Sunday, December 30, 2012

Blind Item #3

This B-/C+ list television and movie actor who used to be B+ and on a very very hit cable show has his D list celebrity girlfriend running around in circles. He is always threatening to dump her unless she does exactly what he says and when he says it. He has her get out of bed at 5am to go get him Starbucks and has sent her back when she gets the order wrong. On a recent flight he made her rub his neck the entire two hours and when she wanted to stop he told her that she could stop when the fasten seat belt sign came on. Food? She is not allowed to touch it because he does not want her fat and ruining his reputation. Smoking? Nope, but he can.

66 comments:

gee-gee said...

Does Piven have a girlfriend?

Dana @ What the Frock? said...

Who is the Piv dating?

Dana @ What the Frock? said...

Oops, got beaten to it.

Chaparra-rulz said...

Yes, he does. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2254673/Jeremy-Piven-returns-rainy-LA--showing-beach-body-Mexico-break.html

And he is smoking.

Dana @ What the Frock? said...

AND Jaslene is carrying Starbucks. Good call.

DBZee said...

Jerk. Why does she stay with him? I'd light up a cigarette, eat a burger and tell him to shove his Sbux up his a*.

Can't stand abusive a*holes.

Renoblondee said...

I really wanted to have a reason to like him. :(

phoenix said...

Great sleuthing Chaparra. The article spells the whole thing out, so why is this even a blind?

gee-gee said...

I will NEVER understand this ish. Dude better be hung like a donkey and have a tongue like a lizard. Cause I wouldn't *#@& him with your %@$$^.

DBZee said...

Hahahaha, DM calls him a "bronzed Adonis on the beach." Snerk.

jane3113 said...

At what point is it not worth it? Come on, ladies. Watch Seinfeld and see the many, many acceptable reasons to dump someone. Wear the same dress twice? Man hands? Close talking? Surely 'treating you like garbage' is a good enough reason.

Unknown 1 said...

Can't we just shove all of this kind of men in to a bottomless pit somewhere?

LottaColada said...

Who is Jaslene? I'm on mobile and can't click the link =(

Chaparra-rulz said...

@LottaColada

Jaslene Gonzalez is America's Next Top Model winner.

auntliddy said...

Yes, unkown, i like that. Piven could not be any douchier than he is. Ugh. I hope, anyway. What an unkind human. I have never heard anyone say a good word about him. The girlfriend should go out for starbucks and never come back.

goes in circles said...

she was a winner of ANTM

LottaColada said...

Ohhhhh I remember her, back when top model was fun to watch. She's with HIM?! Wow. Thanks for the info!

Shit You Can't Buy said...

Crazy, considering this girl was so tough and big mouthed on ANTM.. Dump him girl!

timebob said...

How can Piven feel like a Star unless he has a Star Fucker sucking up to him.

Entourage is well over, he is sinking into D list himself. He won't be able to afford those expensive weaves much longer.

Shay said...

Jaslene is with him now??? Oy vey.

E Gee Be said...

It's clearly Piven, is the Entourage movie ever happening? Maybe that contributes to his inflated sense of self?

Tuxedo Cat said...

Jaslene, get rid of this tool.

supapimp said...

You can copy and paste link onto your browser.

Unknown 1 said...

I love the word " StarFucker" it perfectly describes what's going on in this type of arrangement. Could you imagine getting in to bed with the Piv? Keep your pepto handy. Ugh.

B said...

Is that really Jaslene? All I could think of looking at the pics is that it does not look like her (as slim as the girl in the pics is, Jaslene is much slimmer...or at least was). And one of the commenters on the link didn't think it was her, either.

Lori B said...

ugh how lame! he was the douchebag on that show and he really is in real life! and is she so desperate to stay in the limelight that she will allow him to treat her like his little hispanic model slave/maid? lamers

Sugar said...

Haha, gee-gee! Zing on the piv! I agree wholeheartedly.

I also used to watch ANTM and her season. I can't believe he pulls any leg at all and should just shut up and be grateful someone wants to ride his tiny penis at all.

PuggleWug said...

Piven is such an asshole.

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Sherry said...

She must be ambitious as hell to want to put up with this shit. I'd bring him a nice cup of shut the fuck up.

Unknown said...

If I were her I'd secretly tape him and then threaten to make it public unless he does exactly what she tells him to do.

Basil said...

For people that wonder why anyone would go out with him I have an answer. Piven is a good looking guy. If a woman didn't read this site, or any other gossip blog, they might not know what a douche he is and how he treats women. He must be charming enough at the first date I would imagine. But if ANYONE, no matter how good looking or rich, woke me up at 5 am to go get a fucking coffee, I would walk out the door and never come back. And I would take a couple of his wigs with me for a laugh. It's not like he would take someone to court to get them back. LOL

Call me yndy... said...

I hate the thought that it's probably PiveN. I always found him cute and sexy nwhen he showed up in Cusack films like "Grosse Point Blank." The image of him actually being like Ari Gold is a sad one.

Del Riser said...

@basil, you beat me to it, I thought she should take a great number of pictures of his toupee and hair needs collection and hold it in ransom for decent treatment.
Only little people need to step on others to make themselves feel big.
She could and should do much, much better.

JasCrocks said...

THAT'S NOT JASLENE PPL

hunter said...

Actually he's not charming on the first date either, according to a reporter who slept with him.

goes in circles said...

Google it. It is her. They are dating.

dragon said...

Man I thought being the other was fun.

Andy said...

Ya know, Theory of a Deadman's song "Gentleman" has more than just a ring of truth to it.

Icecat said...

I so miss the bald Piv from Ellen. It’s like he got that new “hair” and turned into SUPER DOUCHE, like George on Seinfeld.. He makes my skin crawl. SO HIM.

Pivert FTW

JasCrocks said...

That's from 2007. Her instagram is jaslenegonzalez and she was not on vacay w piven

Elizabeth said...

After reading that personal story of a date with Piven (I think a few months ago) I totally believe this is him. And I don't get it. This guy is an ass. Why? I would think any association with him would be an exercise in self-loathing.

goes in circles said...

JasCrocks
You know, I think you may be right...that doesn't look like her. The two have dated in the past, but the girl in the dm picks doesn't look like her to me.

goes in circles said...

We must have been commenting at the same time. :)

dragon said...

Jaslene from Top model. get the Fuck out of here.

PS said...

Basil, TRUST ME, Piven is an asshat within 3 seconds (generous) of meeting him. I've met him a few times, unfortunately, and he is so incredibly grotesque and slimy and sleezy, it's beyond disgusting. He was in a group of guys, and this is BEFORE Entourage, so being John C. best friend and sometime bit-part movie side-kick was his best claim to "fame." And, he was STILL one of the skeeziest shameless turd I've ever had the unfortunate experience of being near. I kid you not. He's a mysogynist prick, he knows he is a mysogynist prick, he LOVES being a mysogynist prick, and he LOVES LOVES demeaning any woman throws herself at his mysogynist little prick. He is a gruesome twerp. And, he and John hate each other now. Haven't spoken in years. (Sadly, John's got ISSUES and isn't very nice :( Now THAT was a let down...

Krissie said...

Jaslene was never too bright on ANTM. It doesn't really surprise me that she'd put up with this. As for the "she isn't allowed to get fat" thing, Piven probably doesn't have to worry; Jas looked like she weighed about 95 lbs on ANTM, although hypocrite Tyra never really called her on it the way she's done with other girls.

But anyway. All this hassle for a C+ list star like Jeremy Piven?! (Or whoever it is.) I wouldn't even put up with this crap if it was for Brad Pitt or Johnny Depp.



Silly Girl said...

I'm confused. Is it a recent pic or an old one? Are they dating or aren't they? Is she the right person or not?
I hate when I get confused. If the DM is right, it's not even a blind. If the pics are old, and the blind is real, then it gets interesting! No guesses, though...

Basil said...

@RS How can men behave in such a way to women, and get away with it? Is there not one gentleman around to call him on his shite? And that goes for John C as well if he is nasty like you say. How hard can it be to act polite?

Brenda L said...

Fuuuuuck that....honey, working really isn't that bad, make your own money and fuuuuuck that. Jeez.

Elizabeth said...

PS What you said about John C is a good reason not to meet celebrities you like and risking disappointment. I'm liberal, his politics aren't the issue for me, but I get the impression time and again that he is not a nice person which is sad. Same with Bill Murray and a few others.

As for Piven, he has no power to disappoint, I assume the worst.

DBZee said...

PS - dish, dish!

The Black Cat said...

Gillian Anderson disappointed me when I met her. I realize what an incredible actress she is now though.

Lioness70 said...

Girl, throw that coffee at his crotch and RUN!

witchingmetal said...

Those are some RDJ/Bieber level lifts Piven has got on at the airport. So obvious by the blocky front and way his pants sit on them. I bet they look even more ridiculous in real life.

You would think that with all the money and female attention that short celebrities wouldn't be so insecure about their heights. I don't think they fool many people with footwear like this.

fancyscreenname said...

Well, if women (the ones HE dates) continue to put up with it his ego will continue to inflate.

Elherbie said...

Agreed. Looks nothing like her! She's much taller than that girl.

anon said...

Please don't tell me I live on a planet where the Privert used to be B+! Say it ain't so!!!!!!

Paper trail said...

I'm joining in with the "not Jaslene" chorus. Jaslene had a kind of small cleft in her chin that this girl doesn't seem to have, plus Piven is short, and she was like 5'9". Even with those boots, she is about his height in the DM photos. So I think he is with some other girl.

Sarah said...

I don't think that's Jaslene either.

Barton Fink said...

The diagnosis of "masochistic personality disorder" was not put into DSM-IV (and won't be in DSM-5 either) because it sounds so bad -- it sounds like it's blaming the women for their groveling behavior, so people get pissed off when they hear it.

BUT about one in five women in therapy have a masochistic personality organization. Psychoanalysts say that masochism isn't about "liking pain" or being demeaned/degraded, so much as it is about experiencing security when a man is abusive, dominant, threatening, controlling, etc., etc. Often, the masochistic personality is build up in a childhood in which the infant or toddler or walking child is encouraged to please others and to receive praise from others while at the same time knowing that a fierce attack will come from loved ones if anything goes wrong. Abusive parents, emotionally abusive parenting styles, etc. -- or a father who commands the daughter to stand in place, to parade, to please him, to be silent, secondary, obedient, etc.

There are a lot of women who experience security in these kinds of hideous abusive dominant-submissive situations, and therapists have their work cut out trying to address that behavior! It's a deep part of some women's (and men's) psyches.

megan00m said...

Lol. She may say it. Sometimes you have to.

Grace said...

That's not Jaslene, at all. She has a manly chin and the nose is WAY different.

Tina Mallette said...

definitely not Jaslene she posts a recent photo with her boyfriend and she is holidaying with family though something weird with her face in the photo with boyfriend, she is posting about the rape in India case definitely not the kind of woman to be Piven's indentured servant

https://twitter.com/i/#!/jaslenegonzalez/media/slideshow?url=pic.twitter.com%2F4YX3xudG

PS said...

Hey all - probably no one is reading this one anymore, but to follow-up / answer, Piven is just GROSS. Sloppy, skeezy, shameless. He's out to get laid, period. He LOVES treating females like yelping hungry dogs. He is crass and unapologetic and wants simply to f*ck whatever is willing to f*ck him. He's has no standard other than they be willing to get f*cked and female. He doesn't pay attention to them, he makes fun of them to their faces, degrades them, demoralizes them in front of people, then yanks them off somewhere to f*ck 'em, then disregard. That's it. That's not even what shocked me. What shocked me is that ANY human being was okay with being near him, male or female. He's no one to be friends with, support or condone. In person, he's not funny, he's not charismatic, he's the opposite of charming, he's beyond self-absorbed and egotistical, and he's not even cute. He's short, stalky, pathetically self-conscience of his hairline and has moobs bigger than most natural female breasts. He's despicable and gross and embarassing. And, yet, women go for it! The very definition of starf*ckers, even if the "star" is a greasy boobed mysogynist JERK, whose fun is more about making fun of any girl who throws herself at a undeniably phenomenal jerk who treats them as horrible as his small mind can muster. Because, for Piven, only a girl that desperate matches his subzero level of shame, thereby validating his right to be so awful of a human being. I kid you not.
As for John, he's not into shaming people or racking up conquests. He's just prickly and unkind and disinterested in life. I think Piven used to amuse him, like a little wind-up toy, and they had this old time bond from growing up. But, as John got deeper into his depression and mysery and disappointment and even hate, and Piven's ego rose to stratospheric levels, as SOON as he got Entourage (and before it was such a hit), John started despising Piven, probably because Piven actually acted HAPPY, and Piven started LOATHING John, resenting him for not being HAPPY for Piven, too. John thought Piven was thankless for all the help; Piven felt John was jealous and didn't appeciate his greatness. John is an unhappy grump, really like a Mr. Magoo, but without the heart of gold buried in there. Piven is the scum of the Earth. Neither is likeable whatsoever, but John is more like the crab miser you ignore, letting him be a sour curmudgeon in the corner, if he someone happened to show up somewhere - he'll only salt those who step under his dark cloud; Piven's the one you proactively ban citzenship / attendance.
The one of that group that is surprising VERY nice is John C. McGinley. They were all buddies, and JOhn is shockingly sweet, down to earth, very smart and kind. He usually plays such jerks, and he's so far from one - it's a testament to his talent. I'm always glad to see him succeed. Oh, the other buddy, who fell from graces? Tom Sizemore. Yeah ... 'nuff said.

astrogirl said...

Wow thanks PS quite a read