Friday, December 07, 2012

Blind Item #2 - Easy Easy

When this A list actress who by talent should be a C lister called up her old flame to see if he would play at her wedding, he agreed. The thing is he didn't ask his current A list celebrity girlfriend, he just told her. She went ballistic. Considering how he has cheated on her already with a couple of exes, she wants him to stay far far away from that particular ex even if she is getting married.

44 comments:

Sugar said...

I don't know that my husband to be would be comfortable with my ex playing at our wedding.

Lynn Cloud said...

Jennifer Anniston, John Mayer and Katy Perry.

Alma said...

Jen and brad. Ha ha

auntliddy said...

How does she not see how inspprioate this is??!! ( sorry 'bout the spelling !)

Sugar said...

Good guess lynn cloud but wouldn't Katy be noted as a singer not a celebrity?
I think angie/brad/billy bob

*karen* said...

I think this is Aniston, but I don't think that she's C list for acting. She's not Meryl Streep, but I don't think her acting is terrible.

rejectedcarebear said...

Mayer may be a poopy freak but he makes the most wonderful music, listen to "stop this train" and prepare to swoon!

LottaColada said...

@auntliddy I'm with you on this one. That's just so wrong! He saw her NAKED, how is her soon to be husband not the one who is upset?

nevermindthat said...

If it is Jen, John and Katy just imagine John singing to Jen "Your body is a wonderland.

DBZee said...

For caffeine-related reasons, I read this completely wrong - immediately thought it was Timberlake calling Britney and Jessica Biel going ballistic. Change a few words and it fits, right?

Yeah, I need another cup of coffee.

eris hilton said...

Maybe angelina called up billy bob! I actually SAW his band one time, oh my god awful.

Turkish Taffy said...

I just can't wrap my head around John Mayer being "an old flame" for Jen A. She is just so much hotter than him. I don't think Justin is hot enough for her either.

Renoblondee said...

That is not easy easy!

dia papaya said...

Lynn Cloud got this right!

Jen and company FTW!

artemis said...

I like the John Mayer/Aniston/Justin guess. What I'd like to know is which ex-girlfriends has John already cheated with?

artemis said...

To clarify-I meant John/Aniston/Justin/Katy Perry.

Cee Kay said...

@Turkish - do you pick your mate based on "relative hotness"? How's that working out for you?

Wen said...

Kate Hudson?

Anna said...

I don't think John Meyer and Katy Perry are anything but pals to help him get notice when he released his comeback album after throat-surgery recovery and bad PR issues. He doesn't look all that thrilled in photos with her, and she doesn't seem all that smitten. She looked as if she was having more fun with the Bieber and Pattinson in the Bieber Bus.

White lilly said...

I thought Brangelina/Billy Bob because of Enty's post about them getting the wedding bands...

NomNom83 said...

Aniston/Mayer/Perry

But let's be honest, even if Aniston/Theroux get married next week, the likelihood of Perry and Mayer still being a thing by then is very small. They're not going to last, anyway. Mayer should accept the gig and Perry needs to stop putting up with the cheating.

chopchop said...

I thought Enty claimed Aniston's engagement was fake?

jax said...

who the fcuk wants that douche playing their wedding??

c_anne said...

Kate Hudson

c_anne said...

Kate Hudson

Jemtastic said...

If you're A-List, wouldn't you have access to performers that haven't seen you naked? Unnecessary drama.

Alma said...

The way he pulls his faces when singing would be very distracting.

Unknown said...

What if we keep John Mayer, but change the getting married woman to Jessica Simpson:
-Jess wants to get married before she has the next baby i.e. soon.
-she is is def C list by talent.
-Jess' fiancé would have no room to get pissed as she's his meal ticket.

And didn't John say the sex w Jess was spectacular? I can see Katy not loving that.

January Girl said...

I totally agree with Aniston, Mayer, Perry, but cannot believe Aniston still talks to John...he did her SO wrong! Remember the "press conference" he held outside his gym where he blabbed endlessly about why HE dumped HER?

Sherry said...

I like the Simpleton/Mayer guess. I think she still has the hots for him and can totally see how she would think this was okay cuz, hey, she's getting married right?
And then I can see Asslee doing Mayer too and then from across the room, during the first dance, she can mouth to her sister.."I fucked your ex boyfriend and he said I was more napalmier than you!"
Yeah, that's how it's gonna happen.

sma$h said...

Oh I know this is wrong bc the wedding has already passed, but I want to believe this is Timberlake asking Spears, how perfect. I hate Jessica Biel so, so much.

I have such a problem with exes still remaining friends when they are in new relationships. It's unnecessary drama!

Staple611 said...

@DBZee, I actually read it wrong the exact same way and had the exact same guess.

And then giggled at the idea of Snake Brittney at Justin and Jessica's wedding doing "Slave 4 U." Lol.

IMakeNoSense said...

Looks fade.

Of course easy for me to say, I'm not exactly a good looking guy.

IMakeNoSense said...

Looks fade.

Of course easy for me to say, I'm not exactly a good looking guy.

Allison said...

Drew Barrymore
fabrizio Moretti
Kristen Wiig

Silly Girl said...

@Sherry nailed it! End of story, we can all go home, she totally called it how it's going to go down! Awesome! (I was on the Angelina/Billy Bob train, with him cheating with Laura Dern, but does he have a girlfriend right now?)

lelale said...

@January girl yes but she took him back after that because she needed a date to the Oscars I think people choose to forget that whole episode.

auntliddy said...

Mb jlo, casper the friendly mutant, and marc anthony?

nudibelle said...

no way its jenn a.. no way she worked THIS hard to finally get married again and bring back an ex to her "wedding".. im liking the jessica simpson guess.. It has to be katy perry for girlfriend

nessa said...

i agree, i love her as an actress

Cheryl said...

Sherry wins with "napalmier"!

MrWolf said...

Good eye Unknown. Definitely Sexual Napalm, dude and the retarded chick.

Anna said...

Diane Lane and Josh Brolin to marry with Bon Jovi asked to sing?

He wrote "Shot Through the Heart" about Lane, so I can see why Mrs. B. wouldn't be happy about it.

Silly Girl said...

He wrote that song about Diane Lane? Why?