Thursday, December 20, 2012

Blind Item #3

This A list all movie actress told a friend the other day that she and her new boyfriend spent 13 straight days in bed together. They ordered in and watched television, but the only time they actually got out of bed was to  go to the bathroom or shower together.

63 comments:

Dana @ What the Frock? said...

Scarjo

Cathy said...

@Dana - but Scarjo has no friends

Chaparra-rulz said...

Renée Zellweger

PS said...

Mila. And, she wants the word spread, because Demi is such a snatch (not that Ashton is such a great catch).

Vicki Cupper said...

El Scandolo!!!

Seachica said...

Ouch. Some things start to hurt after awhile!

EmEyeKay said...

@Seachica, sometimes I wish there was a "like" button for comments...

NomNom83 said...

By day 3, I would have been getting twitchy thinking about the filth of the sheets. I really hope there was a maid around to freshen things up while they were in the shower.

Jemtastic said...

At least bathing was involved.

SweetDee said...

I'm going to guess Zelwegger. My first thought was Mila but she's still more known for that 70's show than her movies, I think.

*karen* said...

This is why I don't have a TV in the bedroom. Eventually my fiance and I MUST leave the room or read books instead.

gloaming said...

Feel like this blind is incomplete. It should end with.....And now she has cystitis.

T. E. Cuz said...

it's been said that removing a tv from the bedroom will improve a couple's intimate life and/or sleep.

looks like these people didnt need help with that.

jennifer love hewitt? :)

T. E. Cuz said...

kidding. no real guesses.

Alma said...

You made a neat little rhyme! ;)

eris hilton said...

I read that as 13 hours and thought "awesome! I could use a vacation day like that myself." then I saw it was 13 days. Excessive.

lazyday603 said...

Mila Kunis has had a great run of movies since Forgetting Sarah Marshall. Black Swan, Friends With Benefits, Ted. She is the Muse of the Judd Apatow/Seth McFarland comedy world. And that is the comedy world today. She's a movie star, no doubt about it.

emily_h said...

Mila is a movie star, but she is currently on family guy, so even if you take all movies to mean all movies NOW it still doesn't fit her as she has a show that is currently on.

bonnie blue-blade said...

mila is not A list...@emeyekay...I "like" your comment..

SusanB said...

This makes my back hurt just thinking about it. And this can't be good for your blood circulation.

Jeneral said...

Ashton and Mila have been making us cringe for months now. I'd hardly call him her "new" bf. Can you imagine if you and your significant other had nowhere to go and nothing to do for 13 days!? What a life!

rhinovodka said...

That would get boring after a while and my head would hurt.

curlyhairslacker said...

Ew, yeah the sheet thing would bother me. I'd go stir crazy after about a day, I gotta get outside and feel fresh air!

liteNOTSObrite said...

I would imagine this would be heavenly for a celebrity. Seriously. That would be 13 days, not having to be primped and preened to the perfect precision, not having people staring at you and taking pics, being able to spend time with someone you don't have to be so guarded with, knowing no one is there to sell you out, use you, or tear you down, etc. I bet those 13 days off the grid cooped up in a beautiful lil love shack for a celeb is equal to a prisoner getting 13 days furlough from his jail cell.

__-__=__ said...

Sounds dreamy to me too.

Jeneral said...

I think this is Renee Z. There are photos of her and her new bf everywhere and she is glowing. New love, what a feeling!

crila16 said...

I'm going with Renee. You go girl!!! You deserve to finally get laid after dating beards most of your career.

auntliddy said...

Ahhhh, those were the days!

Sarah said...

Well, Scarlett's boyfriend is French....

annabella said...

TMI

Nope said...

Sigh...new love is just the best.

Discobitch said...

She's known for tv though - that 70s show

discoflux said...

I hope it's Renee Z. Man... if I had Doyle Bramhall II, I'd spend 13 days in bed with him, too. That man is some SEX in person.

hunter said...

Am I the only one who read this as them going to the bathroom together AND showering together? I'm sure that's just me.

Ari said...

whoever they are I'm jealous

lostathome said...

Whoever they are, I envy them

Cheryl said...

After 13 days they ran out of Astroglide and had to take a trip to Walgreens.

Carolyn said...

I'm jealous, too! Fun!

DBZee said...

In on the "change the sheets" train - that would skeeve me out.

I also wish there was a like button - you all crack me up!

Kloie said...

I like Renee, but she doesn't look like she'd be too troubled by 13 days of bedsheet filth.

goes in circles said...

Maybe they changed the sheets after they took a shower.
I had a boyfriend I could have done this with if life's little obligations hadn't gotten in the way.
Sigh.

Ingrid Superstar said...

Also they were doing Heroin the whole time.

Snapdragon said...

In the words of Bridget Jones: SHAG MARATHON! :D

13 days though. Wow...!

hothotheat said...

@discoflux Your comment made me Youtube Doyle Bramhall II (interview). You're right, that is one sexy man. Questionable taste in women though. I like Renee better than Sheryl Crow but neither seem like great choices.

He plays lefthanded (even though he's right handed) with the strings still right handed (low E on bottom). That's really really odd.

ldylkng said...

Hillary Swank has a new love!

Kowalski said...

John and Yoko.

AndyCane said...

@EmEyeKay if there was a like button I'd like this

discoflux said...

@hothotheat - He and his dad are pretty much Texas music royalty. I've seen DBII live a few times and it is never not awesome.

discoflux said...

Doyle Bramhall the Elder did pass away last year, though.

DBZee said...

Oh my gosh, Michael K's take is hilarious! NETI POT!

MadLyb said...

@Ingrid Superstar - cynical me believes this, but romantic me wants to think they just really dig each other.

Della said...

Sounds good to me. I remember my honeymoon, (before children) Mexico and we spent 10 days in our room. We f(cked our brains out. Only left the room when we knew the maid was doing her rounds. We ordered room service and it was wonderful. Now-back to reality, my 2 year old just threw her diner plate on the floor.

Tuxedo Cat said...

I'm really happy for whoever it is.

Tania said...

Funny cause its true!

Tania said...

Funny cause its true!

News said...

Finally a good blind item!

Sherry said...

Wow...that sounds like a lot of fun..Now if someone brought in food and alcohol it would be excellent. Oh honey......?

misspeg86 said...

@EmEyeKay - that thought has crossed my mind too. Or even a rating system like The DM have (I think the like button would be better but would it be allowed because of FB?). Enty, are you hearing us?

L said...

good on them!

Snapdragon said...

DBZee said...
Oh my gosh, Michael K's take is hilarious! NETI POT!


Huh?

bunnymother said...

sounds fun! I remember being that in love, it's fun

Amelia Merritt said...

I knew a couple that did that and acted shocked when I told them that was not normal.

Amelia Merritt said...

I knew a couple that did that and acted shocked when I told them that was not normal.