is a C-list, nor do I think she has A list name recognition. Most people wouldn't know who she is unless they read gossip sights.

Elementally said...

I always thought that you had to be soulless to scramble for Fame in Hollyweird, I didn't realize you would have to be a Demon, too. (of course, that gleam may be a flash thing)

lutefisk said...

One of the younger Kardashians. I have no idea what their names are.